Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Useful_Mistake]

From x/danFORpat

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Come to think of it, Fat Pat never seems to read or post reviews. A huge part of authorship is consuming other materials, this helps with ideas, prose, construction, the flow of the texts, and seeing how you can improve; which Squeal Automatic is allergic to.

No, stalker child, he is one of the few people you’ll meet who has written more books than they have read.


(This is a vast insult to Garth Marenghi, Pat will never be a visionary dream weaver, or have a television show produced by Channel 4 that had a brief run in Peru)

 

[biguglyboy]

Pat's Darkplace is what he calls the cage in his basement where he keeps the black children before he grinds them into pepperoni.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Bang, stalker. faggotry of this magnitude shouldn’t even exist

 

[break these cuffs]

Bang, stalker. faggotry of this magnitude shouldn’t even exist

I'm now convinced that a little flag with the word bag written on it would come out of Pat's guns if we ever got a video of him shooting one. Some day Fat will work up the courage to pull the trigger.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I weighed a ton, he weighed six
we turned blacks into salami sticks...

 

[Uncle Buck]

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I weighed a ton, he weighed six
we turned blacks into salami sticks...

 

[YouTube Autist]

From x/danFORpat

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This is the gun you put in your own mouth. And pulled the trigger.
Bang, stalker.

How is this real?

 

[FinnSven]

Perhaps Robert Mewler got fat on the leftover niggeroni left in Fat's basement and died? Hope the kitty is okay, he deserves better than Fatrick and Big Nicholas.

The cat most likely got too close to the grinder and wound up being a niggeroni targeted at Chinese people.

Perhaps Patty Melt should become the next Ian Fleming and write about his harrowing adventures as a spy or private eye. He could do a veiled character called Spam Spade (a la The Maltese Falcon) and talk about all the broads he bangs while investigating who is stalking him and how many black men can fart into his partner Big Nicholas's vagina at once.

Rick couldn’t possibly write anything with a gritty tone.

Lardy tone is the best he can fatly do

 

[grey area]

Pat's tattoo is one of the most glaring aspects of his persona as an author, and I only call him that for clarity. He has the nerve to produce some of the most generic, ham-fisted shit to enable the only thing that matters to him as a writer: sitting on irrelevant panels at events like PEDOcon pretending to be a paragon of his field. He's like a worse Ernest Klein. Disgusting.

Pat never discusses books, only quotes movies and TV, has written fuck all in years (articles, short stories, novellas, whatever), and spends his constant free time being fat and stupid.

I hope we get a recording of the reading from his unfinished magnum opus, A Christmas Twink.

 

[Unknown God]

I'm now convinced that a little flag with the word bag written on it would come out of Pat's guns if we ever got a video of him shooting one. Some day Fat will work up the courage to pull the trigger.

I have pulled the trigger many times, stalker, as Bernell Trammel once found out. This is how you chose to end your life.

 

[neger psykolog]

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How is this real?

Why does this nigger pat waste his time writing sci-fi shit. He should be writing like a Mafia thriller or something. And the private eye is tracking down the stalker: "bang, stalker"

 

[RollingRock2]

He wrote a detective story and no one will publish it. It's about an adult Tiny Tim from a Christmas Carol hunting down a murderer who killed Ebenezer Scrooge. He attempts to write the character's accents phonetically. He released a sample page and it stunk.

 

[neger psykolog]

He wrote a detective story and no one will publish it. It's about an adult Tiny Tim from a Christmas Carol hunting down a murderer who killed Ebenezer Scrooge. He attempts to write the character's accents phonetically. He released a sample page and it stunk.

Unless the sample was telling a deranged stalker to put a revolver in their own mouth and blow their brains out then I wouldn't want to read it.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Why does this nigger pat waste his time writing sci-fi shit. He should be writing like a Mafia thriller or something. And the private eye is tracking down the stalker: "bang, stalker"

He should write a cybercrime thriller about Jackie Motherfucking Singh called "Where in the World is Owen A. Forrems"

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Question: I believe I saw a video where Pig Tits said his tattoo wasn't the one ring script but Klingon, I think it was on his YouTube channel even, a Klingon tattoo would track given his proclivity for sci-fi over fantasy,

If he said that, he's a goddamn liar (which is par for the course with him).

This is what Klingon script looks like:



This is what the inscription on the One Ring looks like:



And this is what Pat's tattoo looks like:




That shit ain't Klingon. Patrick got the Black Speech of Mordor etched on him like the know-nothing poser he is.

 

[RollingRock2]

I'm now convinced that a little flag with the word bag written on it would come out of Pat's guns if we ever got a video of him shooting one. Some day Fat will work up the courage to pull the trigger.

The Patrick Tomlinson Tough Guy School of Gunplay

 

[polyester]

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Why doesn't he take his hat off indoors? It's rude and he looks like a literal sped.

Because wearing a baseball cap backwards is what 12-year-old boys in the 1990s thought was "cool" and manly.
And Pat's developmental disorder prevented his brain from progressing past that point.

(Seriously, so much of his behavior, preferences, & choices are explainable by "he's mentally stuck at age 12".)

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

(Seriously, so much of his behavior, preferences, & choices are explainable by "he's mentally stuck at age 12".)

-Backwards baseball caps
-pop culture graphic shirts
-guns and cars are cool and machos
-always has to have the last word
-turning your bully's words into a retort is witty and clever
-always insinuate your enemies are gay when able
-say you fucked their mom
-black kids are premium deli meat (????)

sounds right to me, there are probably some I'm missing. What happened in middle school to pat. Did one of the minority kids already halfway through puberty take him from behind and make him squeal like a piggy in the showers after PE stunting his mental growth? That minority's name? @Judge Holden.

 

[Entomologist]

"Bang, Stalker."



The pests are playing with fire. Don't they know Pat has instrucTed the FBI to procure stool samples from the last criminal cyberstalking terrorist to infiltrate the half-hovel? The time draws near when we will all enjoy prison, stalkers.