Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

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What an enormous faggot narcissist.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

I couldn't be the only one expecting that he'd turn into a ferret in the meat canyon video

 

[Brap God]

I couldn't be the only one expecting that he'd turn into a ferret in the meat canyon video

I'm more disappointed that I didn't see the infamous gnome somewhere in the background.

 

[anliteralidiot]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

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Jason could redeem himself by dubbing, and stealing, the video like Markiplier did for his parody:

 

[Brap God]

Jason could redeem himself by dubbing, and stealing, the video like Markiplier did for his parody

Not only would that require him to swallow his ego, the Markiplier video is more poking fun at the guy because he's such a massive meme instead of shitting on him.

 

[BadTanMan]

Meatcanyon sucked on a dildo for a sponsorship, he's not going to call out someone being a sexpest.
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I'm not surprised. Meatcanyon's videos would be classified as fetish videos if it were not for the veil of parody. On one hand his content is funny, on the other it should be isolated to newgrounds or somesuch websites. I'm willing to bet he has some furry/LGBT affinities in his closet.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Not only would that require him to swallow his ego, the Markiplier video is more poking fun at the guy because he's such a massive meme instead of shitting on him.

That's why it would redeem him, because it's something he is incapable of doing.

 

[Facom]

redeem him

He's too far gone.



Sorry what, where in the video is it making fun of the "haters"? Is this guy a FUCKING RETARD?

 

[Brap God]

Sorry what, where in the video is it making fun of the "haters"? Is this guy a FUCKING RETARD?

From what I've seen of his discord, that Action Dan guy is the most retarded nigger in Thor's flock.

 

[canalCrab]

He's too far gone.

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Sorry what, where in the video is it making fun of the "haters"? Is this guy a FUCKING RETARD?
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>The other problem is that the haters will also see it at face-value, and not understand that thte video is also making fun of them, too.
How's it making fun of the "haters"?

 

[Jarch6]

How could MeatCanyon forget to mention his defcon badges or hacking powerplants or whatever the fuck it was. Not to mention the lack of "wheelhouse" or "insane behavior". 9/10, I hope it makes mald seethe.

At least he got the "lecturing with MS paint as a chalkboard" and his "I was a Blizzard employee btw" catchphrase. I imagine Meat was trying to strike while the iron's hot so he didn't have time to search up and include every single Maldy in-joke, but it is a shame that he didn't include the gnome in the background.

 

[invisibult plus+]

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It wasn’t as crazy as something like XQC’s, but if it got Mald to mald, it got the job done.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

since mald's last minute decision to take a vacation, likely to wait for drama to blow over, quin got his old roommate/co-worker to drop more details of his (lack of) work at blizzard and disgusting/disrespectful tendencies as a roommate, and meatcanyon drops a parody video. mald must be malding right now.

Although it's clear MeatCanyon was working on the video since at least when he teased it and released when it was finished, I wouldn't be surprised at all if Mald acts like the release was somehow specifically timed for his vacation (despite no advance notice of said vacation) as some sort of dirty trick. His audience is dumb enough to believe the video could have been made in one day if that's what Mald tells them.

 

[Jobama]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

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Every animation this guy makes has the exact same punchline.

 

[GoharMaria]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

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Horrifying, except he should have been eating his own ass.

 

[Retink Retunk]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

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That's terrifying and disgusting, but I don't think it really captures the Maldy experience.

 

[canalCrab]

Horrifying, except he should have been eating his own ass.

Pretty sure by the end of it, he did.

 

[Fat At The Internet]

Not a big surprise where he gets his inspiration.

 

[Forklift Certified]

also maybe something to do with the idiom of putting your foot in your mouth.

I thought he is "full of himself"... welp english idom's are bitch if its your second language...

Perhaps the only miss with this video is that he decided to post it while Jason is on "vacation" and is not forced to delete 1000+ more chat users mentioning it because it's hot & new, but that's a meta issue and not a problem with the contents itself.

I think this is the wrong mindset... if papa meat has his own schedule why he need to give up that, more precisely for what? Papa meat should release his videos when he wishes it to do so, and not sooner or later just to cader toward a furry faggot victim complexes to inflict "maximum effect"...

What you asking from papa meat is he should put his video couple of feet away... is just like what mald did whit his mail box to annoy the Comcast worker and be a nuisance to them...

 

[FrogMinutes]

He's too far gone.

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Sorry what, where in the video is it making fun of the "haters"? Is this guy a FUCKING RETARD?
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danny boy is unaware that we live in an age where you can Feed AI 1000's of hours of streams.
and ask it to find anytime a specific word or phrase comes up.

we are in a new age of Cyber bullying.

you can't even call anyone using this Stalker Child tech no life's anymore.
anyone can just go "Computer, is this bitch a little Bitch?" and the AI will just give you anytime he was a bitch.
You'd think someone who's a master hacker would have an audience that would be aware how easily things can found
with a little bit of knowhow and AI.