Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Stranger]

LET'S DRINK DIRT - FOOD PREPPING​

(08/01/25)

Original:

PreserveTube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=17denvkfaYQ

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Jack finally figured out how to suck on phallic-shaped objects for his "job." He likes the black one the best!

 

[Tiresome]

LET'S DRINK DIRT - FOOD PREPPING​

(08/01/25)

Original:

PreserveTube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=17denvkfaYQ

Spoiler: Local Archive

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When the end comes, Jack will last exactly 5 days and once he's trussed and hung upside down from a hog-draining frame by raiders, they will quickly abandon their plump, seemingly succulent kill when the first filet carved off reveals a wriggling mass of trichinosis, nematodes, liver flukes, ringworm and other meat-borne parasites wriggling out of the wound like an overturned stock pot of cooked spaghetti.

 

[Aunt Carol]

LET'S DRINK DIRT - FOOD PREPPING​

(08/01/25)

Original:

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Is water carnivore?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

LET'S DRINK DIRT - FOOD PREPPING​

(08/01/25)

Original:

PreserveTube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=17denvkfaYQ

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Jack being into prepper stuff given the fact he can't walk or use one side of his body is hysterical

 

[Somewhat Spacey]

Jack just uploaded a video of himself talking to an AI chatbot for 3 minutes. He wants to make this a series.

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He’s gonna replace Hammy with an AI wife

 

[Adamska]

LET'S DRINK DIRT - FOOD PREPPING​

(08/01/25)

Original:

PreserveTube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=17denvkfaYQ

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That straw I vaguely remember as a kickstarter scam from well over a decade ago. Nice to see that Jack once more is stupidly late to every single thing. Also nice to see he's still doing the prepper LARP, even though he'd be among the first dead, and if it's for the rapture he's lowkey admitting he'd not get taken up by Daddy-God.

Either way it's smarter to build something like a cistern to store water, get one of those things the red cross uses since you're near the river, or just get iodine tablets and fucking boil the water then strain it through a coffee filter.

 

[Tiresome]

He’s gonna replace Hammy with an AI wife

AI can't swab out your cavernous ass for you....yet.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I just want to say the N word on the moon.

What growing boy doesn't?

Imagine an entire planetoid without Jews or jeets…..don’t tell me there is no value in that…

Spoiler: They tried to warn us

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack just uploaded a video of himself talking to an AI chatbot for 3 minutes. He wants to make this a series.

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I cannot wait until the AI becomes aware of Jack’s

When the end comes, Jack will last exactly 5 days and once he's trussed and hung upside down from a hog-draining frame by raiders, they will quickly abandon their plump, seemingly succulent kill when the first filet carved off reveals a wriggling mass of trichinosis, nematodes, liver flukes, ringworm and other meat-borne parasites wriggling out of the wound like an overturned stock pot of cooked spaghetti.

hes going to be eaten by his dog(s) by day 3

 

[Daddy Strokum]

For the first straw Jack complains that one speck of dirt came through the straw. The dirt he used was extremely fine, like coco powder. How much do you want to bet the speck of dirt was a piece of food debris from his mouth?

Why couldn't he be assed to find the brand name of the third one? All he had to do was pause the recording and look at his phone but instead he says fuck it and looks like a lazy retard.

What a stupid, gross video.

 

[Point Emerging]

How could this weird, stroked-out homunculus DARE to complain about errant matter in what he is consuming? I've witnessed this goopy garbage human eat literal raw meat and act like a stroke came as a surprise.

The wendigo must consooooom.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

That straw I vaguely remember as a kickstarter scam from well over a decade ago. Nice to see that Jack once more is stupidly late to every single thing. Also nice to see he's still doing the prepper LARP, even though he'd be among the first dead, and if it's for the rapture he's lowkey admitting he'd not get taken up by Daddy-God.

Either way it's smarter to build something like a cistern to store water, get one of those things the red cross uses since you're near the river, or just get iodine tablets and fucking boil the water then strain it through a coffee filter.

Those straws are legit, but they're not meant to suck back a brown pool of Hope's shit and piss. You're supposed to use in fresh water streams, lakes, rivers, etc to filter out the bacteria and parasites. If you inhale a glass of sludget you're going to clog the thing in a second.

Also the straw forms are lame. Same tech exists in pump systems. Don't worry Jack, instead of sucking it you can pump it. A real prepper, at bare minimum, gets one of these:


These are awesome for a single person going backcountry hiking and camping:

 

[Tiresome]

Those straws are legit, but they're not meant to suck back a brown pool of Hope's shit and piss. You're supposed to use in fresh water streams, lakes, rivers, etc to filter out the bacteria and parasites. If you inhale a glass of sludget you're going to clog the thing in a second.

I'm shocked, SHOCKED that Fatso didn't use a product for its intended purpose. I'm absolutely floored.

 

[RollingRock2]

He should lifestraw his lime egg water

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This ain't even 'prepper' gear; it's backpacker gear. If your are sucking dirt water through a straw after PUTIN nukes the eastern seaboard you are going 2 die. Boring content, 120, please stop.

Especially if there's chemical pollutants, radiation or some other stuff that the straw doesn't filter. But Fatty doesn't care. In his mushbrain it's nothing short of magic.

When the end comes, Jack will last exactly 5 days and once he's trussed and hung upside down from a hog-draining frame by raiders, they will quickly abandon their plump, seemingly succulent kill when the first filet carved off reveals a wriggling mass of trichinosis, nematodes, liver flukes, ringworm and other meat-borne parasites wriggling out of the wound like an overturned stock pot of cooked spaghetti.

Just an FYI but ringworm? It's a fungus like athlete's foot. It just can look like a ringed ridge around the infection.

But yeah, I'd be surprised if he didn't have some kind of fungus somewhere hiding in his folds of useless flesh.

Jack being into prepper stuff given the fact he can't walk or use one side of his body is hysterical

It's even more hysterical when you realize he's all about having a loaded gun with him in the home. He can't reload or work the slide so even if there was a home invasion he'd be fucked because he'd fire wildly and miss the target completely.

 

[Zeftax]

Those straws are legit, but they're not meant to suck back a brown pool of Hope's shit and piss.

I can confirm that it works great in fresh streams, even if they are "dirty". On the waste, a friend of a friend supposedly filtered some water that was coming out of a pile of cow shit in the alps and it was fine. Any particulates should obviously be filtered out beforehand (with a t-shirt for example) to prevent the clogging.

 

[soulless guarantee]

He can't reload or work the slide

Pretty sure he said on stream a few months ago that he has a revolver. But still stands that he can't reload, and you know he isnt going to hit with 6 shots with that wonky eye of his. Im presuming the revolver is the gun he keeps loaded in an unlocked drawer by his bed. Not sure if he has mentioned having other guns, but this is basically the only one he could physically use.

Semi related, and in response to a few comments over the past 10 or so pages, on a livestream within the last couple of months (I believe most likely in his solo stream, possibly with Charles, but definitely not with Jimmy as I cant stand to watch those streams) he said that prestroke he was actually ambidextrous. I take that with a pinch of salt (thrown onto a baking sheet next to a beer can chicken), but potentially he might be a bit more able on a baseline to use his left arm/hand, compared to a righty who equally lost use of his arm and did no rehab.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

gun

Fatty is probably like a good chunk of Americans and treats it like a totem, at best thinking its mere unseen presence keeps him safe and at worst thinking he can hover it in front of someone like a TV remote and dead them at will.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Pretty sure he said on stream a few months ago that he has a revolver. But still stands that he can't reload, and you know he isnt going to hit with 6 shots with that wonky eye of his. Im presuming the revolver is the gun he keeps loaded in an unlocked drawer by his bed. Not sure if he has mentioned having other guns, but this is basically the only one he could physically use.

Revolvers have their strengths and weaknesses and yes he's probably better off with one but unless he's also got speed loaders already set up with bullets it's still going to take him precious minutes to reload. Minutes that he doesn't have.

We all know what's going to happen when the evil hordes of communist atheists take over the United States after the government falls, Fatty is going to be wheeled out and left to the wolves to fend for himself. It's not like he'd be of any use to anybody.

Fatty is probably like a good chunk of Americans and treats it like a totem, at best thinking its mere unseen presence keeps him safe and at worst thinking he can hover it in front of someone like a TV remote and dead them at will.

He treats everything else he doesn't understand as magic. Why not guns?

 

[RollingRock2]

Now I want to see a shooting match between KingCobraJFS and Jack Scalfani