Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[GarbanzoBeans]

more leaks from the Maldoverse:

I can only imagine that most of those people's discords look mostly like "x messages sent by a person you blocked."

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Shaving foam does it too. If only @boing boing took swab samples. Archive everything.

why would you shave away from the sink? my guess its DEFINITELY cum residue, him constantly jerking off, smearing it everywhere and it dried out and turned into flaky crap everywhere

 

[MercuryMan]

why would you shave away from the sink? my guess its DEFINITELY cum residue, him constantly jerking off, smearing it everywhere and it dried out and turned into flaky crap everywhere

Putting fluids on walls is more of Asmongold's expertise who knows but Jason did not have a beard to shave that's all I will say.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Jason did not have a beard to shave that's all I will say.

One could argue he ALWAYS shaves because he was gay and wanted the twinky look, and if the residue was limited to the bathroom, maybe, but seriously, who tf wants to shave AWAY from a sink???

 

[Hit Squad]

One could argue he ALWAYS shaves because he was gay and wanted the twinky look, and if the residue was limited to the bathroom, maybe, but seriously, who tf wants to shave AWAY from a sink???

I'm going to be brutally honest here. I don't think Jason can shave, too much naturally forming estrogen in his system.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

So he was as unhygienic and neglectful of his cats as Classic Chris-chan

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'm going to be brutally honest here. I don't think Jason can shave, too much naturally forming estrogen in his system.

I agree, but I'm giving benefit of the doubt

It is true that I don't think I've seen a single picture of him with 5 o clock shadow, whereas even FUCKING NEWS ANCHORS (who appear hairless on tv) literally shave AT LUNCH to keep from getting that. I don't think he has the dedication for that.

 

[Hit Squad]

I agree, but I'm giving benefit of the doubt

It is true that I don't think I've seen a single picture of him with 5 o clock shadow, whereas even FUCKING NEWS ANCHORS (who appear hairless on tv) literally shave AT LUNCH to keep from getting that. I don't think he has the dedication for that.

He is surprisingly smooth skinned for a dude in his thirties. Daily bathing in the blood of newborn ferrets seems to be working for him.

Spoiler: Elizabeth Bathory-a-like

 

[yt Oliander]

It is true that I don't think I've seen a single picture of him with 5 o clock shadow, whereas even FUCKING NEWS ANCHORS

This is a good point I hadn't realized.

He must either laser or his testosterone is in the toilet

 

[Hooked on phobics]

He must either laser or his testosterone is in the toilet

This is an interesting thought.

I almost want to think FOR HIS BENEFIT, its laser, just because YOU CANNOT FUCKING TELL ME that someone with a voice that deep CANNOT grow a beard.

Which means if he HASN'T lasered, the voice thing is even MORE damning.

Seriously, imagine a man that old (so not an awkward teen or early 20s dude, they get a pass) being UNABLE to grow a beard in any capacity. Not even just a shitty neckbeard....You think he had a deep voice? FUUUUCK no.

 

[Shekel Puff]

<first screenshot>

These motherfuckers, man. Holy shit. Thor got "baited" into sending a DMCA? Jesus Christ.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

These motherfuckers, man. Holy shit. Thor got "baited" into sending a DMCA? Jesus Christ.

even NINTENDO which is seen as DMCA SATAN has the common courtesy to send a cease and desist first in most cases

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

I fucking hate modern developers.

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It's not even that I necessarily disagree, it's the fact that this guy's ego is so inflated that he feels the need to talk down to me with his mighty cock of knowledge.

Sane and mentally balanced individual: https://github.com/Tyrrrz/Deorcify

Luckily there are forks such as: https://github.com/Starmel/DiscordChatExporter (Full list: https://github.com/Tyrrrz/DiscordChatExporter/forks)

I don't know what the fuck he expected. I haven't read the last 20 pages of the thread, so clocks accepted if someone already covered it.

EDIT: Some of these issues are funny:

https://github.com/Tyrrrz/YoutubeDownloader/issues/700

(A)

The author's entire family is a brainless dog

I originally didn't support or recognize a country, but you guys, a bunch of brainless people, keep Shouting this and that every day, and you're just a brainless person, jumping around with your mom. How many sand-rolling coins on github

Curse me to death the whole your family 跳你妈条滚 Curse me to death the whole your family get out
Curse me to death the whole your family get out fool

沙币浏览器又在一次阿卡那 browser see again, I fuck you. Brainless dog author, get out and eat shit ,get out fool,get out fool agian, Brainless dog author, get out and eat shit.get out fool.rubbish ,geit out ,fools geit out fools,rubbish,allof you rubbish ,kgeit out fools

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Interview with Mald's former Blizzard coworker and roomate:

Preservetube

• Everyone thought she was his sister because they had the same last name.
• She was hired as his tardwrangler because he did no work and browsed Reddit all day (natch).
• His room and bathroom in their apartment was a pigsty with "white fluid" on the walls.
• People are afraid to speak up because of Mald's thralls, not his dad.

Maybe mald will take a longer break after this, hopefully forever.

@boing boing Let's hope he doesn't lash out so you don't have to tardwrangle him again after this.

It's really unfortunate that pictures were not included in the video

I feel like those would have gotten the video demonetized for Quintheo.

 

[Poisonbreath]

I didn't expect to have anything from steam discussions again so soon.
The OP of that game length thread posted saying that people have been leaving their replies on their profile instead, since Mald can't delete them there.

Spoiler: Post and comments

Bottom to top

https://archive.is/DSEOo

https://archive.ph/bkL11

 

[Mr. Johnson]

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Pretty sure I had more players on my personal Minecraft server when I was about 11 years old

Isn't this his big project now that gets weekly updates? (Because of Jake)
It's insane that he has such a big discord server and viewership and less than a 100 people want to actually play with their parasocial deep voice daddy.

 

[Hit Squad]

Ok, So Pythos is still giving away snippets of info about themselves irl in the discord of a cyber security genius.

Spoiler: Pythos comments

Convo starts off with the leaked AAM specs on War Tunder.

'One of my aircraft'

Air Force News, a well known publication for certain people.

FOD, a very exclusive abbreviation.


Coupled with the info they've leaked previously on the discord, Pythos is almost certainly ex USAF.

This conversation about games and deadlines spiralled quickly

Spoiler: Jason vs GRR Martin

The conversation starts polite enough with SlowEntropy here making some reasonable comments, but eventually it gets picked up by a Maldist.



Then Shizu, one of the Uber-Maldist's gets involved (always the purple names).




Then the conversation turns to GRR Martin and comparing him to Jason, They are trying to compare genius's, but low-key just show Maldo up for being a decade late, lazy scrounger.

Isn't this his big project now that gets weekly updates? (Because of Jake)
It's insane that he has such a big discord server and viewership and less than a 100 people want to actually play with their parasocial deep voice daddy.

Because an ex-fan of his described it as a gulag, literally made to fuck players over. I believe one phrase that was used was that Jason created his blockgame server 'out of sheer spite'.

There was a thread on youtube drama, recently re-uploaded to the PirateSnarkware subreddit concerning this, I remember looking at it.

It was kind of dumb, and made Jason look more like a pathetic mini-tyrant, lording it over his minecraft server, rather than some kind of monsterous ogre like the Reddit OP was painting him as. I'll have to look through my files and see if I got stuff on that reddit thread.

 

[Billy Bong]

Because an ex-fan of his described it as a gulag, literally made to fuck players over. I believe one phrase that was used was that Jason created his blockgame server 'out of sheer spite'.

There was a thread on youtube drama, recently re-uploaded to the PirateSnarkware subreddit concerning this, I remember looking at it.

It was kind of dumb, and made Jason look more like a pathetic mini-tyrant, lording it over his minecraft server, rather than some kind of monsterous ogre like the Reddit OP was painting him as. I'll have to look through my files and see if I got stuff on that reddit thread.

Pretty sure this is the YTDrama thread on Reddit:

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1luc3og/my_experience_with_pirate_software_and_his_game/

 

[Draftiel]

This is a good point I hadn't realized.

He must either laser or his testosterone is in the toilet

After the 3rd puberty hits, he'll lose his balls.

 

[WarJams]

Interview with Mald's former Blizzard coworker and roomate:

Preservetube

Something wrong with your mouse, Jason?