DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
The penultimate suppleness.
Being a heel doesn't work when you then hide and block people from responding though. It would be like someone in WWE cutting a heel promo then running out of the arena before their opponent can respond.
I don't know, that's a definition of the classic chickenshit heel, which is effective many times, you just don't see a lot of main event heels as that instead of the traditional monster type of heel. People in the audience also instinctively hate chickenshits, along with liars and cheaters, so Phil leaning into his personality type this way will only have blow back directed at him by anyone with a normal functioning brain emotional response to his behaviors mannered this way.
 
Phil is so autistic he gets hung up on the $5k every single time. He acts like LTG actually sat down and calculated how much a collab with phil should be worth and came up with 5k and then phil is sitting here debating whether 5k is the correct amount or not. Fucking retard its not about the money. Asking for 5k is basically LTG's way of telling you to fuck off. It isn't that deep or hard to understand. You're begging another man to do something he doesn't want to do so he throws out a random amount of money you can pay for his time.
 
This guy, man. Holy hell. Go to sleep. “He should only get it if he wins, which he can’t” hilarious that he’s self admitting this paradox he lives in, where any win would just be due to lag.
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Honestly if Phil would actually agree to pay 5k if he wins LTG would be kind of a retard to not accept.

Phil has trouble remembering the controls to a game he played two days ago and it’s been like a year maybe more since he’s played sf6. He’s in no shape to be playing competitive matches.

He relies too heavily on gimmicks and flowcharts on offense. LTG is a good enough that he would be able to see that an adapt especially if they’re playing a long set like FT10.

Knowing Phil though he would only agree to pay if they play Super Turbo.
 
This guy, man. Holy hell. Go to sleep. “He should only get it if he wins, which he can’t” hilarious that he’s self admitting this paradox he lives in, where any win would just be due to lag.
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Also, just because I got bored and curious, I went on pigpiggo to see how many times he’s said “support” in the last month. Would you believe it’s 1463? That is after he missed a week of streaming, keep in mind. I thought that was bad.
4-30 thru 6-26, he said it 2903 times.
I think he must ask for support before shooting a load in a napkin.
Dale, you are someone whOoooOoOoOoo
 
So what are the odds that we’ll get an “it was only a social experiment to troll my trolls” explanation from Phil on Saturday?
Hasn't his entire behavior, appearance and demeanor been weird since he went on his week long break?

I've seen tons of people doubt this because there is no death certificate but they seem to not be aware that when it comes to cancer/end of life people will often do a last visit like this to someone and it will screw with them mentally a lot. The timeframe for when the sick person actually dies can be weeks, months or even years afterward:
It's more than likely (I mentioned this a few pages back) that she's hooked up to the machines and shit and it really knocks something out of just about anyone.

It sucks and I would never wish it upon anyone and even if he's going to be a moody bitch for a while because of it I can't really blame him. It's a horrible thing to see.
Therefore I don't think we're going to get a typical "social experiment" explanation - everything in recent DSP land has been very bizarre by what most people have said. He's doing strange things for reasons that won't make any sense and I don't think he's going to use the same excuses as before.

Given DSP has already doubled down and called LTG a bitch again in response, maybe DSP is actually changing as a person as a result of the parental health shit and is coming out of his shell a bit and going to start being less of a coward when it comes to confronting urban-style streamers 🌈

Besides this we also know for a fact that "Dale" (Black/nigger DSP)'s comments to Phil go beyond "getting under his skin" and actually impact him to the level that he changed his entire wardrobe and did other things. LTG's response on this occasion seems far more brutal than the one he did previously but I can't find a video of it (can anyone here link it?)

edit: the fact DSP is having these outbursts during gin tweet hours is also interesting considering the last gin tweet connection he presumably had was with PPP from KC who he told a whole bunch of personal stuff to - I guess DSP literally has no one to talk to anymore.

I made a post about this in the psychology thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/thoughts-about-dsps-psychology.35967/post-22140081
 
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You can almost see it.
>Alone in his office, drinking and pulling Hogans (RIP).
>Khet’s long asleep.
>The clock says 2:47 a.m., and you’ve already read all the posts on your KiwiFarms thread twice.
>Get bored and check Twitter.
>See a bunch of posts about EVO 2025.
>Remember Dale left you on read in his DMs months ago.
>Feel brave in your new Amazon Hawaiian shirt.
>It’s time for the annual: stir drama with the peanut butter complexion NIGGER.
 
I don't know, that's a definition of the classic chickenshit heel, which is effective many times, you just don't see a lot of main event heels as that instead of the traditional monster type of heel. People in the audience also instinctively hate chickenshits, along with liars and cheaters, so Phil leaning into his personality type this way will only have blow back directed at him by anyone with a normal functioning brain emotional response to his behaviors mannered this way.


It can work, but only when the babyface gives them their comeuppance.
 
>It’s time for the annual: stir drama with the peanut butter complexion NIGGER.
Fact checked by read DSP subforum autistic patriots:
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He looks a bit blacker compared to peanut butter to me.

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Respectfully Mr. Nigger DSP, I'm going to go with the Almond Chocolate Butter complexion - you ain't no whitebread Burt Reynolds peanut butter complexion fellow.
 
Deep down, I think Paul wants to be an asshole, because he's a miserable loser. But he's also a massive pussy and without people in his corner, he won't go out of his way to antagonise anyone outside of his hugbox.
The fact Phil thinks he's a badass when he blocks anyone who challenges him and will only engage from inside his hugbox is what makes him a lolcow. He's the bully who'll only fight you if you have both hands tied behind your back (and probably not even then).

Of course Phil also thinks he's "chill" while going on hour-long rants about detractors and having mental breakdowns because he lost a Street Fighter match---but that's why we're here. If he had any self-awareness he'd have left the internet in embarrassment years ago. But instead he keeps acting like a bitch and we keep laughing at it.
 
Given DSPs penchant for posting BBCs in the past, this is one of few times where LTGs stories about his haters fantasizing about his chiseled abs, peanut butter complexion, and BBC is true.

Phil is such a fag he should just admit it. No one gives two shits anymore, give up the mature adult larp. That larp doesn't even work on your audience of tards Phil.
 
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Respectfully Mr. Nigger DSP, I'm going to go with the Almond Chocolate Butter complexion - you ain't no whitebread Burt Reynolds peanut butter complexion fellow.
I know you're joking cause we know he was referring to the smallness of his pores but when you listen to Piggy and his rant about KUHRISSSPEE hair and GUHREESEE peanut butter shows his lack of hypothetical thinking makes him more of a nigger than LTG.
 
Given DSPs penchant for posting BBCs in the past, this is one of few times where LTGs stories about his haters fantasizing about his chiseled abs, peanut butter complexion, and BBC is true.

Phil is such a fag he should just admit it. No one gives two shits anymore, give up the mature adult larp. That larp doesn't even work on your audience of yards Phil.
So him and LTG really are gay for each other? I knew it!
You know how I knew? Because they play fighting games for children and that makes them faggots!
 
It's almost incredible how Phil is able to make LTG or RTU or Warski or whoever he decides to interact with seem reasonable. The perspective is very helpful to see just how far gone he is.

Please Phil, make fun of Kobes for crying about Ozzy or challenge Cyraxx to some kind of driving thing with your fancy new wheel. I need to see who comes out seeming more insane. Maybe do that thing the viral tweet said and get locked in a room with Malding Fagtree. Anything. It'll be more interesting than eating fast food I promise. Lolcow tournament arc.
 
I mean sure the first rounds are a bit of a slog to look through but are still more exciting then his nontent where he begs, crash out and what have you
 
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