Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[An automatic clown]

Any chance you have that video? I’m curious to see what shitty knife he has. I didn’t even know this video existed.

(Phone posting so pardon if they don't embed properly.)
1.

Trident's Forge "Unboxening"

2.

Children of the Divide "Unboxening"

3.

Gate Crashers "Unboxening"

Is he doing a bit or does he actually think it's spelt "Unboxening?" What a fucking moron either way.

Edit: just realized he has his fucking gay lizard on his shoulder in the Gate Crashers one. Everything about this fat fruit is performative. He sat on that lizard and killed it btw.

 

[AltisticRight]

More texting from Reddit.

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Yes, stalker. You got jabbed by my AIDS infested microneedle and died. Enjoy purgatory.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Like we all talk about him having the laziest and most shallow, surface level and purely superficial understanding about the shit he oinks about with authority but this is straight up "yes child, I saw a family guy cutaway parody referencing a movie adaptation of a book so I know everything about the book, child. enjoy prison" level bullshit right here

Patrick did extended research in the UK. He visited a gay bar and McDonalds in Edinburgh!

 

[Red Frida]

Hot take i never thought cormac mccarthy was any good and was pretty sure that all my literary friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me i've only read one book by him all the pretty horses and i thought that his style was just a thing to build tension and excitement right at the start of the book but then it went on and on and on and i realized that the whole book would be like that and it was just a fairly boring cowboy story that i can barely remember now but written in a pretentious and unbearable style that drives midwits crazy with excitement.

If you're only going to read one book by him it should be blood meridian.
You could say Cormac's pretentious but I think it's the opposite, he barely uses punctuation and his prose to me is very efficient. Compare how quickly you can get through Cormac McCarthy's chapters compared to Patrick Tomlinson sucking his own dick forever over being treated by someone else to a steak at Morton's and how he only likes his steak well done. Morton's Serves a Literal Who is a real, undeservedly pretentious tale.
But the content of McCarthy's books definitely isn't for everyone.

 

[Sneedenhagen Chew]

Enjoy your suicide, stalker children.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Is he doing a bit or does he actually think it's spelt "Unboxening?" What a fucking moron either way.

He thinks it's quirky and funny.

 

[break these cuffs]

He thinks it's quirky and funny.

I am genuinely shocked he refrained from making an "Unboxening 2: Electric Boogaloo" joke because that got beaten into the dirt by reddit a decade ago.

 

[Oliver Onions]

No, stalker child, he is one of the few people you’ll meet who has written more books than they have read.
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(This is a vast insult to Garth Marenghi, Pat will never be a visionary dream weaver, or have a television show produced by Channel 4 that had a brief run in Peru)

"I know writers who have contact with their kids and they're all cowards."

 

[YouTube Autist]

Hot take i never thought cormac mccarthy was any good and was pretty sure that all my literary friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me i've only read one book by him all the pretty horses and i thought that his style was just a thing to build tension and excitement right at the start of the book but then it went on and on and on and i realized that the whole book would be like that and it was just a fairly boring cowboy story that i can barely remember now but written in a pretentious and unbearable style that drives midwits crazy with excitement.

I understand how you feel, stalker. I thought the over-edgy world of "The Road," with its cannibal child-rapist blood cults (?!) somewhat undermined what was otherwise a well crafted story. That said, no doubt it's infinitely more worthy of readers' attention than a murder mystery about a space football player. This is the gun you put in your mouth. And pulled the trigger. Enjoy prison.

Is he doing a bit or does he actually think it's spelt "Unboxening?"

"Unboxening" is a facetious portmanteau of "unboxing" and (I think) "the happening." This is how you died screaming. Enjoy prison.

Probably forever. At this point only mass reporting works and even then, they will allow content that openly calls for violence. Elon is really desperate to hold onto as many human users as possible.

I think Patrick is going to keep pushing it and pushing it. He started with "Enjoy prison." He's moved on to "You died." Eventually -- it may be next month, or it may be five years from now -- I predict he will move on to "You will die," or something like it. I think he will keep approaching the boundary of what constitutes an actual, censurable threat, until he crosses it and receives a ban. You died long ago. By your own hand. Enjoy prison.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

For fans craving more intimate discussion (Judge Holden?) or autographs, he will be providing that, too.

Please let someone get a candid of him sitting alone while all the other tables have people at them.

"Unboxening"

Excruciating take on 'unveiling' aside, I really like the way he draws the knife towards his corpulent self - he really can't do anything competently, can he?

 

[McMitch]

Is he doing a bit or does he actually think it's spelt "Unboxening?" What a fucking moron either way.

Being functionally illiterate, Fatrick’s vocabulary is entirely informed by the intentional infantilization of words propagated by millennial twitter posters.

 

[Hweeks]

It looks like he arranges his bookcase by color...? I know it's fatrick, but that is the dumbest way to arrange books I've ever seen. At least to genre or author or read/to be read, color is so bad.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

How does recommitting a felony work with double jeopardy?

Double Jeopardy is something the feds tell retards about in hopes that they actually believe that you can't be tried twice for the same crime. Fun fact, that clause has more holes in it than swiss cheese.

 

[neger psykolog]

I can't be fucked to see if this has already been posted but lol

 

[Teknorat]

He's dropped all pretext now (from the second, better forum):

 

[biguglyboy]

Not gonna lie but "your kids are going to pick the worst nursing home for you." is on the very edge of being an actually hurtful personal insult.

I can't help but think it would be more impactful not coming from a man that abandoned his daughter.

 

[Divine right to rule]

He's dropped all pretext now (from the second, better forum):

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Lame.

Don't drop your winning strategy Patrick.
They HAVE already killed themselves by messaging you about semen retention, no demand necessary.

Donald Trumps fascist goons will storm the homes of all people calling you fat any minute now Pat. Don't lose faith.

 

[Something Awful]

That shit was annoying even when Emily Brontë did it. Fatty, who is so pig ignorant he apparently gave Scrooge a Cockney accent, shouldn't even try.

He didn't. If there's a Scrooge with a Cockney accent, it must be a parody by stalker children. Here are the pages that Rick has posted:






I don't know why there isn't a bidding war over this pile of shit. There's a real drought of inept "serious and socially conscious" allegories about current year American politics, it would fly off the shelves.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Double Jeopardy is something the feds tell retards about in hopes that they actually believe that you can't be tried twice for the same crime. Fun fact, that clause has more holes in it than swiss cheese.

But does it have as many holes as Patrick's brain?

He didn't. If there's a Scrooge with a Cockney accent, it must be a parody by stalker children. Here are the pages that Rick has posted:

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I don't know why there isn't a bidding war over this pile of shit. There's a real drought of inept "serious and socially conscious" allegories about current year American politics, it would fly off the shelves.

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That's on par with the worst fanfiction I've seen.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

But does it have as many holes as Patrick's brain?

No, but only because Patrick's brain is one big hole.