Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Kokenami]

I also think BDSM appeals to the mentally ill because it allows them to harm themselves in a way that’s socially acceptable

Deviants will move mountains to contextualize their depravity in morality. There's like an Overton Window or some shit for degeneracy.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Troonish gripe framed as being territorial.

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Top comment (184 upvotes) decries attempted gatekeeping.

Lots more discussion in the comments including a few long rants, but total consensus.
How dare real women think of themselves as being realer women than troons.

Sure, we accept you "honorary woman"


You'll also note that he say "between them and me", not us [transwomen]. Peak selfinesh even when they are among themselves.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Transbian got his crush snatched away by an older woman, who is causing his crush to become more and more transphobic.

https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1mex3rr/the_girl_i_like_is_becoming_transphobic/
https://archive.ph/wRRxq

Troonish gripe framed as being territorial.

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Top comment (184 upvotes) decries attempted gatekeeping.

Lots more discussion in the comments including a few long rants, but total consensus.
How dare real women think of themselves as being realer women than troons.

If his friends just treated him like "one of the 'cis' girls" and talked to him normally about periods and other things that only affect women, he'd be whining about how it makes him feel excluded because he'll never discharge blood and tissue from the lining of his (nonexistent) uterus through his girldick or stinkditch.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Transbian got his crush snatched away by an older woman, who is causing his crush to become more and more transphobic.
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If his friends just treated him like "one of the 'cis' girls" and talked to him normally about periods and other things that only affect women, he'd be whining about how it makes him feel excluded because he'll never discharge blood and tissue from the lining of his (nonexistent) uterus through his girldick or stinkditch.

the transbian whinging in this post is just **mwah (chef's kiss)**

here's a thought: STOP BEING TRANS YOU WHINY FAGGOT

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

the transbian whinging in this post is just **mwah (chef's kiss)**

here's a thought: STOP BEING TRANS YOU WHINY FAGGOT

Accuses the woman of being obsessed while posting a possessive post of their crush. They have zero self awareness.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Remember that pathetic wastrel that found himself unable to find love attending a sapphic mixer on account of being a fucking dude? Well, our hero, Reddit user ThrowawayGwen, continues to endure inescapable loneliness everywhere he goes. This dude in particular seems extremely obsessed with lesbians (despite claiming he has a "phobia" of them due to - haha, as if - being raped by them. And it's only the cisbians, you guys, he's totes fine with trannies that call themselves lesbians) to the point where he has even considered partaking in the dark arts to get himself a girlfriend. Strangely, however, regardless of what groups he might join, Gwen is always driven out by them. Hm, how's that quote go again? If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole, but if you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole?
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I went to an accepting event for queer women and I regret going​

I've posted at length about not belonging at all in spaces for queer women, not helped by my part of the world being terf-dominated but also being unable to find such things online, either.
I went to the event last night anyway and I really regret it but not for the reasons one might expect.And yes, I went by myself.
The event advertised itself as for Sapphic women and non-binary folk. Which I think helped with the inclusive kinda things. Even the tickets were sold as "women/non-binary" which may well have acted as terf repellent.
It ended up being a terf-free zone and about an hour in I felt at ease.
Sounds great right? No hate. Nobody pushing me out. No violence. Nobody harassing me. Kinda what I wanted.
The problem was the nature of the event.See, it was a singles event. Probably only gonna be a yearly thing to coincide with Pride here. Event was sold out so they'd be foolish not to do it again.
On the one hand, positive experience in a space for queer women (finally)On the other, given the nature of the event I feel awful about myself.
Anything dating related is gonna leave me feeling like shit because I'm unwanted in that sense entirely.
I got carried away because once I felt at ease I went "Well shoot, maybe I should see what happens..."Only for, yeah...
Being in a safe environment for queer women and still being invisible while you're surrounded by folks really getting into each other is a different kind of pain.
Nobody wanted me. I mean, I know nobody wants me. I know nobody finds me attractive. Deep down I know that.
But in the moment the acceptance went to my head and I allowed myself to hope that if they were capable of accepting me, then they could be capable of more than just the basic acceptance.
And as such, I fully embraced the event. Turned on the charm. You name it. Got confident.
I was silly. Too silly. Ended up feeling terrible when I should be ecstatic over finally not having a shite time within the community.
It's just crap that the only safe event/space is focused around something like dating. And that it's only gonna be yearly most likely.
I wouldn’t go back tbh.

A pathetic li'l poon stays partnered with a penis-preoccupied putz. He's clearly bisexual given that he enjoys intercourse with her yet longs for a 100% organic nature-made meat-wand, so I advise OP just cut this fish off the line and let him swim to another lake; any man that suggests opening a relationship because he just wants to get his dick wet is not long-term partner material.
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partner keeps saying he misses penis (TW: DYSPHORIA)​

exactly what the title says. hes cis, or at least born that way. i dont know what to do. we have been together for years and i have no one else and can barely even breathe without him, i need him to get away from my abusive parents anyways, so please dont just tell me to break up with him.
he tells me he misses penis. i am pre-op and american and can barely even afford to eat right now, so probably wont be able to afford surgery at any point in my life, but i know what is currently possible wouldnt be what he wants (or real enough for me) anyways. ive suggested the obvious (prosthetics) but he says it wouldnt feel the same and that he wants it to "be me". we also cant afford that right now. additionally he says that the reason he has told me this is because he wants to be open and honest with me about how he feels and he would feel bad keeping it from me.
i feel incredibly hurt by this. especially since in the past i have asked about topping him only for him to dismiss the idea saying that he doesnt like the way it feels. ever since he first mentioned it, my bottom dysphoria, which used to be practically nonexistent, has become so severe that i cant even look at my own genitals anymore or really even get aroused some of the time and its affecting our sex life since vaginal intercourse is a requirement for him for our relationship. something about how it "doesnt feel right" if he goes without for too long. sorry if thats too graphic. i cant even look at a real dick without crying because i know i will never have one.
he has briefly suggested i allow him to have relationships with cis men but that i cant be involved with it at all because he doesnt want to share me with anyone else. i have to be emotionally bonded and partnered with all parties of a relationship or else ill be distressed so i said no. but now i feel guilty. ive tried asking him to rethink our relationship but he says it wouldnt be worth leaving me. ive tried allowing him to do what he wants but he says it wouldnt be worth the hurt it would cause me. i dont know what to do. i feel like im suffocating him and keeping him from being happy but every time i bring it up he tells me if he wanted to leave me he already would. i hate myself for it. what do i do?

Sharper than a serpent's tooth: a pooner's little one has a mouth much too big for her liking, spouting off about her biological sex at the drop of a hat. I feel like "biological mother" is a pretty big word for a tyke, but I'm not very savvy with developmental milestones in children so I don't have much to say about it. Her malding, however? Delicious.
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My 4yo is randomly outing me​

I know it's not their fault but I'm really not happy about this. Whenever we engage in a conversation with someone they go "You know, [my ex's name] is my dad and this is [my name], my biological mother" or "[my name], if you're a man, why don't you have a penis?" (It's not like I haven't elaborated a thousand times). They've also recently started calling me the equivalent of "mom" in our languge and they yell it from everywhere. The "mom" is not the worst because people don't really get it, but when my kid downright explains to someone we have just met I'm trans it's another thing.
Guess my stealth time is over when my kid is around. My social dysphoria used to be basically gone and now it came back with I vengeance.
Idk I hope I'll be able to laugh about it one day :/

Bigfoot blues: a troon tries to squeeze his clodhoppers into some eensie-weensie-women's shoes, only for his mother to put him on blast in front of his brother and uncle about how Chinese foot-binding via cheap-ass Payless flats will not have any sort of shrink ray effect on his flippers. Because trannies have the emotional wherewithal of tissue paper, of course, he cried about it.
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My mom just completely embarrassed me infront of my uncle and brother​

Today I was having an okay time with my uncle we were going out out shopping for things and I ended up buying women size 5 shoes which my feet could fit in but it was just a bit tight but wearing smaller shoes just made me feel happy and better in myself. Then when we got into the car my brother was in there she started interrogating me about the shoes, asking to see them to look at the size and I kept trying to say no but she stopped the car and made me take them out and then started saying “no we’re taking these back.” After I bought them infront of my uncle and brother and then said “buying small shoes isn’t gonna make your feet any smaller” like shouted that infront of my brother and uncle who have no idea about me. I’m completely embarrassed I’m literally crying in the car right now and we’re driving home. And she repeated the comment again at some point while going off at me. She was trying to embarrass me and it was obvious. She’s the only person I’m out to and I just can’t believe she’d go off on me and just spout out one of my insecurities which is my feet. I wanna fucking die I don’t get why she’d do that to me and repeat the comment with everyone here.

Mark of the beast: despite having relatively clean scars (according to her own report - so take with a grain of salt the size of a portly guinea pig), a "stealth" FTM worries she's still too identifiably female even with excuses readied as ammunition in her back pocket. I love how they rely on "hormonal deficiencies" and "gynecomastia" constantly as their excuses, because by the time you're 5'0" flat, froggy-voiced, wide-hipped, doe-eyed, dainty-handed and palpably weak, most people are going to figure out you're not a real boy. Sorry, girls.
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Sometimes I really wish I didn’t have visible scars​

I’ve been more content with myself than I ever was after I got top surgery, I truly am. My friend invited me for a pool day at his place. I had never taken off my shirt in front of other people since my surgery which was…over 2 years ago as of July11. He is also trans yet the way his family is along with what he has already told me, they give off mixed signals
I didn’t have a swim shirt so I didn’t have much of a choice so I hesitantly said fuck it, there’s at least no one else around to see
I did consider keyhole but I thought my breasts were too big, even for their small size, esp my nipple already needed resizing and my doctor said if I’d do that, nipple grafts were a whole separate thing, cost, procedure, whatever
Anyway, even though I’m glad my scars aren’t like super eye-catching, they’re still lines that are just there across my chest. It’s ironic that a I don’t even feel comfortable around another trans person. I think most of the problem is his family. They’re more accepting than my parents ever were/are but they still don’t completely understand and it scares me because I realised I hope I don’t come up in any of their casual convos with the people in their life. Like “oh, [friend’s name] has a trans friend.”
I’m stealth, well try to be, and I always say I got gyno instead but that can only convince so many people because I’m pre-T. But I also have a whole story behind that too. If you guys are like want a tip, I’ve been saying I have wacky hormonal deficiencies and connect that to my “gyno” when need be
But yea, I feel I made a huge mistake revealing that. Even before, after getting top surgery I still was embarrassed to go shirtless even though I technically could then. Because I knew people would see and I don’t want judging or hate or negative assumptions before people even meet me personally, esp this horrible time in society. But now I’m about to never go shirtless again. I’m starting to dislike my scars. Not because the doctor did poorly, they did a clean job, but well like the title says. I wish it doesn’t feel like a burden to live in the shadows

A li'l dood is mad that because she's a turbo-vaccinated little shrimp, she cannot demand respect for her stupid gender identity without being seen as argumentative; instead, she seethes and malds behind closed doors, wishing for the day she can be a raging asshole without losing her family and her job.
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"You're one of the good ones"​

I HATE THIS LINE. SO MUCH. So wrong to say to any minority. And unfortunately because of how I've had to keep the peace at work or around family, I've received this. Specifically because I've been "chill" about people slipping up or just straight up not trying at all to use the right pronouns for me. In reality it always hurts me when someone close to me chooses their own convenience over my comfort. I really wish I had the guts to say exactly that every time, but then I'd be proving to them their own idea in their head that we all melt down over any accidental misgendering, because there simply is not enough time in most conversations this happens in to say this without them completely shutting down or getting aggressive or proving their point to other people listening. I'm 5'3", mellow, and autistic so I'm ALWAYS talked over anyways so any time something vaguely controversial comes out of my mouth suddenly they're ignoring me even harder.
I hate that any amount of standing up for ourselves is seen as being overly combative. That to try to even garner the same amount of positive human interaction as others we have to lower our standards to the floor and watch them be thankful we're being submissive.
I would LOVE to be more combative and try to demand respect on my gender identity, but unfortunately that would isolate me from my entire family who already thinks they're "trying so hard with this gender stuff" by only getting around to using my preferred name after 5 YEARS of me being out. It's an absolute SHAME that unfortunately there's just enough connection to be lost there that I have to perpetually tolerate half-respect. And with my job, everyone there is so transphobic and it's such a team-focused career I'm lucky if someone finds out and shows me any respect at all.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

How convenient this troon is allergic to preservatives in "cheap, shelf stable foods." Only the finest products from Whole Foods for m'lady here please!

There's this thing that I've seen in several places online that say shit like that. Idk if it's autism exactly or something else but it's a bit like the whole autistic people do have emotions they just can't recognise them or process them, aside from it's food and the way your body works. People eat some dogshit low quality food and they look at it and assume it must be all these wacky chemicals in there that they're not liking, instead of the gallon of fat/oil or the fact that it's heavily processed shit quality ingredients or whatever. They want to be able to blame something instead of just accepting maybe it's low quality or maybe I just don't like it. It's kinda old but it's a bit like the foodbabe and her crusade against azodicarbonamide which even to this day she is still influencing people to pronounce as az oh di car bono mide instead of azo di carbon amide. She didn't like subway's bread and so scoured the ingredient list and randomly decided that that one chemical must be why she didn't like the bread, completely ignoring that it breaks down during baking and essentially none is even in the bread. My grandad was the same, he would swear that aircon made his nose feel bad and gave him a cough, he smoked every day for almost all his life though.

The 'tried to eat a can of baked beans ... mouth feel like it's coated in wax' part sounds almost perfectly like an autistic person suffering with textural sensitivity. Either that or they are unfathomably sheltered. You're not allergic, you just don't like the texture but don't understand how to process that feeling and so want to default to 'there's something empirically incorrect about this'. You are just eating a worse version of the product, there's nothing wrong with it that prevents you from eating it, it just doesn't taste as good and maybe the texture is off. You either stop posting on facebook and go get a job so you can afford better quality shit, eat the low quality shit, or you just fucking starve and die and everyone is thankful they don't have to listen to your whining ever again. And complaining that you don't like something after the first time trying it is kinda retarded anyway, sure there's some foods that you know you will never like but at the same time you will normally not like new foods until you've eaten them a few times, especially if you grew up as an autist eating nothing but chicken tendies and that type of shit.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I mean, why would he? I have a kid the same age and I think I spoke French to him for the first time ever last week, because we were haggling with a moroccan guy.
Parents that speak anything but their mother tongue to their kids are cringe, you see these green hipster couples in my city sometimes where the dad speaks English to the kids in a broad local accent because the wife has decided that the kids are going to be bilingual good little globalists so now dad gets to have a relationship with his kids in a forgein toungue, that to me is a sure way to not have a close parent-child relationship.

He said the kid didn't even know he spoke english. That's what indicates that he never fucking sees his son.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Tag yourself I'm 5'3", mellow, and autistic

Look, I can see how “you’re one of the good ones” can be insulting but like…if enough of you are actually “good ones” then eventually people will have a better opinion of your group overall. Would you rather people assume you’re good at math or assume you’re always ten seconds away from throwing a tantrum at a GameStop? Make respectability politics great again.
Do better

 

[Escar]

tf2 was always the autist's csgo. Gmod even moreso. It's a hero shooters are the fps genre's factorio in terms of the people they attract. Also there's a lot of tf2 porn which helps.

You know what, I get that. Before trannies, it was brony faggots putting pony porn images on the walls.

Pooners are annoying but I’m kinda on her side with this one, we’ve been together 5 years and you’re still bringing up needing real dick? We both know I’ll never have one, so why are you telling me this? Either break up over it or don’t (or open your relationship and be poly like all the other weirdos.)

I didn’t know relationships were supposed to have the same affirmation-only model recommended by WPATH!

Probably the typical tactic of trying to manipulate the other person into breaking up with you, so you don't feel as guilty.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

words words words words

Respectfully, it's not that deep. They're just self-obsessed and wanna be the specialist special kid on the playground. They're no different from the Yoga Beckys who love to claim they're gluten intolerant.

 

[HalTurner]

troons love tf2 for whatever reason, but also all valve games have a high troon population. it’s been around for a few years, i wanna say it started becoming infested with troons in like 2021

When did trannies colonize TF2? I haven't played it in a few years, but I used to put a few hundred hours into that game.

That's easy. TF2 just like Fallout New Vegas was a game hardcore millennial nerds loved. So these male nerds just never stopped their love for it when transitioning. FF14 is the other one with a massive troon infestation. Surprisingly WoW has a pretty big portion of actual women playing it, a lot more than FF.

 

[Hulkster]

. Surprisingly WoW has a pretty big portion of actual women playing it, a lot more than FF.

Eliot Rodger died in vain LMAO.

 

[woc_krava]

There's a very specific Tranny channel. It's about some Mormons where the husband became a tranny after they had 3 kids. For some reason he's obsessed with the oldest daughter. I know this isn't the right thread, but please redirect me to the right one. Here's the newest video:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gH_O5wS3yIk

Edit: This one is new and even better

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4w2KIv36Vc8

And this tranny seems to be really obsessed with his daughter:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LRGEpBaFRrI

I wouldn't be surprised if he wears her face at some point.

 

[babyTAP]

Bigfoot blues: a troon tries to squeeze his clodhoppers into some eensie-weensie-women's shoes, only for his mother to put him on blast in front of his brother and uncle about how Chinese foot-binding via cheap-ass Payless flats will not have any sort of shrink ray effect on his flippers. “Today I was having an okay time with my uncle we were going out out shopping for things and I ended up buying women size 5 shoes which my feet could fit in but it was just a bit tight but wearing smaller shoes just made me feel happy and better in myself.”

Squeezing into a size 5?! A size 6 women’s is equivalent to a children’s size 4. This is a shrimpy young child.

The 'tried to eat a can of baked beans ... mouth feel like it's coated in wax' part sounds almost perfectly like an autistic person suffering with textural sensitivity. Either that or they are unfathomably sheltered.

Or it sounds like a petulant land whale. When this was posted to the choosingbeggars sub the poster said OP was at minimum 400lbs lol

 

[countrybumpkin]

If my hair color made it difficult for me to get a job, I would dye it. Or not dye it, in this case.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

The YT algorithm recommended me this video oday. A TIF who needed extensive therapy to solve their body image issues but was instead told to get puberty blockers. The parents refused, but also didn't get them proper mental help for their body issues.

Now they believe their teenage body having the nerve to develop breasts "damaged" it and they're paying to "correct" this mistake.

The replies generally agree that teens need these drugs and doubt that teens being put on puberty blockers or chopping up their bodies can cause any long term, permanent damage. Because studies (funded by troons or their supporters) only serve to affirm their beliefs.

Like this TIM who's 2M (6'7) but would've loved to have mutilated his body at age 12 if it meant being a dainty 5'0 "girl".

 

[Fruit Flies]

Like this TIM who's 2M (6'7) but would've loved to have mutilated his body at age 12 if it meant being a dainty 5'0 girl

Reading all this just got me so sad. As much as I hate grown troons who destroy their lives and families for a fetish, I do feel bad for the kids who are being sold a lie.

Spoiler: Long

The way they talk about the “wrong” puberty and seemingly knowing beyond the shadow of a doubt back when they were children what they would want out of their adult lives blows me away. Had I been told as a child that I could take drugs that would stop me from growing breasts and would prevent my period, or even a step beyond that would make me taller and more manly, I would have jumped at the idea— and I didn’t even have what would be considered dysphoria. I simply was terrified, as most young people are, of the changes that come when you grow up before you feel you’re ready for it. I don’t think I’ve spoken to a single woman who at some point wasn’t brought nearly to tears in their tween years at the prospect of losing their status as “one of the boys”, especially as girls tend to hit puberty a lot earlier than boys.

I can’t speak for males on the matter, but if you’re an autistic or effeminate guy to begin with who idolizes women (especially in this day and age when men are often demonized and belittled in media and online) the reality that they’re going to turn into something they consider ugly, unworthy and shameful may also play a part. The sad thing is that these kids are being groomed right jnto thinking this is a reasonable and acceptable way to live their lives, rather than maturing and facing their insecurities and fears in order to develop into well adjusted and confident adults.

They aren’t called growing pains for nothing, and they don’t strictly refer to the physical aches of a developing body. I didn’t really “get” who I was until my late 20s. If you grow up in highly insular or traditional communities with strict rules for men and women it can take even longer if you ever manage to break away from those chains. You have to gave uncomfortable truths and ask questions you may not like the answers to. You need to learn to let the bulk of the world’s problems wash off your back and not to take everything so personally.

It takes time and often suffering of one kind or another for a human to fully grasp themselves and the world around them, and it terrifies me that so many are being led to believe the solution is instead to run away and hide behind a mask of the opposite sex.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

Reading all this just got me so sad. As much as I hate grown troons who destroy their lives and families for a fetish, I do feel bad for the kids who are being sold a lie.

One can only hope in the future the official "studies" will change and show just how much damage this "movement" has done. Because these troons and their supporters keep gloating that many "studies" affirm the mutilation of children.

Many trannies taking these L's could've been avoided if the people they needed the most when they were young gave them proper help. I know a man whose mother was always away because she worked for a multinational bank. Said man would often play with his mother's clothes/makeup likely because he missed her. Now, he grew up to be a straight man with no mental issues, but had his crossdressing persisted to his teenage years in this day and age, I have no doubt he would've been trooned out or taught to hate his body/puberty.

To genuinely believe that your body developing into what nature intended it to be is "causing damage", and believing that your only form of "salvation" is to mutilate yourself is both messed up and heartbreaking.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

A ftm is having issues with her girlfriend missing being with a man and many in the comments are saying to either break up or use a strap

I like the first comment. This dood conveniently ignoring the obvious point: what’s considered an impressive growth in a pooner is a micropeen in a man. GF might meet a man with a cock as small as OP’s clit, but he’d be a freak.

Isn't saying "I need it deeper" just a somewhat kinder way of saying that the rotdog ain't getting the job done? Because I'm pretty sure they make lava lamp sized dildos that can reach your kidneys.

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This is my favorite comment. "I miss real dick." "So you're saying you want me to buy a bigger dildo? Polyamory? YOU'RE LEAVING ME? (note: this is going to happen) TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY. " I dunno, dood. Call me crazy, I think she just might want to get fucked and not have to pretend to like it.

Not sure why the thumbnail is so large. Sorry about that.

I also like the way they try to rules-lawyer these things. “Aha, you cannot define ‘dick’ in a way that excludes me! Therefore, there are no problems with our relationship!”

Troonish gripe framed as being territorial.

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Top comment (184 upvotes) decries attempted gatekeeping.

Lots more discussion in the comments including a few long rants, but total consensus.
How dare real women think of themselves as being realer women than troons.

“How DARE they not cluck sympathetically and call me a good girl!”

Transbian got his crush snatched away by an older woman, who is causing his crush to become more and more transphobic.

I’m so sick of this Reddit thing where people act like they have some ownership claim over someone they fixated on. Sorry, dude, if you never had the balls (lol) to ask her out and someone else did, that’s your problem.

(PS There’s a difference between “I would theoretically date a trans woman” and “I will specifically date the skinnyfat greasy autist with men’s glasses next to me.”)