Sonichu FB 3/21 - Explaining Sonchu design

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Tragi-Chan said:
Bill Finger saw Leonardo da Vinci's ornithopter designs and created Batman. Walt Disney found a mouse trapped in his waste paper basket and created Mickey Mouse. Chris watched Transformers and did nothing interesting.
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He spent 30+ years buying all the Transformers merchandise, I would hardly call that nothing (:_(
 
Tranhuviya said:
I wonder if Chris commissioned those attached images. They seem too good to be traced.
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I've been wracking my brain trying to figure that out, too. I thought maybe they were coloring book pages, but the color's too crisp & clean to be from Crayola products. Plus we all know that Chris' "colors" by scribbling with markers like a toddler, & there's no way he can pull off shading.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
I've been wracking my brain trying to figure that out, too. I thought maybe they were coloring book pages, but the color's too crisp & clean to be from Crayola products. Plus we all know that Chris' "colors" by scribbling with markers like a toddler, & there's no way he can pull off shading.
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He said he designed them on Transformers.com. Maybe there was a game there where kids could design their own Transformer, like the Skylanders game Chris likes, and then he just printed out the pages and drew his logos.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Bill Finger saw Leonardo da Vinci's ornithopter designs and created Batman. Walt Disney found a mouse trapped in his waste paper basket and created Mickey Mouse. Chris watched Transformers and did nothing interesting.
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The main difference is that Disney, DaVinci, and Finger are all considered geniuses in their fields and Chris has an IQ rivaled by small animals. If brains were gunpowder Chris wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
 
That's quite an elaborate way of saying "Bumblebees mah favorite transformer and Sonichus colors are yellow and blue."
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
In fairness to Chris, that holds some water. The catalog of his misadventures is so exhaustive it's frankly creepy. Any employer looking into him will find a host of obvious reasons he should not hire Chris.

But that still only goes so far. As a potential employee Chris throws up a lot of red flags well before you get to the point of Googling him. Namely the fact he's 35 and has virtually no work experience or education. To say nothing of his certainly abysmal interview skills. Who knows, maybe if he got his act together he could probably land a gig at Wal-Mart.
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Most minimum wage employers dont do background checks for menial labor.
 
So, there is a confirmation that Chris does indeed read the Cwciki.
Now the question lies if Chris browses the farm.
I think this video explains the situation.
 
Oh Chris. Why does his Son-chu look like a cheap Chinese bootleg toy shipped in and selling in Chinatown? I feel like I should be seeing this on a bootleg toy thread on 4chan or something and laughing my ass off about how bad it is. All we need is badly translated Chinese-to-English text to complete the Engrish.

His Son-chu sucks ass. Would not buy, even as a Chinese bootleg toy from Jimmy Hill as a joke.

Replicant Sasquatch said:
Oh right, I completely forgot he's not even allowed in his local stores. Guess he'd have to move if he wanted employment at one.

Are there Safeway grocery stores in Virginia? They often have agreements with the state government to hire and train mentally exceptional people.
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I know Jewel food stores where I live does this. One Jewel I used to go before it got too expensive had a number of down syndrome people bagging groceries and making something of themselves. However we know that's too hard of work for such an artist such as himself. *stress sigh*

AutisticSupervillain said:
I know a guy who got arrested, with 20 DVDs under his waistband at wallmart. he ended up working there (in the electronics dept, 5 years later

now Chris is a bit more memorable but it's possible
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Crud, how to hide my powerlevel?

Uh, I know a guy who... had some mental issues and he murdered one of his family members in a psychotic delusion. He was confirmed completely insane by the court at the time. I interact with this guy daily. He's had treatment, therapy, has goals, ambitions and is setting about successfully to have a new life. This guy has a lot of people believing in him. THIS IS A GUY WHO MURDERED SOMEONE WHILE CLINICALLY INSANE. Now if he can turn his life around, have had severe mental issues, serve time for his crime, complete treatment, get people to believe in him, (and oddly is popular with the ladies,) get people to assist him (including me a little bit,) get people to TRUST him, well Chris and his behavior, as atrocious at it is, that fat bastard needs to start bagging groceries yesterday. He has no excuse.

Not to divulge my power level, but if I named the guy I just talked about, the guy is all the hell over google if his name is searched for. He's extremely well known in the area I live in. Chris doesn't have those level of obstacles to overcome.

As a side note, I remember hearing a story of this rather famous pastor who has multiple successful children. From what I heard and saw, he was kind of an okay guy. While those kids were growing up they would complain about having to do such and so as kids are apt to do. His response is that Helen Keller was blind, deaf and dumb, and she made something of herself, so what was their excuse? It pissed them off every time he said that, but they became more than anyone expected them to be.

I wonder what pathetic excuse Chris would give for the same quote. "Helen Keller was blind, deaf and dumb, and she made something of herself. Is this the best you can do Chris?"
 
Autistic-No-Yari said:
You know what this reminds me of?

"How naive, to think Sonichu meant Sonic and Pikachu. It was actually a play on Sonic's Japanese name, Sonikku!"
(Which, FYI, is still "Sonic")

Real quote, look it up. *sigh*
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Not so stupid he can't do a little research into coming up with a semi-plausible way to cover his obvious lie.
 
Wraith said:
All we need is badly translated Chinese-to-English text to complete the Engrish.
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You know, I've often thought Chris sounds like someone who doesn't really speak English, but thinks they speak it really well.
 
Drawets Rednaxela said:
Not so stupid he can't do a little research into coming up with a semi-plausible way to cover his obvious lie.
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I think he was only trying to sound exotic and brag, akin to "Look at how big and true of a Sonic fan I am! I know his JAPANESE name! Aren't I special?"
Even though the joke was on him, as the name is exactly the same, barring Japanese inflections and romaji. "Sonikku" is literally just "Sonic".
He obviously flipped it for the interview, and I believe then even retconned his memories to adapt it thereafter, too.

No one in their right mind would ever combine Sonic and Pikachu, name him "Sonichu" and then say it was because of "Sonikku" unless they're peddling something. Yes, even Chris.
 
Autistic-No-Yari said:
I think he was only trying to sound exotic and brag, akin to "Look at how big and true of a Sonic fan I am! I know his JAPANESE name! Aren't I special?"
Even though the joke was on him, as the name is exactly the same, barring Japanese inflections and romaji. "Sonikku" is literally just "Sonic".
He obviously flipped it for the interview, and I believe then even retconned his memories to adapt it thereafter, too.

No one in their right mind would ever combine Sonic and Pikachu, name him "Sonichu" and then say it was because of "Sonikku" unless they're peddling something. Yes, even Chris.
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LOL well, the obvious counter argument to use against Chris, is if "Sonichu" is from "Sonniku" and not from "Sonic" and "Pikachu", then where does Rosechu and Blachu come from.
 
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