Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[REGENDarySumanai]

She literally looks like a generic, discount “alt girl” sex doll with those terrible extensions and ugly ass, random tattoos. This is not a compliment.

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A sex doll has more personality.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

A sex doll has more personality.

A sex doll has more sexual confidence.

 

[James Brown]

Anisa said the stylist said ALLLL celebrities have what ANISA has, no one in Hollywood has real hair. It’s impossible for anyone to have real, healthy, long hair

This is such a cope. Celebrities get extensions because they're frequently dying their hair, using heat, and just being unhealthy (bulimia, partying, etc). The seethe she has because she's too toddlerbrained to wait for the grow out and put down the bleach.

Anisa goes on to say her extensions are really expensive

• She got k tips, Ian says they cost $500 or $1000
• Anisa says it took seven hours

weird flex for a socialist palestinian queen? Maureen Canada must really be emboldening her to talk about her golddigging ways. Between the hair, candles, and triweekly family-size frosting batches what do they even have left?? In just recent memory we have: breast implants, a full back tat, and 1k extensions...while Ian is literally balding, owns one jacket, and is dying from IBS.

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Her arms and legs look curiously thin here

 

[Silly Little Guy]

Everyone that actually watches and catalogues/clips the bog should get a fucking Purple Heart for it. Except PPP, he already has a purple heart from being fat.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

I don't know, wasn't the person she was with before Ian was 17? She just needs to find someone who isn't old enough to know what he was.

Or just someone who is inexperienced with women and relationships. Dane's chances for some below-mid and no doubt unenthusiastic pussy are rising

Her arms and legs look curiously thin here

Noticed that, too.

 

[Staffy]

A sex doll has more sexual confidence.

The image of people crowding over a blow up doll over Anisa despite how beat up, bimbo-looking the doll is, is hilarious and it doesn't even seem like it would be an unrealistic outcome .

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

weird flex for a socialist palestinian queen? Maureen Canada must really be emboldening her to talk about her golddigging ways. Between the hair, candles, and triweekly family-size frosting batches what do they even have left?? In just recent memory we have: breast implants, a full back tat, and 1k extensions...while Ian is literally balding, owns one jacket, and is dying from IBS.

I wonder if Maureen and Anisa are planning to kill Ian and bury him in the backyard while reaping all of his benefits. Then Anus is fostered off to some random sand nigger to marry.

 

[Silly Little Guy]

• Anisa continues to cope about how people are rude about her food but don’t be rude about him going bald, he’s not going bald he’s just growing his hair out!!!
• Anisa also says “it’s none of your fucking business!”

I apologize for posting again so soon, but this actually threw me into a tard rage. I don't know if she said that in reference to Ian's baldness, or the cooking, but I'm going to blindly attribute it to the cooking. It absolutely is my fucking business you dumb bitch. Both because you blast it out all over the internet and because I'm a petty little fag. This is why I sat down and registered to post, her arrogance surrounding these ghastly culinary abominations is infuriating. They aren't good, they aren't even passable. I don't cook because I have to, or for a living, I do it after working all night and waking up in the middle of the day because I enjoy it, because it is that fucking kino. To take a bunch of base components and combine them into something beautiful, tasty, and constitutional is an art that I admire greatly and try very hard to get better at. I've spent about two months now learning to make pizza, not that it's particularly difficult, but my first attempts were basically gorilla-nigger-tier fuckups and they were still better than her shit. You know what I didn't do? Post them and say I mastered the floppy, misbegotten crust that I failed at because I was retarded and didn't use a stone. What I did share with others were the final results of my homo toiling. Lovely little pizzas with nicely browned crust, meats and vegetables that I cooked and diced, spread evenly. Is it the best ever? Fuck no. It's not even the best I can do, I'm still learning. But it was a masterstroke compared to that pie... that fucking pie haunts me. Why was it so wet? Why were parts of the fruit white? WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT YOU WHORE?

 

[Godmode]

Well after being thread banned for a month for saying denims is more attractive than Anisa, it’s nice to be back and see all the baking posts and the Jomhas losing money on their house.

The mods need to chill. I caught a month ban for making a joke about Anus and Hasan's dog.

• Ian doesn’t want Anisa to go platinum again, he said he likes her hair dark, Ian leaves the room
• Dane disagrees and said out of all the colors platinum was the best

Ohhhhhhhh snap! PPP nailed it. This nigger thirsts after Anus.

 

[TokiBun]

I wonder if Maureen and Anisa are planning to kill Ian and bury him in the backyard while reaping all of his benefits. Then Anus is fostered off to some random sand nigger to marry.

Or she meets up with a certain man who's wife totally ran away! Anisa X JF confirmed?! I mean he's in to retarded women and Anisa is that sooooo

 

[Switch Mongo]

Last year, Anisa's streaming 'career' lasted two weeks before she gave up. This year will be no different. She's going to sperg out and humiliate herself while receiving a minuscule viewership. Then she'll throw in the towel and go back to doing fuck all every day.

let’s see if she can beat her record of two weeks this time without crashing out. Doubt it’ll happen and we will get more of these

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I cannot fathom at any level why people think this is a good idea and the moment I see somebody has tatoos like this i am incapable of having respect for them. I realize that's irrational but i just can't help it.
Take the hottest chick in the world, the smartest person on earth, the most generous or kind, somebody who literally saved my life, and put tatoos on them and I just look at them like a child.
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I can explain.

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[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I give it less than a year until she has another sperg out and makes Ian sell whatever house they buy so they can move back to the west coast.

Edmonton is kryptonite to Anisa. No e-celebs like LA, no "community" like Seattle, no activism like Portland, no snobbery like San Francisco. No one gives a fuck about Edmonton. If she can't spend Ian's money, gossip, and be a slacktivist what does she have left? That's all she knows how to do!

 

[Redoniblueoni]

Those are literally the same chairs as the old set. So what did it take them like a month and a half to get them out the van? Are they haram chairs and devout muslim Maureen wouldn't allow them in the house?

It's possible they hired a long distance moving company. When I was single and didn't know better I hired a long distance mover for what I assumed what was a good deal. 1 1/2months later, several headaches involved and them being late on missing my move out date by 3 days I got my stuff.

This begs the question of why they couldn't just do it themselves though. I imagine it's because they're both too weak and lazy. Might as well pay movers to do it I guess.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

The image of people crowding over a blow up doll over Anisa despite how beat up, bimbo-looking the doll is, is hilarious and it doesn't even seem like it would be an unrealistic outcome .

In another universe a parody channel with a badly voiced sex doll becomes Anisa's liquid Chris.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

let’s see if she can beat her record of two weeks this time without crashing out. Doubt it’ll happen and we will get more of these
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I've been fiending for another masterclass in melting down like in this stream. It's doubtful if Ian is allowed to ever leave her again (where would he go in the first place these days? It's not like he has friends or other people who care about him.) so i am not sure we will ever get something like this again.

 

[Leo Frank]

I've been fiending for another masterclass in melting down like in this stream. It's doubtful if Ian is allowed to ever leave her again (where would he go in the first place these days? It's not like he has friends or other people who care about him.) so i am not sure we will ever get something like this again.

You’re probably right. He’s most likely going to corner her to tard rangle any signs of an incoming crash out unfortunately. The few streams I caught live with him in the room were so fucking boring.

Bitch just was walking on a treadmill, drinking Diet Coke, slowly reading her chat of the same people and watching YouTube videos. She had to rap early and Ian came on screen to tell everyone to clap for her because he knew she was internally breaking down. There was only like 56-62 live viewers the entire time.

She needs to chimp out more and tell more embarrassing details about their life. That’s the only way she’ll get views. Otherwise it’s only a-logs and maybe 5-10 pathetic furry hoverers.

 

[H.P. FuckYou]

Hopefully next bog episode will have everyones favorite 4'11 256-pound fatty with an severe alcohol addiction lol

 

[diggersaurus]

Her arms and legs look curiously thin here

I am pretty convinced that Anusa got her hands on some Ozempic (especially now that she is in Canada) and has been shooting herself up to be skinny. We all know she doesn’t go to the gym, vegetates on the couch while doomscrolling, makes those baking abominations (to fatten her sisters up and sabotage while she waits for compliments), and at default she is on the chunkier pear fridge body side. Shes trying to glow up after her “it’s ok to think I’m hot” tweet received a tsunami of mockery.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Hopefully next bog episode will have everyones favorite 4'11 256-pound fatty with an severe alcohol addiction lol

NOW YOU LISTEN HERE BISH! ANUS FUCKS MY MEMPHIS MICRO LIKE A QUEEN AND SHE DON'T NEED NO OZEMPIC TO BE SEXY AS HELL! STAY AWAY ALOG OR IMAGONNA HOLLAH!