Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Raw]

Snowflake in the chat said he isn’t going to show the “BPD meltdown” video. That’s one of the reasons Amber is the way she is, because people coddle and protect her from accountability. They need to show that video imo.

I can imagine the video violate some guidelines but he can very safely share the audio. Or just post the whole thing here.

Meanwhile we can sooth ourselves with the knowledge that he saw that half naked, leg showing tantrum.

And she knows that.

She must be besides herself with rage.
One of the people she despises the most saw her legs, maybe even more. While blubbering and screeching.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Why was Emily apparently surprised at Amber acting like a raging hosebeast five minutes into their relationship? Are we to gggggenyoowenleeeeeee believe that, as an appreciator of the fuller figure, ALR wasn't already on Emily's radar before they met?

 

[lottalove]

The video contrasted the texts between the two with the way Amber portrayed happenings to her audience.
It offered a new insight into the constant lies and dramatics. The spiraling once the other is not actively focused on reading Ambers mind. While telling her audience how they and not Amber (ever!) caused this newest catastrophy.

Then there was the impressive contrast between Emily having a life and responsibilities to live for and Amber wanting Emily to be exclusively responsible for Ambers emotional regulation, while she was doing next to nothing all day because she's the victim of uncontrolled BePeDee and therefore void of reason.

While the animals shat and pissed around her, she did the best she could: Instead of actively tending to their needs she found a way to get around it by putting up pee pads for Emily to clean up eventually. She even bought her a stream cleaner for it! Good job, Amber! So creative.

There could have been an opportunity for Amber to do what the situation asked for, like caring for the animals, the household and herself, including working on her stability instead of putting more and more pressure on her partner.

This whole drama also was built on blackmail, overstaying her welcome and killing a cat to get her way. Which of course would have lead to a happy ever after, such actions tend to work out so well for a good relationship.
If Emily just hadn't ignored her all the time to tend to other people's needs!!

 

[Tiresome]

Snowflake in the chat said he isn’t going to show the “BPD meltdown” video.

Oh please. He's going to let the demand build and build until he can "change his mind" and maximize the cash in value. This is his actual job.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

For me it's less about what we're learning and more about Amber suffering for her actions. A blow to her is still a blow.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Mr. Snowflake is basically a vegan Keemstar at this point, imo.

For me it's less about what we're learning and more about Amber suffering for her actions. A blow to her is still a blow.

Yup. I for one love seeing Porkahontas go into a narc injury rage spiral because the majority of people won’t believe her and after the mega injury of the washcloth twerk reveal, she’s become a mega joke.

Say what you will about Foodie, she at least has the fupa balls to go to a war zone to spite the haydurs. Amber is a gigantic baby who is facing the consequences of her behavior and has nowhere to run.

 

[Grilled Cheese Combo]

So, here we have Snowflake mumbling with the cadence of a stalling car, struggling to read texts sent to him by someone who likes having aprons of fat draped over her, who let a sentient boulder of lard she met on the internet terrorize her for months in her own home, the same boulder of lard who probably strangled her own cat and chucked it in the neighbor's trash can as part of a dastardly plan to relocate and start her new life as the screeching banshee lesbian of Wisconsin.

You usually have to watch Lifetime movies for this kind of plot.

 

[aryanasfuhck]

Mr. Snowflake is a nigger, and I do not like him.

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

Unironically I feel like the whole video was just Emily confirming things we already knew.

Snowflake not releasing the video will either be him covering his own back as hamburger has threatened to 'sue' whoever releases that video, or he'll be building suspense as somebody else on here mentions (it is his job to maximise profits).

Amber being so co-dependent that her feeder girlfriend couldn't even properly do her job, have friends, look after her home etc. Comparing 12-hour nursing shifts to 3-minute vlog editing, and saying she was still energetic so she couldn't understand why Emily didn't have energy. If you have so much energy Amber why don't you get it out and exercise?

It's so clear to me that they're both not good people, Emily with emotional cheating and going behind her partners back to speak badly about someone you're supposed to care about, and then Amber for being a POS abusive partner.

She's a toddler throwing her toys out of her pram because things aren't going her way and she can't control the narrative anymore. I think she finally met her match with Emily, and they're both as bad as eachother. Lardass is mortified with the idea of this video being released, I just hope Emily uses her fat-crushed head and actually releases the footage for our entertainment.

 

[Porkahontas]

In times like these, I am reminded that Nigga Jade really was the only one to break away from hamplanet with minimal fall out. Yes she was doxxed and a few pictures taken from afar, but she also threw Porky to the ground and dropped her off like an acquaintance leaving someone at a rehab when she left her in OK.

Emily is a fucking freak who wrapped herself up in Hamber; frankly if she was more focused on being a mother and less of a degenerate maybe this wouldn't be happening to her. The multiple reddit accounts, IG name changes and comments, the constant re-engagement with the fatty and her community tells us Justin Feeder was a fan of the attention, both positive and negative.

It's a love story for the ages, such a soft love.
"I ABANDONED KILLED MY CAT FOR YOU!"

 

[Tiresome]

Comparing 12-hour nursing shifts to 3-minute vlog editing

This is a lolcow trait. Never forget CWC comparing having to pull weeds to being a Marine deployed in the Middle East.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

In times like these, I am reminded that Nigga Jade really was the only one to break away from hamplanet with minimal fall out. Yes she was doxxed and a few pictures taken from afar, but she also threw Porky to the ground and dropped her off like an acquaintance leaving someone at a rehab when she left her in OK.

Emily is a fucking freak who wrapped herself up in Hamber; frankly if she was more focused on being a mother and less of a degenerate maybe this wouldn't be happening to her. The multiple reddit accounts, IG name changes and comments, the constant re-engagement with the fatty and her community tells us Justin Feeder was a fan of the attention, both positive and negative.

It's a love story for the ages, such a soft love.
"I ABANDONED KILLED MY CAT FOR YOU!"

Wonder how she's doing these days. I actually hope she's doing well in some regards.

 

[JaneThough]

Amber also claims that Emily has lots of pictures of Amber “naked, touching myself”. Now science dictates that Amber physically cannot reach the no-no places a statement like that implies. So what does she mean?

I need to see THOSE pics. For science.

Her fingers touching her lips during mukbangs

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Snowflake in the chat said he isn’t going to show the “BPD meltdown” video. That’s one of the reasons Amber is the way she is, because people coddle and protect her from accountability. They need to show that video imo.

Honestly if more people showed BPD meltdowns more people wouldn't feel bad for them. A lot of them overextend the mercy and Grace people give them lol. Amber definitely included.

I can imagine the video violate some guidelines but he can very safely share the audio. Or just post the whole thing here.

Seriously. People shared the Nader videos censored (making it mostly audio), why anyone is protecting Hammy is beyond me.

 

[Even more 8008135]

I WAS PROMISED VIDEO, GODDAMMIT.

 

[pistolwhipped]

C’mon Hambo you know what you have to do. It’s time for a revenge body arc!!! Grab that family sized McNugget meal and LOCK IN!!!! Make your ex lover jealous with a sexy bed bound fatty liver disease era

 

[Grilled Cheese Combo]

She’s ranting:

ETA:

Damn you, Snowflake!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Lol she's popping her neck like a sassy black girl. I love it when deathfats reach the state of enormity where their face become a totally flat plane.

She said she wants to be interviewed! Amber contact Null!

 

[KittiestKitty]

She’s ranting:

She is such a smug ass bitch. Her ego is bruised as fuck. Times like this I wish I could reach through my screen during a livestream.

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

Grab your wigs and your pepperoni pizza slices bitches, the fat neek is LIVE!