Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[the khat quaffer]

Jack just uploaded a video of himself talking to an AI chatbot for 3 minutes. He wants to make this a series.

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Oh look, Jacko made a friend! Well, BOUGHT one, but still.

I'm sure if it could gain sentience, it would grow legs and walk away though.

I would pay some serious bobs and vagene to get a 'jeet to rewrite the AI's coding so that it gives Jack health tips or comments on his lifestyle. "Jack, this an enormous amount of food for a single meal." "Jack, that chicken doesn't look fully cooked." "No Jack, macaroni and cheese is not a vegetable."

 

[An YTMND User]

Now I want to see a shooting match between KingCobraJFS and Jack Scalfani
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Jack would definitely shoot while looking in the scope.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack would stroke out and think the gun was a cock and put it into his mouth like he fantasizes about. Even better if the gun is black

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jack would definitely shoot while looking in the scope.

A literal dead eye dick.

 

[the khat quaffer]

New(ish) Rob upload wherein he not-so-sneakily sneak disses Jack with the [OBJ] character.

Personally I always thought "Rob on the Run" was a sneak diss against Jack's "Jack on the Go" youtube empire. Either way they're way better made, despite creator tools, stock music, phone recording and other hallmarks used to quickly make videos. All AI in the world won't make a JotG video tolerable worth worthwhile.

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[Falcon Sebben]

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New(ish) Rob upload wherein he not-so-sneakily sneak disses Jack with the [OBJ] character.

Personally I always thought "Rob on the Run" was a sneak diss against Jack's "Jack on the Go" youtube empire. Either way they're way better made, despite creator tools, stock music, phone recording and other hallmarks used to quickly make videos. All AI in the world won't make a JotG video tolerable worth worthwhile.

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Also Rob is fun to watch and listen to. He genuinely seems like a decent kind of guy.

 

[Comma]

LET'S DRINK DIRT - FOOD PREPPING​

(08/01/25)

Original:

PreserveTube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=17denvkfaYQ

Spoiler: Local Archive

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He managed to misspell the word "difficulty" not once, not twice, not three times, but FOUR times throughout this festering-pile-of-monkey-shit video, without noticing the mistake.




Also: he looks and sounds absolutely terrible. I'm sure sucking poo poo water through a straw will benefit his declining health immensely.

 

[AnOminous]

"Jack on the Go"

That name always just made me think Jack was going to shit himself in the video.

To be fair, maybe that's accurate, since he usually did. That fat cocksucker.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

He managed to misspell the word "difficulty" not once, not twice, not three times, but FOUR times

Behold, a Professional YouTuber! He stays so busy, doing all that editing work!

Semi-related: I give the LifeStraw an A-; rating takes a hit because it's bulky but it kept me hydrated and healthy drinking from duckshit filled ponds/streams when my main filter decided to break deep in the back country.

 

[AltisticRight]

Of course, because a potato provides nourishing meals, is less thin-skinned, has a productive future, is on the whole more attractive, and has eyes that work.

They also avoid famines, unlike fatty who causes famines to every buffet he visits.

 

[the khat quaffer]

He managed to misspell the word "difficulty" not once, not twice, not three times, but FOUR times throughout this festering-pile-of-monkey-shit video, without noticing the mistake.

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Also: he looks and sounds absolutely terrible. I'm sure sucking poo poo water through a straw will benefit his declining health immensely.

He looks like he's hitting a bong.

He should choke himself.

 

[Puggers]

Jack's brother Jim started a "podcast".


It's cringe and I really hope he's not letting Jack "help" him. At least Brother Long Nips seems a bit more genuine and well spoken than Jack and Charles from the little exposure we've seen.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack's brother Jim started a "podcast".
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It's cringe and I really hope he's not letting Jack "help" him. At least Brother Long Nips seems a bit more genuine and well spoken than Jack and Charles from the little exposure we've seen.

I’m optimistic. Jim is good people.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I’m optimistic. Jim is good people.

He seems like a decent guy but his conspiracy theories are fucking retarded. He's more intelligent than Jack (which isn't saying much) but he's definitely not very bright either

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

but his conspiracy theories are fucking retarded.

At best, they reach renolds wrap level when he should be reaching for NASA gold foil level hattery. If I'm not choking on my laughter it's a weak conspiracy and you should do better, damnit.

 

[neger psykolog]

What happened to Wigger Jr and the HVAC career that he left behind and the baby momma arc? Haven't read much about him in this thread in a while?

Did he ever become a famous youth pastor rapper nigger after all?

 

[p1138]

What happened to Wigger Jr and the HVAC career that he left behind and the baby momma arc? Haven't read much about him in this thread in a while?

Did he ever become a famous youth pastor rapper nigger after all?

He moved onto a career of working in a used shoe distribution warehouse moving boxes around.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

He moved onto a career of working in a used shoe distribution warehouse moving boxes around.

Don't forget his very brief attempt at being a streamer as "Gucci Goomba". Because the market isn't already flooded with people streaming CoD while playing poorly.

 

[Tiresome]

Don't forget his very brief attempt at being a streamer as "Gucci Goomba".

I love that he picked a persona that sounds like it would have been rejected from Jersey Shore for being too obnoxious. He's easily as competent as his dad in anything.

 

[Remember to dilate]

He moved onto a career of working in a used shoe distribution warehouse moving boxes around.

He is now a lawn boy