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Love how Daniel fucked off to the redwoods for a weekend to give her time to pack in peace and her response was that he was going on a dream vacation she'd planned. As if she'd ever said anything about the redwoods, or as if any "dream vacation" for her ever involved an in-state trip. Remember how mad she got about camping?

If Daniel had chosen to stick around this weekend we'd have had nonstop "I feel so unsafe, every time I put things into a box he's giving me mean looks and abusing me with his eyes and voice, I'm breaking down from trauma, he won't leave me alone to pack because he says I'll steal his stuff."
 
I'd love to know how the tardwrangling situation is being handled. Are they simply notifying her with "Becky, you need to delete that" or does someone have her login and regularly sifting through to delete shit that'll have a negative impact outside of Bluesky?
I think it’s just that Becky posts things without thinking when in a BPD rage, then realises later that it was a stupid thing to post and deletes it.
 
I think it’s just that Becky posts things without thinking when in a BPD rage, then realises later that it was a stupid thing to post and deletes it.
Hard agree. If someone was controlling Becky's social media accounts to any degree whatsoever she'd have whined about it. These abusive MEN are shutting ME (a man) UP.

It's also been a longstanding rule that anyone in her orbit isn't allowed to look at her Tweets/Skeets/Sheets/Shites. That's rape don'tchaknow.
 
Daniel fucked off to the redwoods for a weekend to give her time to pack in peace and her response was that he was going on a dream vacation she'd planned.
So agreed. To me, the funniest part of this little happening is that she thinks anyone would believe a cabin in the redwoods with peace and quiet to read is her "dream vacation."

I've seen Girlfriend Chameleons (and men too, tbh) react like this when things start to settle into normal relationship rhythm and they have a hard time doing upkeep on the persona they crafted to lure the other person in. Becky SO DESPERATELY wants Daniel to see her as some kooky librarian type who loves nothing more than a good book and a cuddle by the fire, followed by a rousing discussion of literature.

But he's lived with her for ten years now and he knows who she actually is, which is a stoner with a penchant for MCU slop and, at most, sibcest erotica on AO3.

I suspect part of this flailing on her part about books and such is that SHE legitimately believed she was a "book girl" despite evidence to the contrary and Daniel was like "lol you don't even read."
 
Love how Daniel fucked off to the redwoods for a weekend to give her time to pack in peace

He's a mega tard for even getting into this in the first place, but Daniel is definitely handling this 100x better than the sea hag by not posting anything and staying away as much as possible. Maybe mystery 'wife' is putting a backbone and some common sense into him?

Hopefully (lol) Jackson sees how he's a non-entity in this whole stupid arc and acts accordingly. He won't, bc he's a whipped gooner faggot, but perhaps some family members can finally sit him down and ask if this how he wants to spend his life.
 
Being in a majority-Spanish speaking area even in SoCal means you're in an area with more poverty and crime than the average. East LA, which I mentioned earlier having almost 9 in 10 residents who speak Spanish as their primary language, is a place where ~50% of residents dropped out of school before high school graduation.

For a normal person, this would be an accurate assumption if they said they were moving to a "majority-Spanish" neighborhood. But as has been said many times in this thread, you have to do a Beckyish-to-English translation. So it's less "I'm living in East LA and playing 'fireworks or gunshots' every fifteen minutes," or even "I'm living in the barrio and the neighbors won't stop blasting mariachi music on Saturday nights," and more "I saw one (1) ad in Spanish (or, thrillingly, a pop up taco stall in a Target parking lot) while I was being driven to my brand new mall-adjacent townhome in Thousand Oaks".
 
Does Daniel's mother even speak English?
Probably. Most Germans do speak at least some English, and a lot speak it fluently (embarrassingly often better than native speakers).
I don't know what it might look like after they separate their housing situation, and it's plausible Daniel has to kick over an amount of money depending on the custody situation, but even then a final court order WILL take into account contributions like health insurance, so it's still entirely possible she gets nothing.
It's entirely possible the only thing he's on the hook for is child support. Possibly not, but California has (unsurprisingly) some of the most liberal laws in the country regarding child support in "alternative" family structures. Not only is he the genetic father of the child, he is on the birth certificate, and he has been (pathetically but legally) acting as a parent of the child. Any of those things, by itself, could put him on the hook, but all three almost guarantees it.

It's entirely possible he doesn't owe Becky herself a damn thing.
She's married to a lawyer
Who is perhaps the only lawyer on the planet less competent than Nick Rekieta on laughing gas. This is a buffoon who had to ask Twitter for advice on how to change a name (not even a gender marker) because he couldn't figure it out, even though just California name change has, as the first hit, a site that not only explains it but even has a pdf of the form you need.

Basically, he's a legal moron even by normal, average nonlawyer standards.
 
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It'll be interesting to see how the dynamics change once Bex no longer has Daniel home to be her chew toy.

Jackson also no longer has someone to really act as a lightning rod when Bex gets antsy or someone to tell him maybe he needs to head off the next Bex meltdown by doing something.

Since Daniel has been quits, Jackson quite notably also isnt doing nice things for Bex either - I suspect Daniel would tell Jackson when he needed to actually do shit to keep Bex happy - but hes getting a pass till Bexs fury at Daniel eases off. But, that wont last forever.

Samm is a bit of a non-factor. He makes bearly anything and the few times Bex has whined for attention - Sam thinks its genuinely that she just wants recognition and splashes out on a card. Which is more effort than her actual husband puts in - but because its not lobster nachos or a Lego millennium falcon - its considered a trash offering.

Speaking of - I wonder if Sam and Troon will also move to the townhouse?

He did apparently have a girlfriend a while back

Jackson seemed to get "approval" to have a side piece during the babymaking saga. I guess that was his consolation for letting Daniel knock up his wife via expensive turkey basting.

But it was interesting because Bex butted into that relationship in a very passive aggressive way. She'd tweet about how it was going, posted how she met the girlfriend and omg they get on so well! Posted about how "sweet" it was that she and Jackson were doing the "you hang up, no you hang up" lovebirds thing. Even live tweeted to tell her followers how the telephone call breakup went down.

Both cucks generally respected Bexs other relationships and let it stay private + rarely intervene in them (even when it would be understandable to do so). You know if it had been Jackson doing the same to Sam, it would be considered a bit creepy and possessive.

Just to me it felt like Bex at the time smiled at the gf while provibally pissing up Jacksons leg - all to make clear thats she will be part of the package - and Jackson doesn't want to be rescued from this marriage. The breakup came after a few weeks of this behavior from Bex.

Love how Daniel fucked off to the redwoods for a weekend to give her time to pack in peace and her response was that he was going on a dream vacation she'd planned. As if she'd ever said anything about the redwoods, or as if any "dream vacation" for her ever involved an in-state trip. Remember how mad she got about camping?

I think they did a cabin holiday a year or so before hannah. So not like something they hadn't done before really.

He's a mega tard for even getting into this in the first place, but Daniel is definitely handling this 100x better than the sea hag by not posting anything and staying away as much as possible. Maybe mystery 'wife' is putting a backbone and some common sense into him?

Hopefully (lol) Jackson sees how he's a non-entity in this whole stupid arc and acts accordingly. He won't, bc he's a whipped gooner faggot, but perhaps some family members can finally sit him down and ask if this how he wants to spend his life.

Daniel's absolutely read up on how to Grey rock his way thru Bexs nonsense - but not enough to say "I'm only going to continue communicating with you thru my lawyer" yet.

Jacksons family (or at least, his mom) have never really been Bex fans - but have resigned themselves to the relationship continuing for a few decades now. Considering that word of Daniel's mom complaining to Mama Gerber got back to Bex - I'm certain Jackson is the reason she knows that.

They may feel a certain way about it. But talking to Jackson likely leads to Bex learning about it and twisting it to sound worse than what was actually said. So why make the effort when it'll only peeve Jackson and get Bex on your back?
 
She mentioned the cat moving with them so Sam is likely coming too since it's his cat.

I do wonder who gets custody of the troon though. Maybe he's just sitting in his room and no one even remembers he's still there
If the new woman is sane and even mildly interested in her children, that troon is eating concrete or being dragged by the leash by Becky and gets to enjoy a closet for his new unemployed/unemployable goongave.
 
I wonder who'll slip up in a way that leads us to Daniel's "replacement wife's" dox, Becky or Daniel?

It seems like Daniel definitely told her "I'm moving my new girlfriend in whether you're here or not when I'm back from my vacation," which is why Becky had to move right away. But she of course decided to push it and see if maybe he was bluffing. He was not.
 
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