Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[canalCrab]

Please don't. It's funny to observe. And clearly the community wants to talk about it

 

[Brap God]

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Please don't. It's funny to observe. And clearly the community wants to talk about it

"Cut it out guys, it's not cool."

 

[Elite Kipchak]

poor roach just can't catch a break

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I don't remember Papa Meat being this aggressive. I approve, of course.

 

[Facom]

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Please don't. It's funny to observe. And clearly the community wants to talk about it

 

[米津玄師]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

I wish he gave him shit for being both a furry and a ferretfucking deviant, but I'm pretty sure Meat thinks "furry" is "person who has a hobby of going around in a fursuit who otherwise abides by self-imposed limits" and not "rabid ferretfucker." And I'm fairly sure furries are in his fanbase too since they grow everywhere like fucking roaches, so he wouldn't want to alienate that part of his audience. I like the layered metaphors and the sheer grotesqueness of how he portrayed him, but he definitely could've gone harder on him.

I do like the detail of the bogus breastfeeding code being more coherent than his actual code though

 

[cryptidfuck]

I came here to post the Meatcanyon vid but I guess y'all are way faster than me (and not 40 minutes late)

This might kill Jason if we're being real, or he'll act like it didn't fucking affect him at all (which MC fucking CALLS HIM OUT for).

Godspeed guys.
This might get ugly lmao

 

[Mr.Neutron]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

HOLY KINO

I CLAPPED

 

[Brap God]

I wish he gave him shit for being both a furry and a ferretfucking deviant, but I'm pretty sure Meat thinks "furry" is "person who has a hobby of going around in a fursuit who otherwise abides by self-imposed limits" and not "rabid ferretfucker."

At the very least he strikes me as someone who'd avoid stepping on that landmine, even if he personally finds furries to be degens.

 

[C4-621]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

How could MeatCanyon forget to mention his defcon badges or hacking powerplants or whatever the fuck it was. Not to mention the lack of "wheelhouse" or "insane behavior". 9/10, I hope it makes mald seethe.

 

[Pennypacker]

Not as good as some of MeatCanyon's other stuff, like the brilliant XQC video he did a while back.

 

[KittiestKitty]

When his legs in the video begin to curl all I could think of was the Uzumaki manga. Meatcanyon is the shit.

 

[Markass the Worst]

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They're COPING

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Jannies EATING THEIR ENTIRE ASSES
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I love how they just prove the point of the video. Rather than admit that Malding Faggot can be wrong, they silence all discussion.

 

[gay porn is the best porn]

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discord jannys are the biggest faggots ever.

 

[TheBiggestGay aka gods #1]

ALL OF THIS BECAUSE MOLDY FAGTREE CAN'T ADMIT HE ROACHED!!!

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

I wish he gave him shit for being both a furry and a ferretfucking deviant, but I'm pretty sure Meat thinks "furry" is "person who has a hobby of going around in a fursuit who otherwise abides by self-imposed limits" and not "rabid ferretfucker." And I'm fairly sure furries are in his fanbase too since they grow everywhere like fucking roaches, so he wouldn't want to alienate that part of his audience. I like the layered metaphors and the sheer grotesqueness of how he portrayed him, but he definitely could've gone harder on him.

I do like the detail of the bogus breastfeeding code being more coherent than his actual code though

He's a good ol' Missouri middle of the roader, politically. But he's also an online gooner style guy, pretty sure his wife is a furry. If I recall, she draws furry porn. So for him, it's probably just an online kink instead of being the degeneracy everyone whose wife is NOT a furry knows it is.

 

[sure]

since mald's last minute decision to take a vacation, likely to wait for drama to blow over, quin got his old roommate/co-worker to drop more details of his (lack of) work at blizzard and disgusting/disrespectful tendencies as a roommate, and meatcanyon drops a parody video. mald must be malding right now.

 

[Lovely Kin]

For them being so upset about it, this is actually mild compared to MeatCanyon's other body horrors

 

[cryptidfuck]

Note: There's a WoW logo being hidden by Jason's green screen in the video.

Meatcanyon is 100% taking the piss out of Jason (like he does for everyone), trying to get him to look deeper at himself (the literal depiction of the mirror being there, and mirror Jason walking away afterward).

We all know how this started, and won't forget for a long time. But yeah that WoW logo made me chuckle. MC knows. The rest of the goddamn internet knows. Thor will never figure it out.

Sometimes people just need to shut the fuck up.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

His giant black eyes, like doll's eyes, is such a good touch.