Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 204 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 221 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 795 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 466 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 514 20.9%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 264 10.7%

  • Total voters
    2,464
She just had to brag that the chocolate she had lying about was mostly Tony's which is a hipster fair trade organic brand that costs double most other chocolate. Totally not poor guys!
I'm sure they would taste fine with the cheapest chocolate (or god forbid, baking chocolate), but then she couldn't brag.
 
She deleted or archived it because she was trying so hard and it only got like 500 likes, 30 some comments and most comments were negative.

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She was only liking comments from men.

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Anisa tried to make herself look as flattering as possible so that another influencer would finally take her from the raped, and the only people that cared were a handful of retarded spics. :lossmanjack:Shit must have bruised her delicate ego, which is why she decided to delete it.
 
Anisa tried to make herself look as flattering as possible so that another influencer would finally take her from the raped, and the only people that cared were a handful of retarded spics. :lossmanjack:Shit must have bruised her delicate ego, which is why she decided to delete it.
Anisa, if you’re reading this, what you really need to meet a hot tattoo model influencer (maybe even one with a motorcycle!) is a neck blackout tattoo to define your jawline.
 
She just had to brag that the chocolate she had lying about was mostly Tony's which is a hipster fair trade organic brand that costs double most other chocolate. Totally not poor guys!
I'm sure they would taste fine with the cheapest chocolate (or god forbid, baking chocolate), but then she couldn't brag.
Similarly, she just had to make brown butter chocolate chip cookies. Can't just make a batch of regular cookies, always has to have a twist to show she has a creative chef's mind.

Also for her god forsaken cake I really hope she used balsamic vinegar and not a vinaigrette unless she really wanted to add salad dressing to the cherries. It's how you can tell she's a true fraud.
 
Similarly, she just had to make brown butter chocolate chip cookies. Can't just make a batch of regular cookies, always has to have a twist to show she has a creative chef's mind.
To be fair, I browned butter once while making standard Tollhouse cookies for shits and giggles and they were actually incredible. But I agree that this was done for shallow internet facade reasons and not for any sort of culinary exploration reasons.
 
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cant wait to burn my salt and oil flavor candle whilst i chow down on my oily treats

You just know she looked up a guide on how to photograph food that suggested decorations in the background and gave examples and now that she got her stupid overpriced candles and cake stand she will make sure to put them in the background of every photo (probably the only piece of new "furniture" they got) and it still looks so sad and horrible, seriously why is she so bad and photography? Food photography especially ain't easy but what the hell

Also,
>Good night
>clearly daylight
She really was scrolling through her phone looking at things to post, huh...
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All tattoos look bad.
"We have a new set you guys! We're so bougie!"
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"I made another sexy meal for my loving husband! Smile Ian!"
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The wife that hates

Oh lawd, you just made me realise Anisa is 100% BPD-enough to do this. We are guaranteed to have an Alien Anisa arc. Jesus christ how horrifying.


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Look at her PHYSIOGNOMY. If she got that taken out, there would be no facial structure left. With how weirdly narrow her forehead is already, she would straight up turn into a Darth Plagueis Muun

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yes this is the second time I've compared Anisa to a star wars EU sith lord. There's also a Josh Muun pun potential somewhere which will be left as an exercise for the audience.
 
>Food chronicals
>chronicals

God she's useless at everything
I may be ESL'ing really hard right now but in good faith I'll assume she tried to make it a pun on "chronically" and "chronicle" except she's too fucking retarded to not realise it isn't "chronical" but "chronic". Either way she meant it just makes it even funnier.
where can you see the line? i don't know hair extensions
I'll try to redline with my shitty mouse skills. Sorry it's kinda wonky.
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You can also try comparing the colouration of her hair from on top of her head to just below where her ear is. It's visibly two different tones of brown but this one might be harder for men to spot and this is not a slight against any of the men ITT, fellas just see fewer shades of colours than women do.
The blending is really bad around the jagged line and it almost appears like she's growing more strands of hair around that line, which no normal human does and the end result is not good.
I really hope we have any professional hairdressers ITT to better explain it because it's just really funny when a woman this shallow and vain utterly fails at being shallow and vain.
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