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What is bulging out of the side of his skintight pants? What's going on there?
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Look at that wattle/gullet on the front of his neck! Fatty fatty fatty.
Also still wearing a backwards ballcap. What a tool.
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And we all know how stress makes him eat.
Wrong as always, stalker. He sees minorities solely as resources created for his exploitation, ardently supports a government that sees him only as tax cattle, consooms like his life depends on it, and has a BMI in the 50s. That's as American as you can get.
No, child. Those are your delusions again. That man has no friends and is not an author. Enjoy prison.
This is one of the funniest things to come out of this whole Man of Pig thing. It's definitely gotten me an irritated scowl from the wife late at night.
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Well this image was taken at the Marcus North Shore Cinema in Milwaukee, possibly at the very wall seen in pic rel (note the carpet and wood paneling):
An enterprising pest could take a tape measure to see how high that wood lining goes, from where it'd be easy to get Pat's height based on the lines on the poster, but I would never advocate for such horrible cyberstalkery.
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That's his Samsung Galaxy Phallic Compensator 5.
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I don't think so. It looks like his phone is in the other pocket. He does appear to have some large growth on his hip or thigh.
I just had to laugh at his faggy LOTR tattoo. I always forget about it.
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He's right next to a stanchion post. Those on average are 35.4 inches tall.
Blood sugar monitor.
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I was thinking colostomy bag. He's into things and he's blown an o-ring.
I'm still your friend.
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Fatrick always keeps a spare stick on niggeroni on hand. (He's always eating. That's how he stays so fucking fat.)
Seriously, though, look at those fucking sandals. He looks like he belongs in a group home for obese retards.
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He has to keep his BWC wrapped around his thigh a few times to keep it from hanging awkwardly down his pant leg.
Is that the One Ring inscription, or is it some other text in the same style?
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One man to kill them all, one man to cure them, one man to grind them all and in sausage bind them.
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It's the One Ring inscription.
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Healthy Geek. You know his doctor has simply given up after being confidently informed by this fat man that he hasn't gained a pound since high school and there is no need to reassess his medication, child.
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This fat fuck went on blood pressure meds in his early thirties?
No, baby child. I'm not fat. The fact that I've been on blood pressure medication for 15 years proves it. You died of heart disease before I ground my first link of niggeroni.
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It's a bottle of chloroform because one never knows when they might encounter fresh artisanal pepperoni ingredients in the wild.
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Maybe we're looking at this the wrong way? I could be wrong, but I think this may be a trick of perspective. Even when he is trying to stand arms crossed like an extremely masculine tough guy, he probably tilts his pelvis to one side, popping his huge fat ass like the mincing faggot he wishes he could be deep down. It just looks bizare combined with the mismatched body language and the angle of the shot minimizing it. Maybe? He IS very fat, and very gay.
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Could this fat cunt be concealed-carrying to the premiere of a children's movie because he's that terrified of Boomia/a Stalker Child/the ghost of Bernell Trammell/Judge Holden descending upon him? That can't be legal. I know that concealed carry doesn't work like that, but this is Patrick "Ass Knife" Thomlinson we're talking about. I could absolutely see him stuffing a gun into his pants leg and walking around hoping for the best. Either way - fat.
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Double chin, Star Wars t-shirt, Reddit-tier smug expression, backwards ball cap, unwashed and slovenly appearance, gunt sucking, and those gay-ass flip-flops he wears everywhere. Yep, we have a gigantic faggot over here.
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Didn't know Patrick had a copycat!
You've made it Patrick! Another white man going around chopping up niggers!
You've made it Patrick! Another white man going around chopping up niggers!
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Anyone that needs a dose of that sort of bullshit Emily Bell posts on social media, head on over to the Kelly Lenza thread. Kelly has the same sort of schtick as Emily, plus she is a HAES true believer, neglectful parent and a furry. So much to loathe.
So Piggy is at a child's movie instead of GenCon. Lol. Nikki took the picture and we have all seen that she uses the filters. That hip bulge could be an artifact of one of the filters. We've seen the Pigman unfiltered. He is fat. And we know he never loses. He's told us so.
So Piggy is at a child's movie instead of GenCon. Lol. Nikki took the picture and we have all seen that she uses the filters. That hip bulge could be an artifact of one of the filters. We've seen the Pigman unfiltered. He is fat. And we know he never loses. He's told us so.