What would you do if you were visiting your dad and his prolapse fell out?

[Poison]

He's begging you to help him put it back in before it dries out and gets infected.

 

[We Are The Witches]

This situation is impossible.

Anyways, why are you always talking about disgusting stuff?

 

[Poison]

This situation is impossible.

Anyways, why are you always talking about disgusting stuff?

You may find it disgusting, but rectal prolapse is a very serious medical concern and should not be taken lightly. It's a very real problem that you or a loved one may have to deal with someday.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Yeah, Tomar, what would you do? When your dad's prolapse falls out he also say "ah fuck, that's nice!" and then stares at you for 10 seconds before pushing it under the sofa with his foot. Then when you ask him about it he just keeps saying "Hmmm? Hmmmm?" interrupting you before you can finish the question. Then your mom walks in and she has baked cookies shaped like prolapses and when you try to ask is she's in on this she also says "Hmmmm? Hmmmmm?" cutting you off. Then you see your dad's prolapse grow feet and it runs out the doggy door. Then your dad says... uh... "Let's go out for ice cream." after he snips the long prolapse that is sticking halfway through. So... then what would you do, Tomar? Would you rather grab your dads prolapse or swallow 1000 bees and also put 1000 bees in your cock hole but also get a broken down 1996 Buick?

 

[Poison]

Yeah, Tomar, what would you do? When your dad's prolapse falls out he also say "ah fuck, that's nice!" and then stares at you for 10 seconds before pushing it under the sofa with his foot. Then when you ask him about it he just keeps saying "Hmmm? Hmmmm?" interrupting you before you can finish the question. Then your mom walks in and she has baked cookies shaped like prolapses and when you try to ask is she's in on this she also says "Hmmmm? Hmmmmm?" cutting you off. Then you see your dad's prolapse grow feet and it runs out the doggy door. Then your dad says... uh... "Let's go out for ice cream." after he snips the long prolapse that is sticking halfway through. So... then what would you do, Tomar? Would you rather grab your dads prolapse or swallow 1000 bees and also put 1000 bees in your cock hole but also get a broken down 1996 Buick?

Very good, but you forgot to add the part where Jaxxy comes in and gets startled by the sight of daddy Tomar's snipped off anal prolapse, which causes every orifice on her body to prolapse.

 

[Mac Monster]

Help him pick it back up. I don't want to be rude to my dad.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I would be worried because that's where I've been keeping all my pennies. They're going to stop making pennies, you know. They're going to be very valuable someday.

 

[Mayfly]

An anal prolapse just laying around on the ground? That sounds like worm food to me.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

That's an issue for medical professionals, so calling an ambulance would be the best course of action.