"Zero Punctuation" and "Dev Diary" by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw - The only thing worth watching on The Escapist

wtfNeedSignUp said:
I skipped around the video but it's somehow both safe centrist and hypocritical. Safe centrist because he plays both sides (but mainly kisses up to his own clique) and hypocritical because he tries to argue how OBVIOUSLY human hands are better than AI in everything, despite the entire argument hinging on how AI is a threat.

In the end the real irony is the fact he is doing the MY IP shtick while using a clearly infringed IP from his old site.
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I skipped to around 6:20 (the end of the video, the last TWO MINUTES are sponsors and other bullshit) and Yahtzee laments AI can't make dirty insults, probably the faggot would applaud that Internet AI is cucked when it comes to making observations about human nature.
 
Coolio55 said:
An actually good review this time and all it took was homoeroticism.
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Don't really have much to say about this one, but the tangent at the end about "Donkey Kong being sexualized": I do know that this isn't the first game DK says "Oh Banana" in that tone. I forgot where he says it, but this definitely isn't unique to this game.
Otherwise, yeah a strangely decent review. Maybe Yahtzee is in his element when he makes fun of baby games, cause his recent Shadow The Hedgehog game review he still did under Zero Punctuation by the end was fine too.
 
don't not shoot the Press said:
Why man?
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They were literally given a second wind by yatzee and are determined to burn it to the ground a second time, that is actually incredible.

I assume yatzee gives zero fucks as long as he gets paid without having to do any behind the scenes work which is why he agrees to this, but even he must be self aware enough to realize that these retards are treating him as a golden goose and burning the company to the ground.

The escapist collapsed because it failed to build itself up as anything other than the site that hosts yatzee, and now second wind is speedrunning the same with a bunch of dogshit shows nobody cares about ontop of burning goodwill as rapidly as humanly possible with stunts like this.
don't not shoot the Press said:
By the way this is the income sheet for last quarter.(I don't know why it's cut off that's just how they posted it)
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95% of their income is generated by a guy playing with cardboard cutout shadow puppets once a week, how the fuck are they burning this much cash?
 
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Oilspill Battery said:
The escapist collapsed because it failed to build itself up as anything other than the site that hosts yatzee, and now second wind is speedrunning the same with a bunch of dogshit shows nobody cares about ontop of burning goodwill as rapidly as humanly possible with stunts like this.
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It's more that the business model of having sites with content creators died out (since it's easier just moving to youtube by yourself, such as most of their contributers), as well as The Escapist sticking its dick into politics for no real sane. The Escapist stuck gold with Yahtzee since he is too lazy to do the shtick on his own.
Harman Smith said:
"Astrobot was better actually."

Yahtzee with the piss poor takes as always.
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I haven't played Astrobot but from what it sounds like the new Donkey Kong is yet another platformer that plays itself for maximum dopamine. Issue is that the people who bought a 450$ console for one game are expectedly acting cult-like.
 
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