Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

>"it is imperative we must edit this neo-nazi j6ther's post mid message to add the n beside the m to make this individual look like a diddy blud"
View attachment 7733376

I have made a minor typo that immediately reminded a "perfectly normal" person of a child's vagina, it's so over

 

[Tread Miller]

I have made a minor typo that immediately reminded a "perfectly normal" person of a child's vagina, it's so over

i can't believe you hand-type the 'pastas bro's hand has a 9-5

Last edited: A moment ago​

 

[Jotch]

This is not a safe space for disabled transgender women of color.

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

I have made a minor typo

you are a pedophile

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

i can't believe you hand-type the 'pastas bro's hand has a 9-5

Last edited: A moment ago​

All of me has a 9-5, my hands merely put in overtime when there is foolishness that needs to be and we're not getting to page 3000 by talking about actual Soysphere news.
"Holy shit, Floot said he's going to buy the Shnipple from Cooze!"
You're a madman if you wouldn't prefer to have some sperg tell you for the thousandth time about "daddies cummies" instead of actually having to engage with Soyslop

 

[Tread Miller]

You're a madman if you wouldn't prefer to have some sperg tell you for the thousandth time about "daddies cummies" instead of actually having to engage with Soyslop

i am a madman then

 

[Azure05]

Shut this shithole down already

 

[Coberald]

>Holy shit, Floot said he's going to buy the Shnipple from Cooze!

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

TRIGGER WARNING: DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD

i am a madman then

Ohhh daddy, I can't stop thinking about your warm, sticky cummies filling me up like a creamy milkshake Every drop is like a sweet, gooey blessing from heaven, dripping down my chin and making me feel so full and happy
But then... then there's The Sharty That stinky, stinky Soyjak.party where all the smelly little trolls gather to post their rancid memes and fart jokes It's like a sewer of bad takes and moldy wojaks, but I can't look away... just like I can't stop slurping up daddy's yummy cummies
Ughhh why does The Sharty have to be so gross when daddy's cummies are so perfect? Maybe if I close my eyes and imagine daddy pumping me full of his love, I can ignore the stench of the smelly imageboard But deep down, I know... I'll always come crawling back for both—daddy's cummies AND The Sharty's nasty little threads
Cummies first, Sharty second... that's the rule, right daddy? Unless... unless The Sharty posts something so rancid it makes me puke, then I’ll need extra cummies to make it all better

Edit:
"OMG GUYS I’ve been HIT with a terrible curse and now I CAN’T STOP talking like THIS itt until the curse is LIFTED!!! To BREAK the spell, you must EITHER: 1) Tag 10 friends in a reply , 2) sacrifice your favorite snack to the emoji gods , OR 3) scream ‘YEET’ into a microphone at midnight !! HURRY BEFORE I DIE OF CUMMIES !!!"

 

[Tread Miller]

Ohhh daddy, I can't stop thinking about your warm, sticky cummies filling me up like a creamy milkshake Every drop is like a sweet, gooey blessing from heaven, dripping down my chin and making me feel so full and happy
But then... then there's The Sharty That stinky, stinky Soyjak.party where all the smelly little trolls gather to post their rancid memes and fart jokes It's like a sewer of bad takes and moldy wojaks, but I can't look away... just like I can't stop slurping up daddy's yummy cummies
Ughhh why does The Sharty have to be so gross when daddy's cummies are so perfect? Maybe if I close my eyes and imagine daddy pumping me full of his love, I can ignore the stench of the smelly imageboard But deep down, I know... I'll always come crawling back for both—daddy's cummies AND The Sharty's nasty little threads
Cummies first, Sharty second... that's the rule, right daddy? Unless... unless The Sharty posts something so rancid it makes me puke, then I’ll need extra cummies to make it all better

Edit:
"OMG GUYS I’ve been HIT with a terrible curse and now I CAN’T STOP talking like THIS itt until the curse is LIFTED!!! To BREAK the spell, you must EITHER: 1) Tag 10 friends in a reply , 2) sacrifice your favorite snack to the emoji gods , OR 3) scream ‘YEET’ into a microphone at midnight !! HURRY BEFORE I DIE OF CUMMIES !!!"

kys

edit: bro please do not edit my post like that i do not want to get banned for hate speech

Last edited by (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥: A moment ago ​

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

Last edited by (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥: A moment ago

I was far too optimistic and thought a janny did an actual funny instead of just fattly frowning at this thread

 

[Kyle Parson]

I have made a minor typo that immediately reminded a "perfectly normal" person of a child's vagina, it's so over

 

[Tread Miller]

I was far too optimistic and thought a janny did an actual funny instead of just fattly frowning at this thread

of course jannies would NOT fattly frown at this thread, every janny here is obese OF AVERAGE WEIGHT by default

Last edited by a moderator: A moment ago​

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

View attachment 7733736

Occasionally my muhfuggin participles get out of line but I'm one of the three people on the Shiwi that knows what an Oxford comma is and does. My sentence was grammatically correct

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

Occasionally my muhfuggin participles get out of line but I'm one of the three people on the Shiwi that knows what an Oxford comma is and does. My sentence was grammatically correct

Well, I, for one, disagree with your statement.

 

[Kyle Parson]

@(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥, @Hillel Hartmann, and I all paid attention in English class.

 

[Jotch]

@(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥, @Hillel Hartmann, and I all paid attention in English class.

You are clearly brown and retarded and probably muslim.

 

[Kyle Parson]

You are clearly brown and retarded and probably muslim.

*You are clearly brown, retarded, and probably a Muslim.

 

[dcss]

Shut this literal shithole down no way the kuzburger arc was better than all of this

 

[ChudJack009]

Occasionally my muhfuggin participles get out of line but I'm one of the three people on the Shiwi that knows what an Oxford comma is and does. My sentence was grammatically correct

i was always told that the oxford comma wasnt correct... which confused me because its called the OXFORD comma id assume the dictionary people would know what they're talking about