Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[OrSoHelpMe]

If anyone can recommend similar threads I would be grateful- already on the munchie one

This one’s been mentioned a few times in this thread recently, but I’ve been working through the Colt Seidman thread. Not quite as much munching but lots of entitlement and a huge obsession with having aged out of youth services, clinging to it like Vicky clings to being a student in NYC.

Thread 'Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman'

May 6, 2018

Update April 2020: Colt Seidman has moved to Portland, Oregon and continues her lease-bailing habit. As of mid-May 2020 she is again looking for a roof and specifies that she be put on "some sort of lease". Let her sleep on your couch if you must, but DON'T PUT HER ON A LEASE - you will regret it.

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Important note for the trans community and LGBTQ organizations: Colt Seidman has already earned a reputation among the trans communities for being a serial lease-bailer, leaving her lease-mates high and dry, scrambling to cover her share of rent, and for being a...​

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[StoneColdSteveAutism]

The OG, Adjustable Jaquie, is a must-read if you haven't already. Witness the mold from which all these POTS/EDS/MCAS girls were cast.
A few of my less-textbook favorites are Jameela Jamil (covered in bees), Christine Milneaux (deep in the Victorian waif larp), and Kelly Ronahan (horrifying).

Holy fuck Christine Milneaux was a great goddamn read. She was balls-deep in that thread in full on Dora Spenlow larp.

And then... she got doxxed, realized she needed out, and promised to get off social media if the farms would leave her alone. And... she has. She actually got better!

I mean, she's still presumably pretending to be a Victorian preteen dying of lupus to keep her pedo husband's dick erect, but she's no longer encouraging other people to do it and showing herself off as a role model on the internet!

Vicky, you could have done this! You could have married some clueless moronic masturbator who can't get it up but has a job that (with your parents' money) would support you. You could have pretended to be sick while he pretended to be able to keep a wife!

But you cut off your tits and turned yourself into a fat acne-ridden sack of crap. Jeez, I guess it's too late for you.

 

[Romeo814]

Princess Vicky realizes its August, but of course paying rent isn't on her mind. That's only for us peasants.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Princess Vicky realizes its August, but of course paying rent isn't on her mind. That's only for us peasants.
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So this is August
And what have you done?
Another academic year over
And a new one just begun..

Mortality ticks along. You'd think someone who totally fr nearly died would be overjoyed to clock in a month that they, in all material reality DEFINITELY nearly didn't see!!

Insufferable :


Lmao true,

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Nice. She’s appropriating cancer now.

Can we have some receipts on the ”stage” you’re supposedly on, Vicky? Because you just posted about not even having seen a specialist yet, so I’m gonna go ahead and assume your pulled that stage right out of your fat ass.

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

Nice. She’s appropriating cancer now.
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Can we have some receipts on the ”stage” you’re supposedly on, Vicky? Because you just posted about not even having seen a specialist yet, so I’m gonna go ahead and assume your pulled that stage right out of your fat ass.

Omg shut up Vicky, you whiny little girl. Nobody gives a shit about her invented illness, so she is jealous of cancer people who get all the attention.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Omg shut up Vicky, you whiny little girl. Nobody gives a shit about her invented illness, so she is jealous of cancer people who get all the attention.

Her cancer headscarves are like the older spinsters secret stash of brand new baby clothes

 

[unwieldy_object]

Weird. I had a nerve root block injection of steroid plus anesthetic for a nasty back/hip/joint shitty-chronic-mystery style issue, and felt much better .
It turned out that it wasn't that effective, aside form the steroids, cos when they repeated it without steroids, it didn't really help.

Doctor said "if I injected your leg it would make your back feel better, the steroid will boost people"
So maybe she likes it for that? But she doesn't do... - anything- you would expect with that steroid boost for pain. Get active or whatever.

Perhaps they are totally and massively different. It's a mystery area for me. Even if it's the feel good type, being a moonface weirdo would defo tip my own personal scales on that trade off tho, irdk.

It's usually not the same effect with a local injection in a joint and to take steroids orally. Local injections don't tend to have effects on the mood except for "this joint hurts less therefore I feel better overall"

 

[Not_a_Doctor]

Holy fuck Christine Milneaux was a great goddamn read. She was balls-deep in that thread in full on Dora Spenlow larp.

I just finished that thread - skipped over most of Christine’s word vomit and was thoroughly entertained by the history lessons, and learning about safety matches, radio active condoms, and costumery.

@Zemblan Physics shes reached peak munchie now. We need a munchie equivalent for Godwin’s Law. All munchies eventually wind up comparing themselves to or wishing that they had cancer.

She really doesn’t understand autoimmune disease. She’s not “progressing along much faster” because it hasn’t been caught. If it was active, and doing damage, there would be evidence in her blood, or on scans, and she would be in treatment. Autoimmune diseases can lie dormant, but they aren’t doing damage. Autoimmune doesn’t just mysteriously cause damage to the body and if there was even the slightest suspicion of AI, the docs would be all over it with bloods and scans.

Fuck you, Vicky. You don’t have cancer. You don’t have friends who have had cancer. You don’t have friends. You are a purulent leech, bloated and fetid. You aren’t sick with anything. What impact would this disease have on your life? You already don’t walk, or exercise, or enjoy life, or have interests and friends, people who rely on you or just like having you around. You are nothing.

 

[weirdwound]

She is out of breath easily because she deconditioned her muscles by sitting in her toy wheelchair. She is just really really out of shape. I hope a doctor tells her exactly this and it slaps some sense into her, but I'm optimistic. Go back to physical therapy, Vic.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Autoimmune diseases can lie dormant, but they aren’t doing damage. Autoimmune doesn’t just mysteriously cause damage to the body and if there was even the slightest suspicion of AI, the docs would be all over it with bloods and scans.

She keeps flitting around from pretending to have one autoimmune disease to another. She was LARPING celiacs back in 2017, but that’s all forgotten now too. She tried her hand at some other IBD sometime last year and insisted on being admitted to hospital for colonoscopy prep, which is literally just drinking a gross tasting liquid and shutting your intestines clean.

They’ve all amounted to nothing because like you said, none of the telltale damage is there and I’d guarantee her inflammatory markers in her blood are showing nothing as well.

 

[AfghanBlue]

She keeps flitting around from pretending to have one autoimmune disease to another. She was LARPING celiacs back in 2017, but that’s all forgotten now too. She tried her hand at some other IBD sometime last year and insisted on being admitted to hospital for colonoscopy prep, which is literally just drinking a gross tasting liquid and shutting your intestines clean.

They’ve all amounted to nothing because like you said, none of the telltale damage is there and I’d guarantee her inflammatory markers in her blood are showing nothing as well.

Everyone (including Vicky) forgets the "likely brain aneurism" lolololol.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Today she's going on and on about how much she loves the new King of the Hill season. If you needed another reason to avoid it (they've also done a bunch of recasting like making sure a Laotian was voiced by a non-Laotian Asian instead of a white guy because muh diversity), consider this your sign to just watch an old season and let things rest in peace.

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

Vicky has deleted her cancer posts

 

[eat your greens]

Vicky will never know what it’s like to be actually sick with something like cancer. What a fucking ghoul. I wish more people would tell her to shut the fuck up and butt out.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Vicky has deleted her cancer posts
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"I wanted to give a similar allegory because mg also has staging"

What are the odds that Vicky was googling her newly "diagnosed" disease, realized it had staging just like cancer!!! and rushed to excitedly compose her thread comparing the two, without realising that "staging" is standard for all kinds of different medical conditions?

I really love just how lazy and dumb she is as a munchie, it makes her so much funnier.

 

[eat your greens]

"I wanted to give a similar allegory because mg also has staging"

What are the odds that Vicky was googling her newly "diagnosed" disease, realized it had staging just like cancer!!! and rushed to excitedly compose her thread comparing the two, without realising that "staging" is standard for all kinds of different medical conditions?

I really love just how lazy and dumb she is as a munchie, it makes her so much funnier.

Yep.. like even syphilis has staging.

She’s a fucking idiot.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

The cancer analogy was stupid, but it’s still just words. She’s such a coward to delete it.

Anyway: PLOT TWIST!
The evelyn person that brought the cancer erasure on is a heckin TERF!

Hilarious. Even a tranny hating Dworkin stan doesn’t see Vicky as male, just a confused lil munchie.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Sorry about double posting, but here’s Vicky on Plebbit responding to someone with T&H MG.

Her plight-sperging had my eyeballs rolling, something my cold-ridden head really didn’t need. Lying little wench.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Yep.. like even syphilis has staging.

She’s a fucking idiot.

New munchie larp idea? Not only is no one from Spoonie Twitter claiming it- it would also imply that Vicky is having sex (REALLY, haters, SHE DOES!!!). Two birds with one stone!
So, Vicky, how dedicated are you to the grift?