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Reminder that the average Fat Rick panel has more people on the panel than in the audience (12:00)
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Why doesn't he take his hat off indoors? It's rude and he looks like a literal sped.
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Damn, his head is fat, the hat only accentuates it. It's like a sausage straining against it's casing. Also funny that he's putting on his deep serious author voice for this panel of literally whos.
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Hey, Kat Richardson is actually a real author, a pretty good one at that. I don't understand how she got lumped in with a bunch of Pat-tier has-beens and never-weres.
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They're looking at him like he either gave the loudest smelliest fart ever or said some extremely cringe.
At least they're not making people wear masks like some conventions are still doing.
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I don't know, it looks bizarre when it's also a backwards ballcap. Like, I can understand if you work outdoors and want to keep the sun out of your eyes and you walk into a gas station or something, but he doesnt do that, and he's at a panel. The hat also isn't part of some elaborate getup or costume. He just looks like a faggot. A fat faggot.
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lol
Also, "more people on the panel than in the audience" is an exaggeration, but not by much. I counted 8 people in the audience.
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Because he's a stealthy geek. He's the cool guy at the table who drives a mustang, has a motorcycle and guns. But he's also a geek !
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Some say that AI images are becoming too realistic. That soon we will have no idea what is real and what is simulated.
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Rick is literally too stupid to understand why it is stupid. Tolkien created the Black Speech to be pure evil. Nobody should talk in this shit.
Elrond practically bitch-slapped Gandalf, yes, GANDALF himself, just for uttering it in his demesne. The book makes it a lot more clear (as well as why Gandalf actually uttered it), which is why Rick is obviously just a movies guy. He never read the books.
Imagine being a fat, middle-aged dude, and still somehow thinking that wearing a baseball hat backwards is somehow cool. He should neck. Who the FUCK does this?
Also I forgot to note how FAT he is. How is this dude so fat?
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No, child. You can't. They'd definitely be alright with being a pedophile, but they don't accept infidel pedophiles. An far worse, an infidel that willingly befriends what's obviously a swine walking on two legs like Rick? Haram, stalker! Enjoy Jahannam.
And have you seen his chest? It looks like he has tits!
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It's not just that, it's the constant t-shirts in public as well. I feel like there comes a time in every adult mans life where you realize that t-shirts are childish and and you get some nice button downs and flannels.
A nice shirt has the added benefit of slimming out down, which is something Pat needs because he's so FAT.
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He NEEDS to wear those T-shirts that are two sizes too small to show off his pecs, child. And also, when it comes time to tear open your shirt and be a big macho man, it's cooler to rip the actual fabric instead of just buttons and their thread.
Of course, he would never tear one of his shirts on purpose because they're something hip and referential like SLURM! or star wars. The only time a shirt is tearing open on Pat is when they're from 15+ years and 60 pounds ago, and the threads are so old and worn that they give up the ghost and the whole shirt splits open at the seams, exposing his glistening sweaty belly to passersby.
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Oi mate, u got a loicense for that "bruv"?
"Shut your entire self the fuck up" is such a faggy insult.
The pests are rarely around on Threads, making Rick feel emboldened enough to post shit like this about kids.
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God damn it why is everything he does pooner coded
He looks like a butch lesbian here
As has been constantly stated in this thread Tolkien used a goblet someone sent him with the Ring poem in the Black Speech as an ashtray. Fat Rick supposedly got it tattooed on his person.
I know everything Fat Rick does is basically HEY I'M A HUGE RETARD LOOK AT HOW RETARDED I AM but there's some things you just shouldn't do if you know anything about LOTR, which Fat Rick doesn't except for watching the movies I guess.
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Similar to pooners, Fatrick likes to crib on literally anything masculine trope he possibly can but only at a basic surface level
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Whatever happened to Fatrick's cat Robert Mewler? That was his ban evasion account for months while he begged Twatter to give him his account back and forked up thousands to do so. His cat was quite cute if I recall, but I haven't seen hide nor hair of him in any of Pig Tit's posts but no mention of him passing either. Perhaps Robert Mewler got fat on the leftover niggeroni left in Fat's basement and died? Hope the kitty is okay, he deserves better than Fatrick and Big Nicholas.
I always forget that Pat has an Instagram, but like his Twitter he must rigorously monitor it. I looked at many posts and they are pristine, with only ass patters or actual friends commenting, I'm sure you could find some interesting tidbits if you looked at friends and ass patter profiles. Is there any social media site that Torque Squealer is not monitoring like a hawk?
Finally, as many have surmised, Titty Ricky has probably never read LOTR given its depth and how expansive it is. Come to think of it, Fat Pat never seems to read or post reviews. A huge part of authorship is consuming other materials, this helps with ideas, prose, construction, the flow of the texts, and seeing how you can improve; which Squeal Automatic is allergic to. There is also the matter that you can promote or give quotes for other author's books, which not only helps the author, it creates good will between the two authors, who can critique and help each other, but gets the author's name out there as well if people are keen on looking.
Question: I believe I saw a video where Pig Tits said his tattoo wasn't the one ring script but Klingon, I think it was on his YouTube channel even, a Klingon tattoo would track given his proclivity for sci-fi over fantasy, though he does live in quite the fantastical world of slatker children and him being under constant surveillance. Perhaps Patty Melt should become the next Ian Fleming and write about his harrowing adventures as a spy or private eye. He could do a veiled character called Spam Spade (a la The Maltese Falcon) and talk about all the broads he bangs while investigating who is stalking him and how many black men can fart into his partner Big Nicholas's vagina at once.
'Tis a mystery, but not all questions are answered in life, much like the great mystery of how Patrick gets off his ass each day and Tweets like his life depends on it and continually does so despite the irreparable harm it has brought him.
I always forget that Pat has an Instagram, but like his Twitter he must rigorously monitor it. I looked at many posts and they are pristine, with only ass patters or actual friends commenting, I'm sure you could find some interesting tidbits if you looked at friends and ass patter profiles. Is there any social media site that Torque Squealer is not monitoring like a hawk?
Finally, as many have surmised, Titty Ricky has probably never read LOTR given its depth and how expansive it is. Come to think of it, Fat Pat never seems to read or post reviews. A huge part of authorship is consuming other materials, this helps with ideas, prose, construction, the flow of the texts, and seeing how you can improve; which Squeal Automatic is allergic to. There is also the matter that you can promote or give quotes for other author's books, which not only helps the author, it creates good will between the two authors, who can critique and help each other, but gets the author's name out there as well if people are keen on looking.
Question: I believe I saw a video where Pig Tits said his tattoo wasn't the one ring script but Klingon, I think it was on his YouTube channel even, a Klingon tattoo would track given his proclivity for sci-fi over fantasy, though he does live in quite the fantastical world of slatker children and him being under constant surveillance. Perhaps Patty Melt should become the next Ian Fleming and write about his harrowing adventures as a spy or private eye. He could do a veiled character called Spam Spade (a la The Maltese Falcon) and talk about all the broads he bangs while investigating who is stalking him and how many black men can fart into his partner Big Nicholas's vagina at once.
'Tis a mystery, but not all questions are answered in life, much like the great mystery of how Patrick gets off his ass each day and Tweets like his life depends on it and continually does so despite the irreparable harm it has brought him.