Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS


EDIT - Also Jackson sill gooning on company time.
OH MY FUCKING LORD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I don't know what is more horrifying: that bizarre, fried egg looking tit, or her blank dead-eyed stare that you find on alien creatures in horror movies just before they eat their prey.

If I wasn't already a homosexual, I certainly am locked into a Kinsey 6 now.
 
a few photo ops with the prop baby is her limit
Damn, I thought that baby's flat head shape looked familiar!
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Perfect set-prop baby.
 
NGL Kiwis, I love this arc for Becky.

Getting kicked out of her tacky McMansion because she couldn't be decent to the only consistent wage earner in the house. Screaming into the void on social media with 200 followers and near zero engagement, after previously having a minor undeserved following. Posting her flabby udders on FetLife in a desperate plea for attention while she knows her life is circling the bowl.

This is the present and future this heinous sow so richly deserves. My only regret is she couldn't fall further before hitting a safety net.
 
NGL Kiwis, I love this arc for Becky.

Getting kicked out of her tacky McMansion because she couldn't be decent to the only consistent wage earner in the house. Screaming into the void on social media with 200 followers and near zero engagement, after previously having a minor undeserved following. Posting her flabby udders on FetLife in a desperate plea for attention while she knows her life is circling the bowl.

This is the present and future this heinous sow so richly deserves. My only regret is she couldn't fall further before hitting a safety net.

Don't worry, my friend! Cuckson's hasn't dumped her for a better wife yet -- she's still got further to fall!
 
Don't worry, my friend! Cuckson's hasn't dumped her for a better wife yet -- she's still got further to fall!
Disagree. Cuckson couldn’t get a better wife. He couldn’t get any woman at all. The man is a lifetime supporter of fetlife lmao his triad is Becky and his own right hand. Wonder if he got a tacky ketubah for it.
 
Disagree. Cuckson couldn’t get a better wife. He couldn’t get any woman at all. The man is a lifetime supporter of fetlife lmao his triad is Becky and his own right hand. Wonder if he got a tacky ketubah for it.
IDK. I mean, if she starts directing her BPD rage onto him (instead of Daniel or Sam) than I could see Jackson eventually getting fed up & packing his bags - if only 'cause calming a hysterical Becky down takes away time from his gooning sesh. & out of everyone in the polycule (Becky notwithstanding), he seems the least attached to Hannah.

Considering his family's dislike of Becky (lol at his mom inviting Daniel to the mother's day party & raining on Becky's parade) it wouldn't shock me if they were willing to finance his divorce from the seahag 🤔
 
This is the present and future this heinous sow so richly deserves. My only regret is she couldn't fall further before hitting a safety net.
This is her big ol' fuck you to said safety net. She'll have to keep upping the fuck-you level since her dumbass parents seem to be ride-or-dies. Making them suffer proves to her that they really love her, but she's gonna have to keep upping the ante. Halloween is probably going to be a time of many horrors.

Cuckson couldn’t get a better wife. He couldn’t get any woman at all.
He seems to prefer his own hand, and it's not like she's good company. There's literally no upside. She's mean to everyone that isn't the newest dick, she proudly doesn't do any household labor, she spends money they don't have, she fucks her "husbands" so rarely they needed a doctor to intervene, and she never leaves her bubble or does anything so she can't possibly make interesting conversation. She can't even make pseudo-interesting conversation because mirroring someone requires active listening and some level of agreeability.

Being single would be a considerable improvement. Maybe tensions will change now that he won't have his own largely sacrosanct goon cave.
 
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UK people often can't comprehend how fucking huge rural America is and how few cities in the US are walkable and/or have functional public transportation.

My husband grew up in flyover country USA and he used to have to take a yellow school bus for two hours each way to school. That's like passing through several UK countries. My hometown, though a pretty large city, population-wise, wasn't designed to be traversable by foot and the bus system was literally like riding on a port-a-potty full of sleeping drunk/drugged out people. Because everyone drove, so no one funded the bus, because the bus was gross - it was an oroboros.
There aren't "several UK countries".
There are 4 if you count stolen Ireland.
 
Uh, so? You just go to the library and get a new one when loaning a book? Or maybe do it quickly online? What am I missing here?
The only thing I'll give her, is that if I'm understanding correctly; she doesn't drive, so she can't just hop over to whatever county library to do stuff, and God knows she isn't poor enough to take public transportation (or even figure out the schedules). But seriously, especially if you have your old one; I need to renew my library card, okay, is all this the same, yes, okay, here you go.

As an aside, when's the last time she ever went to a library? I use them, because the one or two times a year I actually need to print a physical piece of paper and sign it; 10cents per page is a lot more economical than buying my own printer and ink. But that aside, now-a-days, libraries are for, dare I say, a lower class of people. I remember paying $2 for 30 minutes to get on GameFaqs back in the 90s, because the library had The Internet; but other than that, we didn't have The Internet to do homework, we actually had to use books. Most kids don't use the public library like that anymore, and I'm not saying it doesn't server a purpose, just that purpose it does serve, is to the kind of people Becky would not want to associate with.
 
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She's legitimately nuts if she thinks her daily BPD meltdowns, such as saying her transphobic faux-husband raped a baby into her to babytrap her, is a tiny mistake.
Man, when I read the first sentence, I had a moment when I genuinely thought Becky finally realized she had a strained relationship with reality and extreme outsized, histrionic reactions to even the mildest conflict….

Lol, silly me. In my defense, it’s 5:30 am and I haven’t had any coffee yet.
 
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