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lol it's like a treasure trove of pain and misery

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So does this mean that Chris's wizard powers have been retroactively revoked, or does he still get to keep them via a grandfather clause?
 
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CricketVonChirp said:
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Why dont they do what Chris Chan apparently did and hire a prostitute? It's not like they have great reputations with women in the first place to even worry about, and by the time youre calling women "succubi" youre so fucking far gone to the point where they arent even women to you. But paying someone to pity fuck you somehow is where you draw the line and suddenly you have pride and that devalues the act or something? Having your stupid incel pride at that point is literally just lose/lose.
 
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The only thing I remember about the first thread on these fine gentlemen was that one dude said he stomped on a baby bird once.

It's something like 4 years later and I still say to myself "who the fuck does that"
 
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Hello Wizard apprentice here

I was banned from Wizchan for discussing that I liked to watch webcam girls. Apparently the mods had banned non-cartoon porn and I was not informed of this.

I signed in under a new alias and I was banned again for discussing how I was training in martial arts. Apparently this counts as a social activity that is automatically banned.

The community has taken a nosedive ever since L'Affaire Zoe Quinn. It appears Magicchan is even worse.

I'm thinking about starting an alternative online community for wizards that is about fellowship instead of bum fights about what constitutes a "true wizard."
 
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Andrew09876 said:
Hello Wizard apprentice here

I was banned from Wizchan for discussing that I liked to watch webcam girls. Apparently the mods had banned non-cartoon porn and I was not informed of this.

I signed in under a new alias and I was banned again for discussing how I was training in martial arts. Apparently this counts as a social activity that is automatically banned.

The community has taken a nosedive ever since L'Affaire Zoe Quinn. It appears Magicchan is even worse.

I'm thinking about starting an alternative online community for wizards that is about fellowship instead of bum fights about what constitutes a "true wizard."
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Are you a true wizard? (30+ year old virgin?)
 
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Ruin said:
Are you a true wizard? (30+ year old virgin?)
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Nope, I'm still an apprentice but I'm getting there.

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Why dont they do what Chris Chan apparently did and hire a prostitute? It's not like they have great reputations with women in the first place to even worry about, and by the time youre calling women "succubi" youre so fucking far gone to the point where they arent even women to you. But paying someone to pity fuck you somehow is where you draw the line and suddenly you have pride and that devalues the act or something? Having your stupid incel pride at that point is literally just lose/lose.
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Well until about two years ago I was a ward of the state as a mental patient and I had absolutely no money or freedom. Plenty of wizards are in a state of abject dependency and have no money to spare and often have to answer to overlords who would never allow such a thing (prostitution) anyway. The Wheel of Fortune has spun my way as of late, as I have gotten a job as a stockman at a big box retailer and I have moved into an SRO. Most wizards will never get the chance I did.
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
Everything about these people's worldview is so stupid as shit that it pretty much originates from a meme. Thats probably my favorite thing about Wizards.
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A meme which suggests the optimal age for losing virginity is illegal in many US states, no less. It takes a special kind of exceptional individual to take that seriously.
 
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Chemical snorfare said:
Depending on your personal hygene, you may need to hand in your robe.

good luck with that.
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My personal hygiene actually sucks. I wash up because it's something I have to do if I want to do something outside of my room. I prefer to never shower, shave or change clothes. I am so glad to be out of the group home so nobody makes me do those things.

As far as turning in my robe--let's just say I'm not pressing my luck. Dame Fortune is blind and things can go awry very quickly.
 
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Bugaboo said:
The only thing I remember about the first thread on these fine gentlemen was that one dude said he stomped on a baby bird once.

It's something like 4 years later and I still say to myself "who the fuck does that"
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Someone who is very angry at the world but lacks the courage or wherewithal to do something truly horrendous like go on a spree killing. Plenty of wizards and apprentices are like that. I was like that and I still am when I'm in a bad mood.
 
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