Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Cactuar King]

I don't think so. It looks like his phone is in the other pocket. He does appear to have some large growth on his hip or thigh.

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I just had to laugh at his faggy LOTR tattoo. I always forget about it.

Fatrick always keeps a spare stick on niggeroni on hand. (He's always eating. That's how he stays so fucking fat.)
Seriously, though, look at those fucking sandals. He looks like he belongs in a group home for obese retards.

Yeah, for some reason the management doesn't approve of him bringing it into the theater, so he has to sneak it in. Can't imagine why.

 

[JustStopDude]

Yeah, this Pat guy definitely is using that personal gym in the attic. Just getting shredded.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

Yeah, for some reason the management doesn't approve of him bringing it into the theater

Not to defend Patrick, but have you seen the niggeroni prices at movie theatres these days? I get that most of the money a cinema makes is on concessions and not ticket sales, but it's unreasonable to expect someone to not sneak in a snack in. Looking at $15 for a choc top and a few sticks of darkie jerky, absolute outrage.

 

[Something Awful]

More texting from Reddit.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Jesus wept. Pats cope-posting is getting extreme. First the stlakers were going to prison, then they were going to prison for life, now they are literally committing suicide by fucking with him. I get the feeling that Big Titty Ricky's mind is reaching a breaking point.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Jesus wept. Pats cope-posting is getting extreme. First the stlakers were going to prison, then they were going to prison for life, now they are literally committing suicide by fucking with him. I get the feeling that Big Titty Ricky's mind is reaching a breaking point.

The lawsuit will be the make-or-break, and God help his liver if he loses it

 

[Something Awful]

It's been pointed out many thousands of times why Rick's tattoo is deeply stupid. Much more so than even the tribal tattoos of the "brotosauruses" Rick hates so much. Turns out that's somehow a prime example of why everyone will go to prison. Weird, weird guy.

Also, every time he posts these random "epic" movie quotes, you know he's fucking sloshed.

 

[RollingRock2]

Felony Lord of the Rings discussing

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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It's been pointed out many thousands of times why Rick's tattoo is deeply stupid. Much more so than even the tribal tattoos of the "brotosauruses" Rick hates so much. Turns out that's somehow a prime example of why everyone will go to prison. Weird, weird guy.

Also, every time he posts these random "epic" movie quotes, you know he's fucking sloshed.

Well I can tell the bitch tits fellow has never read the books and just watched the terrible movies. Chapter 5 - The White Rider does a good job explaining how Gandalf escaped, who helped him, what's he's been doing while also catching up with his friends. Like I don't think they even mention any of the eagles by name in the movie.

In the book he says if I recall ""Gandalf, the old man repeated, as if recalling from old memory a long disused word. ‘Yes, that was the name. I was Gandalf."
then a page later
"Yes, I am white now, said Gandalf. Indeed I am Saruman, or one might almost say, Saruman as he should have been"
sorry, can't remember the way he used punctuations and stuff for the life of me. Can't even remember the whole quotes either. It's been awhile.

He's just a fake fan who just liked the pretty things he saw on screen. At least he hasn't become militant over it like Lore By Night has done with Vampire the Masquerade, another poser fan. Patrick hasn't pretended to know the books like he has with Dune.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Could this fat cunt be concealed-carrying to the premiere of a children's movie because he's that terrified of Boomia/a Stalker Child/the ghost of Bernell Trammell/Judge Holden descending upon him?

He may be CC'ing the fabled Tooth Feeding Spoon but he's definitely not carrying a firearm.

Not that he's not an expert shooter and experienced combatant, child. No, rather he has law enforcement handle perceived threats these days. So many stalkerchilds whose lives have already ended are a nuisance he can't let turn him away from correcTing the recorD or continuing his high profile, very successful career as a sci fi author.

 

[Piggle Rick]

He may be CC'ing the fabled Tooth Feeding Spoon but he's definitely not carrying a firearm.

Maybe it’s that faggoty knife he used to film himself opening boxes of his own books with? I can imagine him carrying a weapon around since he’s so scared of the pests.

 

[poopshoes]

Well I can tell the bitch tits fellow has never read the books

Pat doesn't read anything he listens to audiobooks he just posted about it not that long ago requesting audiobooks to listen to on twitter. You can also tell he doesn't read anything because he misspells "hard" words constantly that an actual legitimate author would notice immediately because they care about what they're doing. His laziness is astonishing, just half asses absolutely every retarded fucking thing in his life and I'm a lazy fuck but he blows me away man.

 

[Something Awful]

Pat doesn't read anything he listens to audiobooks he just posted about it not that long ago requesting audiobooks to listen to on twitter.

The screenshot showed he has 93 audiobooks in his collection. I have double that amount, and I don't even listen to them that much, that was all from like a single year working the night shift in a warehouse with nothing else to do than move thousands of boxes and listen to books. I kind of miss it sometimes. Not the best-paid job I've ever had, but kind of fulfilling in its own way. Good way to stay in shape and not be a fat faggot, too.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Pat is developing a Tammy Slaton chin.
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How does Niki allow him to run around like this? Does she have a humiliation fetish?

 

[Post Reply]

now they are literally committing suicide by fucking with him

How ironic that 'death by a thousand mocking text messages' is actually the future Patrick chose.

 

[Dean Pentel]

How does Niki allow him to run around like this? Does she have a humiliation fetish?

Part of me wants to say that no, she doesn't. Rather she has a "nigger-farts-in-my-vagina" fetish. Then I remember she married Patrick and has been his wife for years. So yes, she has a humiliation fetish. Or a fat lesbian partner fetish. Probably both, really.

 

[Something Awful]

"Hello, father, this is your favorite son calli- No, what?! It's Patrick. No, I didn't screw anything up "again". Just wanted to tell you that if anyone calls pretending to be me and asks what exactly you did at the rodeo, do not answer. Yes, I'm serious. ... Yes, it's the cult "again". Gods, whatever. Goodbye."

 

[Post Reply]

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"Hello, father, this is your favorite son calli- No, what?! It's Patrick. No, I didn't screw anything up "again". Just wanted to tell you that if anyone calls pretending to be me and asks what exactly you did at the rodeo, do not answer. Yes, I'm serious. ... Yes, it's the cult "again". Gods, whatever. Goodbye."

Perhaps he will finally change his number now.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I get the feeling that Big Titty Ricky's mind is reaching a breaking point.

Is it bad that I want Patrick to have a breakdown like the Kony 2012 guy did?

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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"Hello, father, this is your favorite son calli- No, what?! It's Patrick. No, I didn't screw anything up "again". Just wanted to tell you that if anyone calls pretending to be me and asks what exactly you did at the rodeo, do not answer. Yes, I'm serious. ... Yes, it's the cult "again". Gods, whatever. Goodbye."

how would he know this?