Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[John Andrews Stan]

Another example of how Russ got the most special treatment possible no one could ever expect, only to whine and still call himself the victim!

Victimhood is Russ’s entire identity. Whenever someone tells him they don’t wish to continue communication, he immediately blames his disability.

What Russ will never realize is that his self-seeking mindset and lack of honesty, humility, humor or generosity hold him back far more than his hideous face ever could. He chooses to focus on the disability he can’t control because his real paralysis is his refusal to correct his defects of character.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Becoming one of the Vegas Mole people is the end I have always anticipated for Russ. He's got a grimace like a naked mole rat that's for sure.

 

[cromit]

I’m starting to realize that Russ has many other traits I really love to watch from some of my other favorite cows.

• Unappetizing food concoctions and sickening slop like our deathfats
• Gym pics and selfies like every generic thot
• Slow-burning hatred of women while still wanting to fuck them like our troons
• Closeted gay with weird political activism like some podcasters
• Obsession with sex work like Toren (piss be upon him)
• “Weird” from Rekieta seems to have morphed into “bizarrely”
• Pro se suing his way to a better life like the were-turkey
• Cooming and gooning on main like a furry degen
• That “dont let the fa(c)ts get in the way of your victimization, child” refusal to accept the miserable truth of his life from Fatrick S. Porklinson (the S is for “so very fat”)
• The belief that KF has ruined his life like a “gang stalking” “victim”
• Genuinely terrible art that he thinks is praiseworthy
• In a lolsuit with reams of pages reminiscent of the Maddox original

You can really find it all here. Best of luck to all are armed assistants with a new OP.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

• Unappetizing food concoctions and sickening slop like our deathfats
• Slow-burning hatred of women while still wanting to fuck them like our troons
• Closeted gay with weird political activism like some podcasters
• Pro se suing his way to a better life like the were-turkey
• That “dont let the fa(c)ts get in the way of your victimization, child” refusal to accept the miserable truth of his life from Fatrick S. Porklinson (the S is for “so very fat”)
• The belief that KF has ruined his life like a “gang stalking” “victim”
• Genuinely terrible art that he thinks is praiseworthy
• In a lolsuit with reams of pages reminiscent of the Maddox original

These all apply to Tommy Tooter. Someone needs to take the mantle when he dies soon

 

[obsdj]

TMZ posts on Facebook about Jessica Alba (aged 44, getting divorced) being in a new relationship.


Our boy has thoughts:

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Our boy has thoughts:

I wonder who else has "barely [...] any film credits"?

 

[break these cuffs]

TMZ posts on Facebook about Jessica Alba (aged 44, getting divorced) being in a new relationship.
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Our boy has thoughts:
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I'm sure there is no chance they were banging before she was divorced. Russ has never heard of monkeybranching.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I wonder who else has "barely [...] any film credits"?

Greer would treat her right, let her order whatever she wants at Olive Garden before they suck me his penis.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

TMZ posts on Facebook about Jessica Alba (aged 44, getting divorced) being in a new relationship.
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Our boy has thoughts:
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Actually what's weird is why Greee would care so much.

I mean yeah she was smoking hot but she's also a wretched actress that can't deliver a line of dialogue with any sort of conviction. Her portrayal of Sue Storm made her look constipated whenever she used her powers.

Pretty woman, terrible actress. And also she'll never suck him his penis.

Greer would treat her right, let her order whatever she wants at Olive Garden before they suck me his penis.

What woman couldn't resist the unlimited soup and salad with breadsticks at Olive Garden? It's truly a culinary delight that only the luckiest people in the world are able to experience.

 

[The Dude]

And I'm sure the fact that Shit-Lips "barely has any film credits to his name" and is younger than Alba wouldn't even matter if by some twist of fate she decided to date Russhole. Like if she suffered some major brain trauma in a car accident and it severely changed her reasoning skills, or she took that South American psychedelic drug that allegedly melted the Liver King's brain and now she's only attracted to saggy-faced hobgoblins who are total failures in life, or something like that. Why would it matter that Russ is a pathetic nobody who has never been in a movie and is ten years her junior? You're just a bigot who hates the disabled, and age is just a number, baby! He's such a fucking hypocrite.

 

[TractorGirl]

What would happen if we woke up in retardo-world and Russhole achieved his dream of owning his own brothel, how do you think he would react to men coming to utilise said brothel? Would he screen any fatty mcpatties or married men? Would he tard rage at anyone who dared to look at his personal harem?

 

[Damien Thorne]

What would happen if we woke up in retardo-world and Russhole achieved his dream of owning his own brothel, how do you think he would react to men coming to utilise said brothel? Would he screen any fatty mcpatties or married men? Would he tard rage at anyone who dared to look at his personal harem?

Maybe Russ gets off on watching. Who knows? He certainly is not above that.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Would he tard rage at anyone who dared to look at his personal harem?

Maybe Russ gets off on watching.

Russell certainly does not get off watching. He gets upset any time his wooing target shows off a boyfriend/husband. What would probably happen is Russ would have two groups of whores. The first would consist of the uglies, the fatty mcpatties, the ones too old to titillate him- those would be the whores for the customers. The rest would be his harem (and in true Russ fashion, he'd still be flirting with women online and visiting strip clubs, though with an actual whorehouse behind him he'd be offering them "jobs").

Russell being Russell and whores being whores, Russ would end up shivved and buried in the desert by his own whores- an ignominious, but ironic, end for him.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Our boy has thoughts:

It's almost like a relationship is about more than how famous your partner is? Nah, couldn't be that. Hopefully Detective Rusty can figure out this riddle.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Russ would have two groups of whorse. The first would consist of the uglies, the fatty mcpatties, the ones too old to titillate him- those would be the whores for the customers. The rest would be his harem

Russ makes me think of those incompetent ottoman sultans who allowed the empire to be run by viziers and sinecurists, but unlike the sultans, he has negative giga-L niggerhell vantablack rizz and wouldn’t even be fratricided for control of the Sublime Porte.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Wow Rusty, very believable

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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Wow Rusty, very believable

That's actually more extremely stupid than anything else. Any intelligent conditioned individual or athlete would know to follow the directives that you not exercise outside in conditions like that. A person who takes their health seriously and/or an athletic individual knows their health is one of their greatest assets and doesn't risk them unless they have no choice.

 

[Soyjack Pinhead]

What would happen if we woke up in retardo-world and Russhole achieved his dream of owning his own brothel, how do you think he would react to men coming to utilise said brothel? Would he screen any fatty mcpatties or married men? Would he tard rage at anyone who dared to look at his personal harem?

If I could write worth a damn, I would absolutely write a Russ-themed homage to A Girl Who Brought Down the World.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Wow Rusty, very believable

An hour's jog in that kind of heat? Sure it's a dry heat but it's stupid as fuck.

Not that he actually went jogging mind you. My bet it was a leisurely walk with plenty of stops in places that are air conditioned where he can perv on women.

 

[obsdj]

Sure it's a dry heat but it's stupid as fuck.

Vegas is a dry heat but our boy is a moist fucker.