Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Sunflower Samurai]

I wonder why they like that face so much.

ive always thought it was aping le angry reviewer face shtick of old

 

[Forklift Certified]

Its quite funny when you consider one of Malds "accolades" is his dad being a character in South Park. Ya know, that funny little show thats all about making caricatures of people and mocking them? These hypersenstive faggots genuinely have no values to speak of.

Ohh no he going to use this as validation in the future... I'm going to fucking calling it now...

>Remember my dad ? Yeeeea the south park no lifer character based on him... He is him !yeahhh... Just like me Jason feretfucker Thor Hall who recently got featured at meat canyon basically the zoomer version of south park... Well this thing runs in the family I guess.. we both worked in blizzard, actually I'm the first 2nd generation blizzard employee, now we both has a parody version of themselves... Also WE both game devz... Isn't that cool ? Yeaeeee stretch...

 

[Cuckoman]

It is amazing to think that this is all just because the autist refuses to admit he might be wrong on some completely trivial issues that almost no one cares about or gets worked up about.
He lies/exaggerates about being employed at Blizzard. So what, lots of people brag about things that are exaggerations.
He lies about his coding skills, so what, lots of people do. Why would I care about some retarded autist exaggerating or lying about his skills? There are fucking millions of autists that do this, why would this one be special?

I love it. But I am also amazed about how completely self-created the whole situation is. All these trivial things that no one really would care about, he manages to get it to blow up into a never ending shitstorm that keeps people interested and caring.
That is a skill. Getting this shit to blow up like this. And I love it,

I also love how now when he is on "vacation" his retarded fans in his discord steps up and displays their autism too, keeping the milk flowing when the main cow is away.
Bravo.
It feels like there is potential that this is no longer about just this autist himself but also about the whole collective of orbiters and fans surrounding him.

EDIT: also, how can this person have been (is still?) married? Just imagine sharing a household with someone this stubborn and arrogant that can never admit any mistake no matter how trivial. Not even bipolar women could ever be this annoying to be around.
Just imagine spending the whole day, every day, in the same house/room as this guy.

 

[FrogMinutes]

Ohh no he going to use this as validation in the future... I'm going to fucking calling it now...

if mald were funny, he'd cut his ""vacation"" short,
fire up a entire stream where he talks about the breast milk thing,
and spend like 4 hours on how he's 100% in the right about explaining correct breast feeding technique to the poor uninformed pregnant woman.

but no, that would be too fun for everyone.
including people who hate him. and he can't ever do that.

 

[kiwifarms net]

Just imagine spending the whole day, every day, in the same house/room as this guy.

His pooner wife is for sure practically a hostage. Narcissists love to isolate people so that they have no choice but to keep paying attention to them. Financial dependence, emotional dependence, etc. for the sole purpose of securing a safe and guaranteed source of narcissistic supply.

Also, if you want to see how he acts when he's pissed off but can't go full bore abusive narc because there's a camera on him, there's this incident where he quietly goes ballistic over a virtual plank of wood for half an hour:

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Fucking stupid dickhead doesn't even know Kiwi's. Banned from NZ.

Spoiler

2nd sexual abuse allegation

Wait, there's another?

 

[Officer Douche]

You want compromise? Hows this.
7 years at Blizzard I wanted unreal 5, I compromised, I used GameMaker instead.
I wanted to fuck a man in a fursuit, I compromised, I jacked off into his bedsheets.
You see where im goin?

 

[Goycast Guy]

It is very funny when these people treat "Kiwi Farms" like "Voldemort".

People in very left-leaning spaces are often like this. They act very aggressive towards their own over certain things being mentioned which is very funny. It’s why I eventually hate these people every single time I meet them. Insufferable personality types.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Lanza made another video, and I THINK hes the first (I think) to make a video addressing him letting a cat starve, timestamp 27:30

He also importantly compares it to how shay is caring for ALL the ferrets, and how its insane not to ONCE want to pick up the slack, and how bad this looks for a man wanting to run a GIANT ferret rescue

 

[tarzor]

Lanza made another video, and I THINK hes the first (I think) to make a video addressing him letting a cat starve

He also importantly compares it to how shay is caring for ALL the ferrets, and how its insane not to ONCE want to pick up the slack.

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

Of course. NOW it’s acceptable to make a video mocking Maldivious Fagtree. NOW that he is being dog piled. God it’s so pathetic and cowardly.

I mean fuck ‘the enemy’, but I just hate people follow the ‘trend’ and only makes fun of ‘approved targets’. Again, MeatCanyon is a fuckin coward.

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

PreserveTube, local:
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[Hooked on phobics]

Of course. NOW it’s acceptable to make a video mocking Maldivious Fagtree. NOW that he is being dog piled. God it’s so pathetic and cowardly.

I mean fuck ‘the enemy’, but u just hate people follow the ‘trend’ and only makes fun of ‘approved targets’. Again, MeatCanyon is a fuckin coward.

He WAS working on this as early, if not earlier, than july 17th (which is also mald birthday IIRC lol)

So calm down. I don't know his pace of work, but assuming he worked for WEEK before showing anything, he started july 10th, which is pretty much on par with MOST creators

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I love how pretty much everyone universally agreed that this dude is just the biggest Malding Faggot who ever lived.

 

[canalCrab]

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I love how pretty much everyone universally agreed that this dude is just the biggest Malding Faggot who ever lived.

He wasn't kicked out for gooning on the wall. That was only discovered after he was kicked out.

 

[NoCockatrice]

I'm yet to see a person with "angel bite" (piercing) who's not an annoying cunt.

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

He WAS working on this as early, if not earlier, than july 17th (which is also mald birthday IIRC lol)

So calm down. I don't know his pace of work, but assuming he worked for WEEK before showing anything, he started july 10th, which is pretty much on par with MOST creators

Oh dude, I don’t mean like he was taking too long to make it. I mean ‘now’ as in since the internet turned on Mald.

Maldavious has been a POS for a few years, the fact that MC is only mocking him AFTER the “clic” of e-celebs says it okay and have decreed that Mald is no longer off limits, is what makes MC a fucking coward.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I mean ‘now’ as in since the internet turned on Mald.

Ah. I misunderstood. Still, thats a mass majority of people you are talking about. I don't think its worth getting upset about normies being normies

 

[Miller]

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You want compromise? Hows this.
7 years at Blizzard I wanted unreal 5, I compromised, I used GameMaker instead.
I wanted to fuck a man in a fursuit, I compromised, I jacked off into his bedsheets.
You see where im goin?

The gnome, whatever happened there...

 

[Hooked on phobics]

The gnome, whatever happened there...

"I wanted to bang this gardening woman and offered the gnome for sex, and got slapped in the face. I compromised and shoved the gnome up my ENTIRE ass, the whole thing. "

 

[Hit Squad]

Lanza made another video, and I THINK hes the first (I think) to make a video addressing him letting a cat starve, timestamp 27:30

He also importantly compares it to how shay is caring for ALL the ferrets, and how its insane not to ONCE want to pick up the slack, and how bad this looks for a man wanting to run a GIANT ferret rescue

Lanza also covers the recent ban/pity me counter on Jason's streams and how it's just feeding into the troll cycle, as well the shoes, or lack thereof. Jesus, even an interview with Quintheo. Ouch... that call out on Khronos, that's gotta hurt the tubby little bitch. Lanza's voice does have a weird inflection normally, but he genuinely seems pissed at Jason in this video.

Edit: Holy shit, I was watching the video while typing and fuck me, the Thorrets make an appearance at the end. It's the screenshots we got and posted on here. The comments are gold as well, lol.

So anyway... over in the Maldoverse, they are discussing why the rest of the world refuses to call Jason 'Thor'.

Spoiler: Say my name Bitch! Say it!

No, it's because he wants to be called Thor, and because we despise him, we don't want to call him that. It's that simple.

No, Pewds is called Felix by a lot of people, not because they hate him, but because that's his first name and he doesn't go spastic apeshit if you do call him that.

No, we don't. We know it's his middle name (whether or not he was born with it or added it later by himself) and we know it annoys the shit out of him if we ignore it.

It's almost like you get it, keep putting the puzzle pieces together. I believe in you mongoloid. You can do it!

Yes it is a tactic... and it's working. What's this? Misgendering you say? Please go on...

Crime of the century, put that scumbag behind bars.

Oh, they misgendered Shaye... now I get it. So what about Jason? What about when he misgenders Shaye? Do you have anything to say then or do you stay silent you fruity fucks? Why don't you call out your hackerman when he does that? Your moral outrage has such pathetic limits.