DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
INirvana said:
So Phil wants to face a man who....does not like or care to play SF6?
I'm interested in the roast LTG could have since Phil brought up his child, that means the gloves are off.

Sadly even if LTG (will always win the roast battle against DSP) roasts him to death, he will probably not even react to it or pretend he never saw it or does not care, or will watch certain parts of the roasts so it's not as bad.

DSP will find a way to avoid or propaganda it, either way hopefully he roasts Phil because the jokes he would make if he saw his wife or any sad ass clip or delusional clip of dsp would be gold.
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Phil is obviously trying to clout chase again, and as much as I would love for LTG to rip Phil and tell him to get a bra for his tits, the best course of action (and the most salt) would be for LTG to just ignore Phil. Of course, if Phil continues to poke the bear, at least we know what Dale will ultimately say:

 
INirvana said:
Also, fightcade has the best fighting game players for old games, why the fuck is he not on it?
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Because the best players are on there lmao.

He makes up excuses about "da trolls" hacking his ip or whatever but the real reason is he cannot compete with good players. It would eradicate his ego.
 
Do Not Touch Me Pls said:
I can't wait until the new Youtube Age ID scans start rolling out and they instantly deem him as being "underage".

Honestly it's the only redeemable aspect of that policy/precedent.
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DSPGaming was created around 15 years ago.

That almost makes his account an """adult""" just by itself, so that's not happening even as a joke. :story:
 
INirvana said:
Shit is honestly sad, he literally faced his 220 crimson chatter 9 times in a row, all while the guy held back and let Phil win because He was a Grand Master, you can tell the guy was holding back, there was so many openings in the match where the guy purposely failed to punish his frame data/flaws.

He's going to keep doing that so he can make it to GM and have some weird victory speech about how good he still is, but I don't think he's going to like facing all the good players consistently if he reaches those ranks.

Also, fightcade has the best fighting game players for old games, why the fuck is he not on it?
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Not to mention the guy was playing all sorts of characters and Phil stuck to his high tier nonsense.
It was really funny where Phil goes off about these tryhards acting like they are playin in a tournament and its all meaningless. Meanwhile he's grinding pointless rankings that reward you still when losing and can farm opponents endlessly. He will be the first to bring up his rankings to prove he's good at a game.

"THIS GUY IS MASTER?! YOU CAN GET MASTER DOING LAG ABUSE NONSENSE, CHEATERS REEEEEEEE"
And again, meanwhile Phil is only picking top tiers and acting like he has authority on the game, playing on a console platform.

Like the Mario Kart shit all over again. People abuse items meanwhile Phil wins once or twice and its because he mastered the system and drives super well.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil is obviously trying to clout chase again, and as much as I would love for LTG to rip Phil and tell him to get a bra for his tits, the best course of action (and the most salt) would be for LTG to just ignore Phil. Of course, if Phil continues to poke the bear, at least we know what Dale will ultimately say:
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LTG basically ignored Phil the first time, just insulting his appearance and clothes and then dismissing him. As funny as it would be, the right move for everyone except lolcow wranglers or aspiring streamers desperate for any clout is to ignore Phil.

Good catch from the poster who says Phil is trying to be the next Viscant. I didn't think of that because the situation is so different, but I can see Phil thinking of himself as the bullied underdog here who would get support from beating LTG.
 
THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO.webp

This is a FUCKING video... to some fat FUCK on YouTube named "DSP Gaming." Now, I'm tired of this fat FUCK popping up in all of my fucking search engines when I'm looking for a FUCKING gaming-style video! I don't give a FUCK about the aftermath of ANY of you DSP fans that feel sorry for this greasy fuck! You fat fucking disgusting:

Ass-smelling, Blob, Cheese-drinking, Crisco-bathing, Lard-gargling, Calorie-thieving, Cabbage-Patch Face having, Dr. Robotnik looking, WingStop eating, McDonalds gorging, T-Rex arm having, Non-vegetable eating, Cook with a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray, Wide load, Hungry-Hungry Hippo, Planet, Pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem, Whale slash Free Willy, Part bus, Yokozuna, Flubber, Kirby, Salad dodger, Chair crusher, Butter ball, Go to subway but put everything on it, Michelin Man, Happy because Hostess is back in business motherfucker!

I know there's gonna be a lot of people out there calling me a bully, well guess what? I'm not! I just don't feel sorry for fat fucking people, especially fat fucks who sit there all day, gorge and eat, and make money for absolutely nothing! While a bunch of sorry fucks like yourself play into it! You don't like what the fuck I'm saying? Then FUCK YOU!
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil may purposely fatten up his women. Leanna near the end was visibly putting on pounds too, and she only lived with him for less than 3 years. It makes sense for the many who believes Phil is gay and just wants a housemaid.
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Leanna’s weight went to her tits, please don’t compare her to the morbidly obese pig Kat Burnell.
 
I wanted to take a second from everyone's day to remind you all that we are truly living in the end times of Snortmania. like many great civilizations DSP is bound to collapse any time here soon considering the entire business model relies on a few load bearing dents to "whale" him out when he NEEDS to hit a goal, but anyways I digress. a few weeks ago when DSP was out for a week we were blessed with foresight into the future of what is to come when DSP hangs it up forever, and it was beautiful but bittersweet. Going forward lets remember to take as much advantage of Phil's deserved misery as possible to truly remind us why pigroach in the position he is now, because when the inevitable fallout does happen no one should feel bad about the things Phil has done to himself.
 
The only potential chance for Phil's fallout is streaming sites no longer paying people like him. Which I still think is inevitable, but not short-term with options run by degenerates like Kick, and Youtube is back to letting everything run wild unless it's "hate speech" against the chosen oppressed people. As much as people go on here about how it's a small amount of whales, it's always going to be a small amount of whales long-term.
 
If one of the whales die, he's going to have a tard out of likes we've never seen before. Screaming about how they were selfish by dying and not leaving him inheritance.
 
I'm surprised there aren't pages of comments about his last slopfest. It's the most insane behavior I've seen in a long time. And I lurk a lot of lolcow threads on here. I suggest if anyone is ever having a bad day, or questioning their decisions in life....go and watch the last DSP Tries it.

He talked about and complimented the fucking FAST FOOD more than parents do their children. He used every adjective possible. I'm flabbergasted that anyone can be that excited about food. I'm questioning if maybe we do live in a simulation. Except I don't think even a singularity could come up with a character like Phil.

I dont know wtf happened to this man when he left for that week. I dont know if he has a serious mental condition. But i do know that a day later I'm still questioning what the fuck i watched.

Women? Money? Family? Success? Goodwill? Peace on Earth? Health and happiness for all? Fuck all that shit. Curly fries and a burger got this dude in pure ecstasy.
 
GibMoneyPls said:
Women? Money? Family? Success? Goodwill? Peace on Earth? Health and happiness for all? Fuck all that shit. Curly fries and a burger got this dude in pure ecstasy.
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This is really all there is to it. His brain has no social interactions to remember so it catalogues every fast food purchase he's ever made. Him recalling purchases or menus or items from previous decades is sort of impressive I guess, if also really weird. Imagine if he thought about something useful instead.
 
GibMoneyPls said:
I'm surprised there aren't pages of comments about his last slopfest. It's the most insane behavior I've seen in a long time. And I lurk a lot of lolcow threads on here. I suggest if anyone is ever having a bad day, or questioning their decisions in life....go and watch the last DSP Tries it.

He talked about and complimented the fucking FAST FOOD more than parents do their children. He used every adjective possible. I'm flabbergasted that anyone can be that excited about food. I'm questioning if maybe we do live in a simulation. Except I don't think even a singularity could come up with a character like Phil.

I dont know wtf happened to this man when he left for that week. I dont know if he has a serious mental condition. But i do know that a day later I'm still questioning what the fuck i watched.

Women? Money? Family? Success? Goodwill? Peace on Earth? Health and happiness for all? Fuck all that shit. Curly fries and a burger got this dude in pure ecstasy.
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I still get baffled at the time he started pouting and told Kat she had to cook when he didn't hit a tips goal in Marvel Rivals. It was the same sort of deviation a child in elementary school would have when they thought they were going to get McDonald's for dinner only for that plan to be scrapped. A middle aged man panicking about having to eat at home was ridiculous.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
The only potential chance for Phil's fallout is streaming sites no longer paying people like him. Which I still think is inevitable, but not short-term with options run by degenerates like Kick, and Youtube is back to letting everything run wild unless it's "hate speech" against the chosen oppressed people. As much as people go on here about how it's a small amount of whales, it's always going to be a small amount of whales long-term.
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true, I look forward to seeing his 5 viewer streams on Rumble TV. Phil is a phenomenon, like an anomaly. The only reason he's still around at this point is by luck he can't control. He's honestly so lucky to have found two insanely rich retards who love to throw their disposable 'income' at him (OIC and ICS).
I know phil is the pigroach, capable of surviving nuclear fallout but even Israel is nothing without funding (i couldn't think of a good analogy to wrap it up)
 
Nigger DSP (sorry I meant to say "Black DSP") has responded to DSP:

SHOTS FIRED HE MADE FUN OF KHET, HAWAIIAN SHIRTS AND SAID DSP WENT THROUGH A STARGATE WHICH AGED HIM 100 YEARS:
"bro. If you're drunk and you're a man and you're thinking about me at 2:30 a.m.​
Clearly, the pussy you roll over to at night ain't hitting for you. You must be​
thinking about a black nigga's cock and boot.​
Last thing I'll be thinking about is a nigga at night or a nigga period.​
Nigga must have went on the internet, looked at my pics, just couldn't fathom how good I'm looking with the shiny skin, peanut butter complexion, hit no receding hairline, nothing pristine after all these years.​
This nigga looking like somebody put him through a fucking stargate, aged him 100 years, bro. Get the fuck off my dick, bro. You got five bands for me, we could talk. Other than that, stop talking about me, You Hawaiian shirt wearing squeegee. Weekend at Bernie's ass nigga. the fuck off my fucking dick.​
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Me and you are of no literally zero comparison. You're a fucking squeegee."​



Hey mod, somebody ban that [ __ ]
weirdo bringing up that Bert Reynolds
[ __ ] in my other chat. Get him out of
here. Thank you.
>> It's go time.
>> Keep telling that broke ass [ __ ] if you
want to play me in anything it's going
to cost you five grand.
>> You want to collab with me, Bert
Reynolds?
Five grand. Broke ass [ __ ] and you
ain't got it. So stop asking
>> skills. I now wish to
>> Why the [ __ ] that broke ass [ __ ] keep
asking me in games like anything else?
>> Let's do this.
>> One of those lame ass [ __ ] that try to
[ __ ] a hooker for free.
>> Pay for it, [ __ ] You're obsessed with
me that bad. Pay the bag. Pull out five
negative your account 5K so you can
[ __ ] collab with me. You dumbass
mustache having ass [ __ ]
>> [ __ ] out of here, man.
>> You will never in life get a collab with
me cuz you won't
be the last time I dress your [ __ ]
corny ass.
>> Okay, turn.
>> I don't even know why people keep
bringing me up in the same sentence as a
[ __ ] straight up.
What's up? What's up?
>> What?
>> Yeah, I never even seen I never even
seen that [ __ ] You know what
I'm saying? I don't even see the tweets.
I don't give a [ __ ] I don't know why
this dude
like I don't know what it is.
>> Okay.
I
>> literally told this broke ass nude
plenty of times. Stop asking for a
[ __ ] free broke ass. That goes for
anybody on the internet. Anybody begging
me to come on and eat full dicks. If you
don't got a bag for me, I'm not showing
my presence. I'm not collabing my
presence no more ever again with nobody.
If you're not some big giant content
creator where I'm doing a stream or
something like that, eat [ __ ]
Not I'm not doing no pods, no collabs,
and none of you [ __ ] for the free. If
it don't benefit my platform, I'm not
doing
s.
>> I hate you.
>> Grown ass [ __ ]
>> Grown ass [ __ ] tweeting about me like
fine purpose.
>> Round two. When's the last time that
[ __ ] worked out for 5 days straight?
Stop talking about me, bro.
I really do believe I could be leg sound
like some drunk thing in a bar that
>> swore up and down. He used to play
basketball with [ __ ] LeBron back in
the day or some [ __ ]
>> that wants glory. He play he played one
of these NBA leagues at 24-hour fitness
and just would not let the glory go that
he [ __ ] scored a three-pointer on him
or something like
>> and it's not even a bad equivalence. I'm
just trying to think like
>> I hate you.
>> You win,
>> bro. If you're drunk and you're a man
and you're thinking about me at 2:30
a.m.
Clearly, the [ __ ] you roll over to at
night ain't hitting for you. You must be
thinking about a black nigga's [ __ ] and
boot.
Last thing I'll be thinking about is a
[ __ ] at night or a [ __ ] period.
>> Especially enough to tweet about it.
Hurry the [ __ ] up, bro.
>> Let's do this.
[ __ ] must have went on the internet,
looked at my pics, just couldn't dial
how good I'm looking with the shiny
skin, peanut butter complexion, hit no
receding hairline, nothing pristine
after all these years. This [ __ ]
looking like somebody put him through a
[ __ ] stargazing, aged him 100 years,
bro. Get the [ __ ] off my dick, bro. You
got five bands for me, we could talk.
Other than that, stop talking about me,
you Hawaiian shirtw wearing squeegee.
weekend at Bernie's ass. [ __ ] the [ __ ]
off my [ __ ] dick.
Me and you are of no literally zero
comparisons. You're a [ __ ] squeegee.
>> I now wish to
>> Okay, come on.
>> A peeon to me.
>> Somebody cook that and send it to that
[ __ ] weirdo.
This is your
>> crazy how [ __ ] think they can still
get me to do [ __ ] for free in 2045.
I don't need none of you [ __ ] cl
>> well that person don't have no cl I
don't need nothing from nobody.
Like I said before, I got my own [ __ ]
going
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He made fun of him and his wardrobe again. Is Phil about to burn all his new shirts and adopt a new style again? The analogy with a drunk guy bragging about playing with LeBron back in the day is spot on.

I’m an audio engineer™ who used to work at a bank. Audio version with no music. That nigga Dan screaming “I hate you” makes it extra funny.

 
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