Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

Occasionally my muhfuggin participles get out of line but I'm one of the three people on the Shiwi that knows what an Oxford comma is and does. My sentence was grammatically correct
i was always told that the oxford comma wasnt correct... which confused me because its called the OXFORD comma id assume the dictionary people would know what they're talking about
 
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I love NVLL, he is so cuuuute like OMG
Hot dog barks, nugget bites,
Pizza slices through the night,
Taco spins, burrito twirls,
French fries dance with salty swirls.

Chick-fil-A makes a moo sound,
Coca-Cola bubbling 'round,
Doughnut spins in circles tight,
Ketchup squirts with all its might.

But there's one thing we all ask...

What does the burger say?
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom!
Chew-chew-chew-chew-chompy-chomp!
Munch-munch-munch-munch-tasty-crunch!
What does the burger say?

Slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-soda-sip!
Dip-dip-dip-dip-chip-to-dip!
Chomp-chomp-chomp, burrito drop!
What does the burger say?

Grease on fries, buns in stacks,
Secret sauce on Big Mac snacks,
Onion rings that start to hum,
Everyone gets indigestion!

The fast food knows it all,
But no one can recall...
What does the burger say?
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom!
 
i was always told that the oxford comma wasnt correct
Bonus of speaking a living language, plus there are times it helps clarify intent
commas.webp
@(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥, @Hillel Hartmann, and I all paid attention in English class.
Not enough of a faggot to actually put in the effort but there is a smug little homo in my soul that wants to memorize the entirety of the I-before-E rule
 
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