what’s the fattest experience you’ve ever had?

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Besides ya mum …..

 

[Jason Wynn]

Got stoned with friends years back and we decided to make Weird Al’s famous Twinkie wiener sandwich as a snack. Each of us probably ate like 5 of those things in a row

 

[Not an Hero]

Gay.

It's only gay if the thought of another man's big, fat, throbbing cock makes you horny, faggot.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Took on a very large ice cream soda by myself at a local parlor, something similar to this:

100% worth it but the skateboard ride home was awful, I felt 20 pounds heavier.

 

[Tablet County]

It's only gay if the thought of another man's big, fat, throbbing cock makes you horny, faggot.

And what if it does?

 

[Not an Hero]

And what if it does?

It would be kinda hot, tbh

 

[NH-8340]

Accidentally entered my weight as 120kg instead of 120lbs on a medical form one time.

 

[Haloperidol]

There is a restaurant in a distant country with my name on the wall because I wrecked an extra large pizza there, and I still had room for a slice of the small pizza they sent me afterwards by accident. I think I did America proud.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

There is a restaurant in a distant country with my name on the wall because I wrecked an extra large pizza there, and I still had room for a slice of the small pizza they sent me afterwards by accident. I think I did America proud.

Least gluttonous American

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Original McDonald's french fries dipped in soft serve.

 

[Exister]

I remember one time as a kid having a sore throat and instead of getting cough drops I simply downed 3 12 packs of soda while playing super smash brothers brawl. I am a normal weight in the modern day.

 

[Haloperidol]

Least gluttonous American

In my defense I’d traveled all morning and skied all afternoon. And I wanted the fame and glory of course.

 

[dick brain]

Least gluttonous American

Maybe if you ate more than 500cal a meal you could actually put on some muscle you silly little retard.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Maybe if you ate more than 500cal a meal you could actually put on some muscle you silly little retard.

I need to break free from my foid brainwashing

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

One time in my teens my youth group leader and I went downtown to creep on girls. We met a hot chick and her morbidly obese best friend. The hot chick had a boyfriend so we had to formulate a plan to get them to break up.

After thinking and scheming a while, my youth group leader told the hot chick that her boyfriend told us all about how the fat chick had a coat hanger in her bathroom to chop up her turds because she was so fat that her poop wouldn't flush without help. It was just some lie he made up. The hot chick got really mad about it and couldn't believe that her boyfriend was telling everyone the fat chick's private medical problems. Somehow the made up lie about chopping up poo with a hanger was actually true.

Anyways, the hot chick started dating my friend. I was roped into also coming along to keep the fat girl company. Everyone called her Fatty Boom Batty instead of her name. Ha ha, Sparkletor and Fatty Boom Batty. LOL.

So we decided we would all take ecstasy. They got their pills from their guy and my friend got some pills from his guy. He said they were called "Yellow Marshmallows". Well, the pills we got were not ecstasy, they were mescaline. So as I was tripping balls, this fat girl was jacked up on X and trying to fuck me. It was a very bizarre experience to say the least.

There were many adventures with Fatty Boom Batty but the icing on the fat cake was when we finally went to her house. She warned us that her mom really loved circuses. Really loved them. A lot. Really loved the a whole lot. Oh my fucking God, that was not enough preparation. The walls were painted in vertical red, white, blue, white, red, white, blue stripes everywhere. There were clowns and elephant figures and shit. Fucking carousel horses and shit. Clowns, clowns, clowns. It was the weirdest place I've ever been in.

Anyways, Fatty Boom Batty was really fat.

 

[HandsomeDan]

Back I'm my early 20s I ate an entire package of double stuffed oreos in one sitting. I was and still am normal weight. I got very sick after doing this.

 

[Meat Target]

A bacon cheeseburger at the Hard Rock Cafe in Orlando.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Back I'm my early 20s I ate an entire package of double stuffed oreos in one sitting. I was and still am normal weight. I got very sick after doing this.

Once, as a teen, I ate a whole pack of Oreos. My poop was black.

 

[Not an Hero]

One time in my teens my youth group leader and I went downtown to creep on girls.

The fuck kind of youth group was this?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The fuck kind of youth group was this?

That's a whole different story.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A very fat Samoan friend who wanted to fuck, she was practically begging for it.