Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

"Bang, Stalker."

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The pests are playing with fire. Don't they know Pat has instrucTed the FBI to procure stool samples from the last criminal cyberstalking terrorist to infiltrate the half-hovel? The time draws near when we will all enjoy prison, stalkers.
Pat is going to bang every child who enters his hovel. They're going to die there by banging.
 
I wonder how long Twitter/X will tolerate him repeatedly telling people to kill themselves in the future perfect tense. If they're still using jeets for moderation, it'll take awhile to train them on the specific phrasing to use (since grammar is beyond them) but if they've got something like Grok grinding away on those decisions it might start snagging him pretty soon.
 
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"Yes, stalker. You are recommitting a felony right now."

How does recommitting a felony work with double jeopardy?
 
I wonder how long Twitter/X will tolerate him repeatedly telling people to kill themselves in the future perfect tense.
Probably forever. At this point only mass reporting works and even then, they will allow content that openly calls for violence. Elon is really desperate to hold onto as many human users as possible.
 
he apparently gave Scrooge a Cockney accent
....I am so unreasonably fucking offended by this it ain't even funny.

Like we all talk about him having the laziest and most shallow, surface level and purely superficial understanding about the shit he oinks about with authority but this is straight up "yes child, I saw a family guy cutaway parody referencing a movie adaptation of a book so I know everything about the book, child. enjoy prison" level bullshit right here

"Bang, Stalker."

:story:

The pests are playing with fire. Don't they know Pat has instrucTed the FBI to procure stool samples from the last criminal cyberstalking terrorist to infiltrate the half-hovel? The time draws near when we will all enjoy prison, stalkers.
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urge to fatrick-wash makima rising....
 
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Oi mate, u got a loicense for that "bruv"?

"Shut your entire self the fuck up" is such a faggy insult.

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The pests are rarely around on Threads, making Rick feel emboldened enough to post shit like this about kids.
Not gonna lie but "your kids are going to pick the worst nursing home for you." is on the very edge of being an actually hurtful personal insult.
 
Pat swings so frequently it's inevitable he lands the occasional hit.
I like that there is a chance, however slim, that some modern masterpiece of nigga gangsta mumble rap culture ends up with black gangsta rappers in a movie who spout his many sayings as insults while unloading an uzi during a drive by.

"enjoy prison, stalker child"

Could really work well in that scenario.

Alternatively an actually creative Hollywood director/writer could pick him up and sort of make him into a modern Arnie - his punchlines were slightly weird for his era, but maybe pigtits with a P90 and a faggot Lord of the Rings tattoo around his arm could make "enjoy prison, stalker child" work when the kid in Kindergarten Cop says "boys have a penis and girls have a vagina" instead of the age old "who is your daddy and what does he do"
 
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