Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 492 10.1%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 131 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 154 3.2%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,827 37.5%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,228 45.8%

  • Total voters
    4,869
Complaining about downdoots is actually the most reddit thing
Hey now, watch it you heckin' chud. I take my karma very seriously - I'll have you know I've used it on my resume for every single v-tuber discord mod application.

On a serious note, I just wanted the clarification out there. I don't care about downdooterinos, I just don't want anyone to think I'm genuinely pro-censorship.
 
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I love when things don't work out for this retarded faggot.
That's some real "I sleep in a racing car, do you?" energy.
He just can't help himself being a smug faggot about everything.

Also, love the "infinitely repeatable" buzzword he throws out like some AAA suite.
Wow! I can slay the same dragon 500 times? Amazing.
Fucking freak.
 
Something I don't understand. How come so many people, even before his "downfall" (well, a lot more watching then than now of course, but people didn't stop watching because of what I'm talking about here), enjoyed his Millennial teenage girl humour enough to watch his streams? I can't stand it.

Then again I can't stand the majority of the popular twitch streamer types.
Emperor's clothes.
They're nigger cattle.
They just go along with what they're told is funny or smart.
Same reason they have APPLAUSE / LAUGH signs for shit like SNL.
 
Mald's last purge before starting his vacay for realsies seems like it was fucking with a thread OP's notifications.
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Also took a quick peek at the screenshots section of the hub and found this one, has some potential with those new accusations.
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Phony retarded faggot
Crazy too because it's entirely possible to do what he's asking, there's always been inventory mods for minecraft, even client side ones that autoswap tools on vanilla servers.
if you want separate interaction for specific types of blocks you can make it so your harvesting is always possible as if you have the right tool, and then blocks like diamond ore, would require whatever the tool quality required would be. AND YES this all can be done server side, your server intercepts all types of events.
the limitations are client side like ui but you dont need to modify ui, if you're not a fucking monkey you can come up with workarounds, but the server can definitely check if you have the required tool in inventory and simulate tool use along with durability or whatever else.

"infinitely repeatable endgame" but cant come up with mod ideas unless it's literally copy paste from some poor shmuck who will never get credit, or jake slaving away like a retard

you can add a command for chat like '/professionbag'
add 2 fucking code snippets, 1 ( to register the command ) in yaml, 1 ( actual bag logic ) in java, and a couple others i guess for listening for the command and storing player items in custom inventory.
and every time you type the command a normal looking inventory screen will popup with how you want it to work, the server will tie that inventory to you only, and you can move shit between it no fucking problem, all the heavy lifting is on the server, and when you're harvesting you dont need to be holding jackshit, the server will treat it as if you're holding the proper tool from your /professionbag and reduce its durability.
also another thing you can do even with client side ui limitations in vanilla, you can make items do things, like open up the next 'inventory page' so lets say you want multiple pages and to be for different professions, well the 2 items on the bottom right are previous page and next page for your profession inventory ( can have 2 paper items in the physical inventory ui renamed "Prev"/"Next", with page swapping logic, ALL SERVER SIDE ).
you could probably 2 shot this in claude, this by itself i think should be proof this guy is not a hackermans, guys way too unimaginative saying "UH OH IMPOSSIBLE & TOO HARD".

ok there we go, just did more design theory work than mald on his shitty kickstarter flagship game and blockgame combined
 
Interview with Mald's former Blizzard coworker and roomate:
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  • Everyone thought she was his sister because they had the same last name.
  • She was hired as his tardwrangler because he did no work and browsed Reddit all day (natch).
  • His room and bathroom in their apartment was a pigsty with "white fluid" on the walls.
  • People are afraid to speak up because of Mald's thralls, not his dad.
 
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Phony retarded faggot.
His obsession with being an "MMO dev" on a shitty free mc server is definitely stemming from no one at Blizzard giving him a dev role.
He definitely resents his lack of dev experience there and has to make it up with Blockgame.
Java is taught in every school, almost any student would be able to pick up Minecraft plugins.
 
Interview with Mald's former Blizzard coworker and roomate:
Preservetube
  • Everyone thought she was his sister because they had the same last name.
  • She was hired as his tardwrangler because he did no work and browsed Reddit all day (natch).
  • His room and bathroom in their apartment was a pigsty with "white fluid" on the walls.
  • People are afraid to speak up because of Mald's thralls, not his dad.
He literally just sat on Reddit all day instead of doing his job. Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha.
 
Interview with Mald's former Blizzard coworker and roomate:
Preservetube
  • Everyone thought she was his sister because they had the same last name.
  • She was hired as his tardwrangler because he did no work and browsed Reddit all day (natch).
  • His room and bathroom in their apartment was a pigsty with "white fluid" on the walls.
  • People are afraid to speak up because of Mald's thralls, not his dad.
The cum walls im laughing my guts out. He and asmond got the same pheonotype of streamer geg
 
Hoo boy Guys and gals, got me some more leaks from the Maldoverse:

Internet anarchist video has now been noticed and the Maldites do be seething.
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I'm wondering if Pvt. Parts are banned words in the discord or is he like Voldermort? Quintheo and coding jesus seem to be fine. Note the cope; Jason was 'baited' into dmca'ing the guy.

More Cope and seething at the death threats and swatting, only codejones seems to be a voice of reason. Don't do it new guy, you're playing with fire!
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Ah, here we go, they previously mentioned that Internet Anarchist's video was sponsered by Odoo and now we have the suggestion of contacting the sponser to complain being raised.
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True, it's a lone voice, but a voice spoken aloud none the less.

A direct quote: 'Punishing a 'bad' person can be considered a morally good act to justify the means of doing so.'
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A roundabout way of literally saying 'the means justifies the end.'

Then the mod starts taking notice and the convo falls silent.
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I take back my earlier statement on Maldo's teaching ability. This guy's offensive security skills are sadly lacking, dog shit even. He should demand a refund from Jason.

Edit: Wait a minute, joking aside, this person is a veteran? their opsec is fucking shit, what the fuck is wrong with them? I'm actually livid.
I've seen that kind of grey scum before, the stuff on the sink. When I used to be a student, living in a house with other people and had to share bathrooms.

It's soap residue, it starts to build up if you don't clean down the surfaces often and if left for long enough it looks a lot like that.
 
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