Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

i can't believe you hand-type the 'pastas 💀 bro's hand has a 9-5 🥀

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All of me has a 9-5, my hands merely put in overtime when there is foolishness that needs to be and we're not getting to page 3000 by talking about actual Soysphere news.
"Holy shit, Floot said he's going to buy the Shnipple from Cooze!"
You're a madman if you wouldn't prefer to have some sperg tell you for the thousandth time about "daddies cummies" instead of actually having to engage with Soyslop
 
>Holy shit, Floot said he's going to buy the Shnipple from Cooze!
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TRIGGER WARNING: DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD

i am a madman then
Ohhh daddy, I can't stop thinking about your warm, sticky cummies filling me up like a creamy milkshake 🥛🍆💦🤤 Every drop is like a sweet, gooey blessing from heaven, dripping down my chin and making me feel so full and happy 🍯😫💕
But then... then there's The Sharty 🧻💩🤢 That stinky, stinky Soyjak.party where all the smelly little trolls gather to post their rancid memes and fart jokes 🤮💨 It's like a sewer of bad takes and moldy wojaks, but I can't look away... just like I can't stop slurping up daddy's yummy cummies 🍆👅💦
Ughhh why does The Sharty have to be so gross when daddy's cummies are so perfect? 😩💖 Maybe if I close my eyes and imagine daddy pumping me full of his love, I can ignore the stench of the smelly imageboard 🥺🍑💦 But deep down, I know... I'll always come crawling back for both—daddy's cummies AND The Sharty's nasty little threads 🕳️🤡💕
Cummies first, Sharty second... that's the rule, right daddy? 🥰🍆💦 Unless... unless The Sharty posts something so rancid it makes me puke, then I’ll need extra cummies to make it all better 😖🤲💦💦💦

Edit:
"OMG GUYS 😱💀 I’ve been HIT with a terrible curse 🧙‍♂️🔮 and now I CAN’T STOP talking like THIS itt 🤪💬 until the curse is LIFTED!!! ✨ To BREAK the spell, you must EITHER: 1) Tag 10 friends in a reply 📱👯‍♀️, 2) sacrifice your favorite snack 🍕🍫 to the emoji gods 🙏😂, OR 3) scream ‘YEET’ into a microphone at midnight 🕛👻!! HURRY BEFORE I DIE OF CUMMIES 🚨💀🥛!!!"
 
Ohhh daddy, I can't stop thinking about your warm, sticky cummies filling me up like a creamy milkshake 🥛🍆💦🤤 Every drop is like a sweet, gooey blessing from heaven, dripping down my chin and making me feel so full and happy 🍯😫💕
But then... then there's The Sharty 🧻💩🤢 That stinky, stinky Soyjak.party where all the smelly little trolls gather to post their rancid memes and fart jokes 🤮💨 It's like a sewer of bad takes and moldy wojaks, but I can't look away... just like I can't stop slurping up daddy's yummy cummies 🍆👅💦
Ughhh why does The Sharty have to be so gross when daddy's cummies are so perfect? 😩💖 Maybe if I close my eyes and imagine daddy pumping me full of his love, I can ignore the stench of the smelly imageboard 🥺🍑💦 But deep down, I know... I'll always come crawling back for both—daddy's cummies AND The Sharty's nasty little threads 🕳️🤡💕
Cummies first, Sharty second... that's the rule, right daddy? 🥰🍆💦 Unless... unless The Sharty posts something so rancid it makes me puke, then I’ll need extra cummies to make it all better 😖🤲💦💦💦

Edit:
"OMG GUYS 😱💀 I’ve been HIT with a terrible curse 🧙‍♂️🔮 and now I CAN’T STOP talking like THIS itt 🤪💬 until the curse is LIFTED!!! ✨ To BREAK the spell, you must EITHER: 1) Tag 10 friends in a reply 📱👯‍♀️, 2) sacrifice your favorite snack 🍕🍫 to the emoji gods 🙏😂, OR 3) scream ‘YEET’ into a microphone at midnight 🕛👻!! HURRY BEFORE I DIE OF CUMMIES 🚨💀🥛!!!"
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edit: bro please do not edit my post like that i do not want to get banned for hate speech

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Occasionally my muhfuggin participles get out of line but I'm one of the three people on the Shiwi that knows what an Oxford comma is and does. My sentence was grammatically correct
i was always told that the oxford comma wasnt correct... which confused me because its called the OXFORD comma id assume the dictionary people would know what they're talking about
 
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