Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

He seems like a decent guy but his conspiracy theories are fucking retarded. He's more intelligent than Jack (which isn't saying much) but he's definitely not very bright either

All the Scalfatties are into conspiracies. It's frankly amazing how all three of them are so gullible.

 

[Whaler]

He moved onto a career of working in a used shoe distribution warehouse moving boxes around.

I believe Jack Jr and the place he worked referred to him as a warehouse specialist, which sounds even dumber.

 

[Laura Pallmall]

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"Sorry guise, new Jack on the Go is gonna be delayed for a couple weeks, my bowels are being obliterated by cryptosporidium"

 

[AnOminous]

Also Rob is fun to watch and listen to. He genuinely seems like a decent kind of guy.

Wholesome chungus energy.

At best, they reach renolds wrap level when he should be reaching for NASA gold foil level hattery. If I'm not choking on my laughter it's a weak conspiracy and you should do better, damnit.

You should never use Reynolds Wrap in your tinfoil hat. It is not tin. This is the conspiracy. Unlike tin, which blocks the orbital mind control lasers, aluminum actually acts as an antenna for them and amplifies them. Know the difference. It could save your life!

 

[the khat quaffer]

"Sorry guise, new Jack on the Go is gonna be delayed for a couple weeks, my bowels are being obliterated by cryptosporidium"

He'd just shrug it off like any other flash-in-the-pan salmonella infection. The only victim here would be Tammy

 

[Laura Pallmall]

Osmosis Jones set inside Jack would look like biological Fallujah

 

[Tiresome]

Unlike tin, which blocks the orbital mind control lasers, aluminum actually acts as an antenna for them and amplifies them.

Of course you can use aluminum, but put it as the outer layer over the tin! This will amplify the Rays and reflect it right back at Them!

 

[Adamska]

All the Scalfatties are into conspiracies. It's frankly amazing how all three of them are so gullible.

It makes a lot more sense when you remember they grew up in a Jovo household though. That tends to mess you up in a lot of ways.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Wait a minute, I thought "AI bad"! How could Jack do this to us???

Its even funnier that Jack posted this on the same day he uploaded this video



Then again Jack is really stupid since he said this about journalism, which say what you will about it, but he's really confusing journalism with english classes



But in general when this dumbass pretends to be wise or witty, he comes across as stupider or more hypocritical than he intends either from him not listening to his own advice or complaining about more petty BS







(Reminder that Jack hates when media has political agendas but here he is openly advocating for marketing teams to make their commercials align with his own politics)



Anyway Jack gives health advice he doesn't follow or has misinformation






Random access humor while being wrong about politics





Another "I LUV MOMMYWIFE" post

 

[Adamska]

I guess fatboy loves goiters, because that's what the iodine is for; to help with your hormone regulation. You actually need a little bit of it and it's a simple health hack to do. Also sea salt has other forms of salts, not all of them good despite the efforts to clean it out.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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Fighting for good service/products? Like rolling around in an electric scooter and counting how many froot loops are in your great value EXXXTRA BIG ASS cereal box?

Also Re: blue jeans

Getting Chris-chan in jail vibes from her. Also how self-aware of Jack to dress himself up like a giant hamburger. What a walking talking waddling gurgling stereotypical fat fuck. Nice that he got two working arms here.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Iodine is added to table salt, and is a very important micronutrient. Fatty's goiter saga coming soon?

 

[Tiresome]

It makes a lot more sense when you remember they grew up in a Jovo household though. That tends to mess you up in a lot of ways.

Actually very trenchant, it's instilled from birth that the entire world and all its institutions are a fundamental spiritual and often bodily threat to you in all ways. It'd be very hard to escape that hyper-persecuted mindset even after leaving.

 

[The Stranger]

Conservitards fail basic reading comprehension: thinks "drops 22-count defamation lawsuit on Candace Owens" means they're withdrawing the case

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Conservitards fail basic reading comprehension: think "drops 22-count defamation lawsuit on Candace Owens" means they're withdrawing the case
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The whole thing is ridiculous.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Conservitards fail basic reading comprehension: thinks "drops 22-count defamation lawsuit on Candace Owens" means they're withdrawing the case
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The whole thing is ridiculous.

It's even worse than that. The lawsuit was not dropped, fatty fell for fake news as conservatives always do

 

[The Stranger]

The lawsuit was not dropped, fatty fell for fake news as conservatives always do

The article wasn't fake news, the headline was just worded like "they dropped a bomb on them" and the conservitards took it as "they dropped the case" because they're, well, retarded.
Link to article

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Anyway Jack gives health advice he doesn't follow or has misinformation

This faggot thinks table salt isn't real salt? It's the same fucking thing the only difference is one was buried underground for several millions of years and the other one wasn't.

The article wasn't fake news, the headline was just worded like "they dropped a bomb on them" and the conservitards took it as "they dropped the case" because they're, well, retarded.
Link to article

Most people like Fatty only read the headline anyway.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Hey cousin Jimmy…I know you are reading….you don’t have to put up with Jack’s abusive bullshit.

He called you “Father of the year…”. Fuck that. He choked his own his kid out to satisfy snaggletooth tammy and he bullies Junior around. Then god struck down his choking arm.

Dump that fat blimp on the side of the road where he belongs and live your life. Jack only brings people down. You can be cool and sneed with us here. We don’t need any inside gossip. Just understand that Jack is a fat crippled bitch that will take you down the moment you succeed.

You deserve better. Cut off the fat gimp.

 

[AnOminous]

Random access humor while being wrong about politics

I lost 10 IQ points for just seeing these xeets from Jagoff. Now I'm legally retarded.