Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

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She's legitimately nuts if she thinks her daily BPD meltdowns, such as saying her transphobic faux-husband raped a baby into her to babytrap her, is a tiny mistake.
So she’s saying that Sam and Cuckson are also abusive, or…?

(lol jk we know she doesn’t respect them enough to acknowledge their existence)
He's not going to find a better wife than Becky on Fetlife, though, and that seems to be his hunting ground.
He did apparently have a girlfriend a while back.
The way she insists on referring to Daniel's girlfriend as his "new wife" every single time is really beginning to give me the creeps.
Probably because if she says “girlfriend,” it exposes Miss Polyamory-is-Superior for the fat hypocrite she is.
 
She’s going to speak it into existence mark my words lol, Daniel’s too old to be playing the dating game and he doesn’t seem too picky. Imagine her ire when his “new wife” becomes Mrs. Daniel Klein for real. There’s definitely an invisible catfight and some hate watching going on between Becky and the new girl, they’re both likely doing some proverbial pissing on one of Daniel’s legs to mark their territory. Contentious baby mamas and women that date men with contentious baby mamas always find each other, once Becky is out of the house I expect new girl to ramp up.
"New Wife" is really funny considering he doesn't really have an "old wife" from a legal perspective. He timeshared a fat old wife with 1 to 3 other dudes at a time, basically just rented Becky for a bit.
 
She’s going to speak it into existence mark my words lol, Daniel’s too old to be playing the dating game and he doesn’t seem too picky. Imagine her ire when his “new wife” becomes Mrs. Daniel Klein for real. There’s definitely an invisible catfight and some hate watching going on between Becky and the new girl, they’re both likely doing some proverbial pissing on one of Daniel’s legs to mark their territory. Contentious baby mamas and women that date men with contentious baby mamas always find each other, once Becky is out of the house I expect new girl to ramp up.
I would not be shocked if Becky constantly checks the social media accounts of Daniel's new woman. I would actually be surprised if she hasn't already tried contacting her family or workplace to screech about what a "homewrecker" she is, even though it was "supposed" to be an open marriage*

*only open to Becky that is - no one else in the polycule is allowed to see other people unless Becky first vets them to make sure they are not younger or prettier than her.
 
Please God, let one of her neighbors find this site.
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Whoever guessed we'd be hearing about how much she loves the chicano culture in her new neighborhood, instead of the horrible white neighbors of the McMansion, please come forward and accept your "called it" award :achievement:
Ah yes, Latinas are famously even tempered when ugly old women try to tempt their men away from them.
 
Becky goes full histrionic about the idea that families could be deported after a birth, claiming Hannah would have been deported instantly if Becky had forgotten her passport.

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This is "mandatory genital checks of all schoolchildren!" level of absolute hysteria over nothing. Her sarcastic "sorry" is really icing on the gravy.

Also, "mixed-use area" with mostly Spanish speakers? Becky moved to the hood. Bet not many lawyers living in that area. Cultural enrichment ahoy.
 
Meanwhile, Daniel is apparently in a cabin in the redwoods, listening to a river and reading. This cannot be Becky's "dream vacation" when he doesn't mention Disney, Paris, or even lobster.

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Adding: Mostly Hispanic probably means Oxnard, which is agricultural and has like a 75% Hispanic population. I thought that would be where they'd head.
 
Meanwhile, Daniel is apparently in a cabin in the redwoods, listening to a river and reading. This cannot be Becky's "dream vacation" when he doesn't mention Disney, Paris, or even lobster.

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Adding: Mostly Hispanic probably means Oxnard, which is agricultural and has like a 75% Hispanic population. I thought that would be where they'd head.
Does this explain why Becky started book sperging all of the sudden? I was wondering where that came from, bpdemons doing that chameleon thing explains it though.

lol white bread Becky, wonder how much Spanish she speaks.
 
Meanwhile, Daniel is apparently in a cabin in the redwoods, listening to a river and reading. This cannot be Becky's "dream vacation" when he doesn't mention Disney, Paris, or even lobster.

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Adding: Mostly Hispanic probably means Oxnard, which is agricultural and has like a 75% Hispanic population. I thought that would be where they'd head.
I hope that's one of the books Dan took from Becky lol lol
 
CALLED IT. @The Judean People's Front : I'll be collecting my trophy now.

Becky's already talking as if she WANTED this, or as if she'll go out and interact with the Latino community when we all know she'll be call the cops on anyone that gets within 20 feet of her hovel that's darker than cafe con leche.

Becky goes full histrionic about the idea that families could be deported after a birth, claiming Hannah would have been deported instantly if Becky had forgotten her passport.
I'm sure the federales would have looked at Becky Gerber - who looks and sounds whiter than sour cream - and totally mistaken her as a Hispanic person!

As a person of Hispanic heritage, I cannot WAIT for Becky to try to blend in with her new Chicano neighbors. They'll just LOVE to see her pale Karen ass mangling their language and talking about how much she just loves Taco Bell!
 
Majority Spanish is so important to you, with a kid who's learning to speak. I know she won't try to make Spanish Hannah's mother-tongue, but is she gonna try to go full whatever the Spanish equivalent of weeb is? If you claim to have lived in California for as long as you have Becky, you should know you're white and they will see you as white, and your child as white. Even if you were to speak with a perfect accent, you're white and you will not be seen as part of their group. California Spanish operates like gang culture; you need to be brown and speak Spanish, one can be forgiven if someone can vet your heritage and what-not, but if not, you're not part of the group, as much as you may be able to hang out and what-not, they'll talk shit behind your back. Her privileged sheltered ass really has no fucking clue what she's wishing upon herself.
 
Majority Spanish is so important to you, with a kid who's learning to speak. I know she won't try to make Spanish Hannah's mother-tongue, but is she gonna try to go full whatever the Spanish equivalent of weeb is? If you claim to have lived in California for as long as you have Becky, you should know you're white and they will see you as white, and your child as white. Even if you were to speak with a perfect accent, you're white and you will not be seen as part of their group. California Spanish operates like gang culture; you need to be brown and speak Spanish, one can be forgiven if someone can vet your heritage and what-not, but if not, you're not part of the group, as much as you may be able to hang out and what-not, they'll talk shit behind your back. Her privileged sheltered ass really has no fucking clue what she's wishing upon herself.
I am very looking forward to when they call Becky out for her obvious Cultural Tourism, especially when she tries to defend herself by claiming that she was adopted by Cubans.

They are going to fucking laugh her puta ass out of town.
 
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Toddler eats on floor with dog.

How is he "depriving" her when Becky can't take more than prob two pets to the new townhome (and they clearly picked Samm's cat over another dog).
Letting your dog snatch food from your toddler, miles away from where you are sitting, is a really really good way to get said toddler bitten and potentially permanently mutilated in the face.

Lowkey Becky would probably love for such a drama to befall her "disabled" (specialisation pending) child.
 
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Toddler eats on floor with dog.

How is he "depriving" her when Becky can't take more than prob two pets to the new townhome (and they clearly picked Samm's cat over another dog).
"When his wife isn't home".

You're the one that made that rule, BECKY. Stop acting like you didn't.
Everything wrong with your life is your own doing.

also, those poor spics that will have to deal with a LATINE X bpd hag
Is it wrong that I kinda hope she sasses off to MS13 or 18th Streets?
 
I am very looking forward to when they call Becky out for her obvious Cultural Tourism, especially when she tries to defend herself by claiming that she was adopted by Cubans.

They are going to fucking laugh her puta ass out of town.
Fat, dumpy, white, no brown characteristics, and speaks Peggy Hill Spanish.

Good luck Hanna; there are allegedly three languages across your two parents, and the two your mom claims to speak, she does so badly.

Toddler eats on floor with dog.
Not looking to defend Becky, but I ate dog food with our dogs, sitting on the ground outside. Even with her broken genetics, white people love animals, even as children... they do need guarding and correcting at time though, don't get me wrong.
 
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