Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Terfmaster9000]

Can't wait for him to be back from his maldcation. I am feeling thirsty again.

 

[Hit Squad]

A couple more images and gifs from the prisoners fans on Maldo's discord that we can use and abuse:

Spoiler: Possibly Haram, definately embarassing

I came across this convo from 25 July. It's in reference to the Hype Train Alt Arc:

Spoiler: Khronos has a right to privacy while commiting fraud!

It started before this message but I reckon you get the gist, Hyperiox here has a pretty normal take, but the Maldists aren't willing to give an inch of ground.



You have no right to know the identity of alts. How can a man conduct fraud in peace if you know who he is? Checkmate Quindoxxer! Also, are they by accident blaming Jason for leaking Khronos' alt?


Bitch please, Mark Twain wasn't trying to defraud his audience when he used that name!

A more recent snippet from yesterday, looks like some of the Maldist's are all drama'd out.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

3 hour youtube video with less than 1000 views documenting mald's lies.

 

[p1138]

Some highlights: These guys are in it for the long haul! Jason has the truth on his side! Not like that evil Quindoxxer! Jason always acknowledges his faults!

Whenever I assume how pathetic they are, it's as if they go out of their way to prove it can be worse.
"I can't help but wonder when it'll stop or of its going to be ok"
You're not Mald, he's not even a relative of yours, isn't even a friend and has no idea who the fuck you even are, but you're worried when about when "its going to be ok"?

"this is the second time this kind of situation has happened to a youtuber I look up to on a personal level"
First off, stop following idiots. Secondly, why the fuck are you looking up to at best someone who could be classified as an entertainer on a "personal level"? Mald will never give a shit about you and his retardation(and the consequences of it) have literally zero impact on your life. It genuinely astounds me that such obvious mental illness has managed to become so normalized.

 

[Requine.]

He is stupid. Smart people do not build a house of lies because they know the shit will fall on them eventually. You are either being too naive or too dumb to think Jason is even close to smart. He is of a lower end of average IQ, no doubt about it.

This. In some cultures it might be seen as kind of clever if he was lying for a good deal. But in the good old US of A, that just makes him an absolute mouth breathing retard shitter in everyone's eyes.

He had confidence in his words for sure, and maybe he believes them. But he's still a fucking retard that can't code or do anything but being a furfag.

 

[Facom]

So, the AI generated PirateSoftware information page on streamcharts has been updated
His name is still Jason GameEnds Ferrets, 68 years old, but there is some new Gear listed

My fucking sides my fucking sides my fucking sides
Someone who works there HAS to be editing this at this point

https://streamscharts.com/channels/piratesoftware

It also shows up when you ask AI about what PirateSoftwares streaming setup is

 

[Nick Gars]

This. In some cultures it might be seen as kind of clever if he was lying for a good deal. But in the good old US of A, that just makes him an absolute mouth breathing retard shitter in everyone's eyes.

He had confidence in his words for sure, and maybe he believes them. But he's still a fucking retard that can't code or do anything but being a furfag.

By no means am I saying Jason is a genius, he isn't. He's above average intelligence (coding does take a fair bit of intelligence, even if his code is shit, and his penchant for manipulation can be seen as a sort of intellect as well), but only ever so slightly. He is the living embodiment of a "mid-wit". Smarter than average, but still not smart, wise, or clever enough to actually make use of that intelligence in any meaningful way. Mid-wit, through and through.

Intelligence and wisdom while counterparts, are not the same. Intelligence is book smarts, wisdom is the greater application. You can be an incredibly intelligent person, but dense as pig shit and inept in everything else from a lack of wisdom. Book smart, but 0 wisdom to speak of.

 

[Lambda]

A more recent snippet from yesterday, looks like some of the Maldist's are all drama'd out.
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Mald's shit sure does seem to attract flies. Guess that's what happens when you build an echo chamber full of retards who have no idea how anything works and think Mald is some kind of experienced game dev doling out sage advice.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

By no means am I saying Jason is a genius, he isn't. He's above average intelligence (coding does take a fair bit of intelligence, even if his code is shit, and his penchant for manipulation can be seen as a sort of intellect as well), but only ever so slightly. He is the living embodiment of a "mid-wit". Smarter than average, but still not smart, wise, or clever enough to actually make use of that intelligence in any meaningful way. Mid-wit, through and through.

Intelligence and wisdom while counterparts, are not the same. Intelligence is book smarts, wisdom is the greater application. You can be an incredibly intelligent person, but dense as pig shit and inept in everything else from a lack of wisdom. Book smart, but 0 wisdom to speak of.

Intelligence and book smarts have nothing in common. Intelligence is one's capacity to learn and adapt to new situations and using new information to advance in a task. "Book smarts" is memorization. NONE of these things are Mald's strong suit, or else he would not CONSTANTLY be making the same fucking mistakes over and over again. You cannot be intelligent and dense. And Mald is neither intelligent, nor well-read. He is not book smart, he is not socially clever, and he is not wise. He's a retard, simple as.

If he was book smart he would have an actual QA job instead of larping about it.

And by the way, there are dumb developers. We call them code monkeys for a reason. Mald can't even reach that level of proficiency when it comes to SE.

 

[itogi]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

PreserveTube, local:

 

[twinArmageddons]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

Meatcannon really did what jason loves saying and made him eat his entire ass

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

Not as brutal as I expected but it's fine. The comments are still tearing Jason apart.

Meatcannon really did what jason loves saying and made him eat his entire ass

So THAT'S what it was doing! That's brilliant.

 

[Facom]

They're COPING

Jannies EATING THEIR ENTIRE ASSES

 

[my penis is on fire]

This. In some cultures it might be seen as kind of clever if he was lying for a good deal

Maybe he could have pivoted to an Indian audience as a last resort, but that's not an option anymore ever since the Kitboga collab

 

[The Fuck Am I Doing Here?]

So THAT'S what it was doing! That's brilliant.

My (very literal) interpretation of it was Jason being physically incapable of not sticking his foot in his mouth at every turn.

Him eating his entire ass is funnier though so I'm inclined to go with that instead.

 

[gay]

Meatcannon really did what jason loves saying and made him eat his entire ass

also maybe something to do with the idiom of putting your foot in your mouth.

very Uzumaki-esque animation sequence as well (which i enjoy).

 

[Nick Gars]

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They're COPING

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Jannies EATING THEIR ENTIRE ASSES

"I don't like the style it reminds me of body horror"

Thats because IT IS, you fucking mongoloid. If I had orbiters this fucking dumb I think I'd leave the Internet in shame. Stupid fuck can't even tell you what is in front of his very eyes.

 

[Null]

pretty good parody, i was confused for a second but it's not very hard to understand what's being said.

 

[canalCrab]

"I don't like the style it reminds me of body horror"

Thats because IT IS, you fucking mongoloid. If I had orbiters this fucking dumb I think I'd leave the Internet in shame. Stupid fuck can't even tell you what is in front of his very eyes.

It's pretty tame as far as body horror goes, as well. JaimeR's stuff is much more body horror

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTZZPCw4nQM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBvbNs7WSII

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

BREAKING NEWS: MeatCanyon actually makes something funny for the first time ever.