Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[tarzor]

There's money in the banana suit.

like lawsuit money?
or hush money?

 

[Aidan]

Then Shizu, one of the Uber-Maldist's gets involved (always the purple names).

This Shizu idiot saying GRRM should probably finish Winds of Winter because he's misled people on the publication so many times after coping with Heartbound just being a passion project is a good illustration of Mald sycophant cope.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/piratesoftware/heartbound

Mald gave people an estimated date almost 10 years ago and has kicked it down the road ever since. Where did that $20k in Kickstarter money go? What is the point of a Kickstarter for a passion project? Animus has been "98% done" for years. Their cope is pathetic.
Mald's ego has turned Heartbound into an albatross around his neck because if he ever does finish it, it will never be what he said it would and people will make fun of it all over again. If he doesn't finish it, then it becomes abandonware (again) and people will make fun of him for it. Mald did this to himself and these people defend it...

 

[Billy Bong]

Finishing and fully releasing that piece of trash will be the final nail in his coffin. He'll be changing around dialogue and making small font changes as long as he possibly can.

 

[MercuryMan]

so many times after coping with Heartbound just being a passion project

Passion project implies funding the project out of your own pocket and working on it as a priority.
But then again, what is a Redditor's idea of dev work?
A few tutorial copy pastes and social media posting?
Some vibecoder posting platformer slop and whining it's not as successful as major indie projects?
Reuploading mods and plug-ins into a shitty bundle that is neither balanced or fully compatible?

These faggots have infested the EA industry and they always defend unfinished garbage.
MATI segment over.

 

[FrogMinutes]

He'll be changing around dialogue and making small font changes as long as he possibly can.

I just imagined in my head that Mald would somehow convince his fans that HeartBound isn't an early access game anymore.
and proudly announces that it's the worlds first post-access Live service model.

it's where a dev makes a game that can be enjoyed no matter where he stops development at.
if heartbound ends today at only chapter 2, that's just how Mald intended it to be.
you see, it's unfinished on purpose to make a statement on the industry.

 

[DumbDude43]

You can have a rock-bottom IQ and still be a narcissist. Dunning-Kruger effect and all that. Besides, think about it - he already believes (or acts like) he's perfect at everything he does. So why should he put genuine effort into learning something? Since he's already perfect, the only reason he would ever attend college is to collect a worthless degree with which to more easily prove to everybody he's perfect.

Still, I do wonder what psychology research says regarding what happens when a generic narcissist is told they got a question wrong. Does every narc just go "nuh-uh, I know for sure 2+2=5"? Does every narc just cheat after getting frustrated for 5 minutes? Does every narc just act like it was a trick question that nobody ever in a million years could have figured out? The countless flavors of retardation are a fascinating subject.

i think jason is not low iq at all. if you want to see what a low iq narcissist acts like, look at russell greer.
jason is medium to high iq, just based on his ability to speak and reason coherently and do programming work (even if his code is kinda all over the place, it's still way more than what an actual low iq person would be capable of)

 

[The Stranger]

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This picture wasn't taken at his house. He's moving and sold the car the day that was posted, that house is likely that of whoever bought the car or whoever's house he crashed at on the 1st.


As I was digging up older posts I found these two pictures.

#1 gives us "King Sooper" which appears to be a local market in Colorado. #2 gives us the apartment complex he was in. It also gives a very distinct pattern of 7 buildings of alternating color.

So here's his former apartment complex: Pines at Southmoor, 2162 30th St Greeley CO.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

i think jason is not low iq at all. if you want to see what a low iq narcissist acts like, look at russell greer.
jason is medium to high iq, just based on his ability to speak and reason coherently and do programming work (even if his code is kinda all over the place, it's still way more than what an actual low iq person would be capable of)

If he was low iq he'd have attacked the farms by now. He's retarded, but not stupid.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

This picture wasn't taken at his house. He's moving and sold the car the day that was posted, that house is likely that of whoever bought the car or whoever's house he crashed at on the 1st.
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As I was digging up older posts I found these two pictures.
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#1 gives us "King Sooper" which appears to be a local market in Colorado. #2 gives us the apartment complex he was in. It also gives a very distinct pattern of 7 buildings of alternating color.

So here's his former apartment complex: Pines at Southmoor, 2162 30th St Greeley CO.
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We need to add "cheese label" to the dahxxing hall of fame with the doorknob and whatever doxed Rekeita's jamaican bbc swinger hotel

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

He is stupid. Smart people do not build a house of lies because they know the shit will fall on them eventually. You are either being too naive or too dumb to think Jason is even close to smart. He is of a lower end of average IQ, no doubt about it.

 

[The Stranger]

We need to add "cheese label" to the dahxxing hall of fame with the doorknob and whatever doxed Rekeita's jamaican bbc swinger hotel

A dox @Null could appreciate

 

[invisibult plus+]

He is stupid. Smart people do not build a house of lies because they know the shit will fall on them eventually. You are either being too naive or too dumb to think Jason is even close to smart. He is of a lower end of average IQ, no doubt about it.

Mald isn't even a midwit, he's a Wheatley-style moron that tries to act smarter than he really is.

 

[tarzor]

Pythos is almost certainly ex USAF

good instincts!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gKgS6iwz4k [A] ( civil engineer armband, romley is the guitarist, not sure if it's pythos or not (sapunov is a russian last name so might be real, idk) )
he left military in ~2015, and has retired after ~11 years with disability, hes 40, and is thinking about getting tested for autism

https://x.com/sarineruda

https://x.com/pythossapunov

https://www.reddit.com/user/SariNeruda/

Spoiler: gay receipts

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Pretty sure this is the YTDrama thread on Reddit:

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1luc3og/my_experience_with_pirate_software_and_his_game/

Whoa I somehow missed this. Good read.

 

[Aidan]

he left military in ~2015, and has retired after ~11 years with disability,

He didn't "retire," in the sense implied here. At most he was discharged for medical reasons but chances are very high he's just milking the government and decided not to reenlist. He is not getting a retirement check, he is getting a disability check and qualifies for 80% of that. He is not disabled in the sense normal, sane people think of as disabled, it's a rating you can stack up various ailments onto to maximize free money. The medical benefits abuse by vets is a major gripe of mine and I've explained it another post before to say why. I'll find it later when the site isn't acting up for me.

Basic monthly rates for 70% to 100% disability rating

https://www.va.gov/disability/compensation-rates/veteran-rates/

A middle aged manchild with neetbux that he uses to give to Mald and sit around in Discord all day. Frighteningly common among veterans. I think he's deliberately misleading by saying "retirement" because it sounds better... It's also very likely that there's practically nothing wrong with him that non-veterans don't also suffer from so he can't talk about what's wrong with him because it sounds pathetic to say you're 40 years old and your knees and back hurt sometimes. Since he's talking about this in what is effectively a children's Discord server ran by a narcisstic manbaby means he's a massive loser trying to look cool.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

It's ALWAYS the banana suits. Why is it always the banana suits?

Because wearing a penis suit would get his channel age-restricted.

 

[Hit Squad]

good instincts!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gKgS6iwz4k [A] ( civil engineer armband, romley is the guitarist, not sure if it's pythos or not (sapunov is a russian last name so might be real, idk) )
he left military in ~2015, and has retired after ~11 years with disability, hes 40, and is thinking about getting tested for autism

https://x.com/sarineruda

https://x.com/pythossapunov

https://www.reddit.com/user/SariNeruda/

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Spoiler: gay receipts

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Like I said, his opsec is not good.

Spoiler: Pythos comments

So an ex-USAF Technician, specialising in ejector seat mechanisms (ACES II). FFS, these idiots just don't listen or retain advice when they are taught about personal online security.

Some discord messages:

Spoiler: Heartbound Save File Editor

Not too sure what this is about, but it's heartbound related and looks like a bug?

Spoiler: Sicknote Jason

The change in Jason's voice pitch is because he is sick... nothing to do with with his voice changer breaking down.

Spoiler: Jason's drama free holiday

The fans wait with baited breath for the next wave of drama farmers to start clawing at their idol.

Don't worry Air036, you can worry about one less internet expert from now on. Mutahar has too many problems of his own to make videos on Maldo.

 

[Poisonbreath]

The fans wait with baited breath for the next wave of drama farmers to start clawing at their idol.

They are the type that "thinks" they know how to make a game.

The entries from the SKG jam look much more competent than the ones in the mald jam, and some of them have more content than Mald's 10-year early access scam. Isn't the hog hunter one multiplayer as well, or am I mistaken? Seems that I was.

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I thought that the last steam discussions purge might've just been a one-off before actually starting his internet break. It looks like that isn't the case, he's still around to delete posts and threads. His vacation really does include malding at internet comments, how pathetic.

The game length thread was deleted so the OP made a new one asking why. They're still talking about it with others on their profile comments as well.

Spoiler: Images

https://archive.ph/XsfNZ

https://archive.ph/4YjxU

 

[Aidan]

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Middle aged man and NEET furry with a disturbing avatar.

Mentally ill people are who flock to Mald.

 

[McSneaks]

Pretty sure this is the YTDrama thread on Reddit:

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1luc3og/my_experience_with_pirate_software_and_his_game/

This is an embarrassing topic. Half the comments devolved to crying about transphobia because someone said "let's not call him Thor" lmfao. Reddit really can't stop being a den of faggots for even 5 minutes

No. We call people by the name they ask us to use even if we don't like them. This isn't a respect issue it's a basic human decency issue.

Like this is a real person that can probably vote (not that they do, they're likely too busy being a Reddit activist)