Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Mellow Malevolent]

The YT algorithm recommended me this video oday. A TIF who needed extensive therapy to solve their body image issues but was instead told to get puberty blockers. The parents refused, but also didn't get them proper mental help for their body issues.

Now they believe their teenage body having the nerve to develop breasts "damaged" it and they're paying to "correct" this mistake.
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The replies generally agree that teens need these drugs and doubt that teens being put on puberty blockers or chopping up their bodies can cause any long term, permanent damage. Because studies (funded by troons or their supporters) only serve to affirm their beliefs.
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Like this TIM who's 2M (6'7) but would've loved to have mutilated his body at age 12 if it meant being a dainty 5'0 "girl".
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This is a deep cut but when I see something like this the thing that comes to mind if Martin Luther. The most noticeable thing to me is that this TIF doesn't want to be a boy, she really really want to not be a girl. Like with my post here, the wording here reminds me of scrupulosity, which is OCD via the lens of religion, so that feelings of being tainted, inadequate or unworthy become constant intrusive thoughts.

Spoiler: History for nerds

Martin Luther gets on his journey because he has a traumatic experience, a lightning strike almost kills him and he swears to St. Anne to become a monk afterwards. But his whole time as a monk he is plagued continuously with thoughts of his own impurity and unworthiness because of things like lust. He would go to confession multiple times a day, sometimes going back within minutes because he was worried he'd forgotten something. It's only after he has his experiences in Rome and reorients his faith that he escapes that sort of trap, and notably to me he marries a former nun. But the portion of his life when he was a monk was characterized by a constant battle against himself, a feeling of doom from his own thoughts, basically a permanent state of negative affect because his own brain was torturing him with intrusive thoughts about how disgusting and unworthy he was.

Now the thing is, I don't think even all AGPs are actually this. Like Jonathan Yaniv? Obviously its malingering to get access to women's spaces. Even some who get the chop are doing it primarily as part of a jerk off session. But this shit here, where looking at your own body is torture, that is like OCD, and it is a state of suffering. Literally like being a Kakfa character, basically. But just like Martin Luther was never going to escape that trap by being pure, transitioning will never solve this problem. You can't escape this feeling by listening to it, because the counterfactual being chased is always impossible and therefor will never be resolved. She will never be male, so she will always have regrets, and she will live in a permanent state of paranoia and self-loathing because of it.

 

[Syikeblade]

A tranny has found out his husband is cheating on with another man....while wearing a bra and panties.

Spoiler: My husband is gay??

Hello first time posting here and this is a throwaway account for privacy reasons. I really need some help and support. I don’t know what to do.
I transitioned in my 20s and now I am in my 30s. I am a nurse so my schedule changes a lot. I have been working night shifts a lot lately. I live with my husband of three years. We dated for four years before we got married. Two nights ago I went to my night shift but didn’t feel well so they sent me home as a precaution for Covid. When I got home, I heard talking and giggling in the bedroom. I ran to the bedroom and I couldn’t believe what’s in front of my eyes. My husband was naked in bed with another man. That man was a normal looking man with a beard and hairy body. My husband also has a similar look but he was wearing my bra and panties. I immediately started crying and screaming. I was crushed and I felt like my world was collapsing. The man was surprised to see me. My husband told him to leave.
What happened next was a blur. I remember my husband came to hug me but I pushed him away. I remember asking him if he was gay. He said he was bi and he’s been having these feelings all his life. Why did you not tell me, I asked him. He said he was afraid I would leave him. He asked me if I would support him if he decided to transition. I told him I don’t know. I need time to think.
I met him online. From the very beginning he felt very comfortable with me. He was also very fit and attractive. I thought I hit the jackpot and couldn’t believe such a hot man would want to be with a trans woman like me. I pass very well and a lot of men flirt with me but I still couldn’t believe I would ever find a man who loved me for me. He always loved the fact I was non-op and functional down there. Whenever I brought up bottom surgery, he said he’d be supportive but he wouldn’t feel as satisfied sexually. Now everything makes sense.
I don’t know what to do. I still love him but I feel like I can’t stay in a sham marriage. If he wants to transition, I can’t be in a relationship with him. I am not a lesbian. I marred a man not a woman. It’s maddening he never told me he was bi. When we first met he said he was 100% straight. Was he always like this or I turn him into bi??

Funny how they be "women" with a dick except for their partners.

Also some choice comments:

Spoiler: Comments

Acceptable_Egg_2478 4 points an hour ago
I'm really sorry this happened to you - it must have been an extremely humiliating experience.
Your anger is totally comprehensible, but if you take a step back, it sounds like there was a serious lack of communication surrounding the issue of their sexuality.
Why did you not tell me, I asked him. He said he was afraid I would leave him.
From the sound of it, their fear wasn't misplaced, was it?
I still love him but I feel like I can’t stay in a sham marriage. If he wants to transition, I can’t be in a relationship with him. I am not a lesbian. I married a man not a woman.
What would you have them do? It sounds like they made a genuine effort to be supportive - eg about bottom surgery, even though they clearly have a genital preference, so this was something that benefited you, not them. Can you point to you doing anything similar for them?
When we first met he said he was 100% straight.
They said that because that's what you demanded to hear. Had they said anything else you would have written them off as a "chaser" (scare quotes because it's a disgusting word).
To me it seems like you're more in love with the concept of a straight relationship than with the bisexual and probably trans human being you said "I do" to.
Sorry to be this harsh, you're a sister, so my first allegiance should be to you. But I feel like the unrealistic and overly simplistic expectations about the sexual preferences of trans-attracted men is the root cause of the transparency issues -- and this is something I care about deeply. If trans women readjusted their expectations to be more in line with reality, there would be many more happy couples.

[–]Souseisekigun 0 points 29 minutes ago
To me it seems like you're more in love with the concept of a straight relationship than with the bisexual and probably trans human being you said "I do" to.
If trans women readjusted their expectations to be more in line with reality, there would be many more happy couples.
Did you really come into r/StraightTransGirls to shame us for being straight and tell us we should become T4T transbians? Because that's what it feels like you're going for here.

[–]Low_Permit_8015 4 points an hour ago
It's not her fault that the husband cheated. Maybe communication could have been better, but trans women are allowed to have expectations for the men we date and marry.
He literally stole her underwear to wear while another man fucks him. How does he think of her during sex? Does he want to be her? It's fucking weird and creepy.

Acceptable_Egg_2478 1 point 34 minutes ago
First: the partner may be trans, so you should be using they at the very least, not him. Or do you like getting misgendered?
It's not her fault that the husband cheated.
Absolutely - I should have stated that unequivocally, thanks for correcting me. Still, I do think that the reason for cheating is relevant. I would be a lot less sympathetic to the partner had they bedded another transfem. iow this is not a case of a horny guy dicking anything that walks. It's a person who is trying to discover/navigate their sexuality and gender identity.
He literally stole her underwear to wear while another man fucks him.
It is literally the stuff of sissy short stories... doesn't look at all good, I agree.
How does he think of her during sex?
If her self-concept (?... not quit right, that word) of femininity is stable, it shouldn't matter.
Does he want to be her?
Does he want to be her a woman? ftfy
It's fucking weird and creepy.
Only if you make it creepy by pretending a trans woman wants to literally inhabit the skin of her partner, instead of wanting to come out of the closet.

vladmira_the_impaler 9 points 8 hours ago
Whether this story is fake or not is besides the point. What you have described happens to cis women every single day. Trans women are just at a higher risk of ending up with a gay or an egg. Cis women end up with gays and eggs all the time but they refuse to acknowledge that they're being used as a beard. Look into the "trans widow" phenomenon. To this day, there are still cis women who stupidly believe that just because a man has been able to impregnate them, then he can't be gay. Plenty of men use cis women as a beard. Plenty of men use trans women as a stepping stone before moving to regular men. Plenty of men use trans women to live their own female identity vicariously.

[–]TranssexualHuman 9 points 5 hours ago
Yeah, the story is clearly fake, and you made an account on the same day OP did, to support "the narrative"
It's obvious you're the same person as "OP"
And we obviously know who you are, the same person who has made multiple accounts to keep posting made-up stories like these and many others
You love spreading the notion that we're unlovable, that men who are into us are always chasers and eggs, that they'll eventually transition themselves, or become "fully gay", or go "marry a cis" after they are done with us
And I'm not even saying this doesn't happen, or that we aren't indeed more at risk of attracting this kind of guy than cis women... and this surely should be discussed... BUT you clearly don't wanna discuss this kind of thing because you care about us, or wanna warn us, or anything, you just want to keep trying making us self-conscious about our relationships for god knows why, ahah
And you seem to go to multiple lengths in doing so, as evidenced by the fact you literally created 2 accounts in the same day, one to make the post and another to make this comment, you must have A LOT of free time ahah
Anyways, are you gonna throw another insult at me for me being Brazilian? LMAO

THey deserve each other

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[LaughJoke2.0]

troon said his husband said he was 100 percent straight, yet his "Wife" has a dick.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

troon said his husband said he was 100 percent straight, yet his "Wife" has a dick.

They live in a delusional land. That is 85% a bisexual man, or 15% a gay man in the closet.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Acceptable_Egg_2478 1 point 34 minutes ago
First: the partner may be trans, so you should be using they at the very least, not him. Or do you like getting misgendered?

Glad to see that they still focus on relevant things like heckin' evil misgendering.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

They live in a delusional land. That is 85% a bisexual man, or 15% a gay man in the closet.

The only lies told is he was straight or bi that is a 100 percent gay man if all your partners have cocks and you're a man then you're gay.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

The only lies told is he was straight or bi that is a 100 percent gay man if all your partners have cocks and you're a man then you're gay.

I guess that's what I get for speedreading while tired. But the troon got the authentic woman experience of having a partner come out as having a different sexuality than expected after marriage.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Dude was a GAMP transitioning into AGP. Simple as that

Tale as old as time. Troony and the Beast (in a bra)

 

[Among Us Gaming]

You have this holiday for just existing:

And next to no one in real life is aware of its existence, let alone cares, much like the examples LAW provided. IMD has been passed over by google for a doodle in favor of other things (random artists birthdays and some election days) assuming the day got a doodle at all, unlike IWD which of course got a google doodle every year since 2010. Its the equivalent of having a fancy title, but with no pay raise. Same goes for prostate cancer awareness, where despite its death numbers being comparable to breast cancer, it receives only 30% of the grant funding that breast cancer receives.

what are you asking for, really?

Acknowledgement that the grass on the male side of the fence has a few brown spots, that aren't reflected on the other side (discounting MRAs and adjacent types, who are gay retards not worth taking seriously).
To continue the analogy, I'm not asking for you to water the grass, I'm asking you to just acknowledge the brown spots instead of telling me that they're actually green and growing.

very few of them actually DO anything proactive about it

To refer to the google example above, it wasn't women who made the executive decisions for those doodles, nor was it women that programmed them for the site, so it takes more than just "pull yourself up by your bootstraps."

To bring this all to a conclusion:
If IMD never gets a google doodle ever, thats fine, so be it, thats not the end of the world, even if it might be emblematic of other things. I  do however mind the implications made here that men never get the short end of the stick, or that the grass on our side of the fence never gets brown patches out of our control.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I was also a tomboy. Short hair, liked Lego and building, no interest in dolls or pink.
I think things were way less gendered then in a lot of ways. In the 70s everyone was poor so clothes were handed down, and so were often way more unisex for the basics. I grew up in that kind of ‘everyone’s wearing the same ugly corduroy’ sort of era.
It’d never have even occurred to me that I ‘was a boy’ I just wanted to be able to play with and be interested in the stuff I liked. I even wore dresses if I had to, it just wasn’t what I wante to most of the time.
There was no agenda to it, you were simply a child, and tomboy was something accepted completely, at least until puberty. Once I got past that I realised frocks could look pretty good, especially the sexy ones rather than the frothy ones, so I wore them more. I can’t imagine growing up now with the barrage of crap children and teens have to deal with. It must be really hard for them.

My poor father had to wear his sister’s corduroy clothes. Not like, in a troon way, but broke in the 70’s way.

This kind of thing really makes me think back on things I did as a child.

I hated wearing dresses and only wore them because my mom bought them for me. And I used to play with my brother's toys and only had boy friends.

If it was now they'd be claiming I'm trans.

Yeah, I liked pants and camo and hiking boots and stuff. Also some girly clothes have lace or frills that are made of shitty fabric and irritating to the skin. Some of these gender ghoul doctors claim that very young children express their gender identity by removing or refusing to wear certain clothes. They’re not trans because they’re in a hot or scratchy outfit, you absolute fucking monsters.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I believe the answer is yes, but the pooner is asking Reddit, not asking me.


Reddit -- Archive

throwaway acct. me (30ftm) and my husband (29ftm) are both trans men and we want to have a baby. i’ve gotten hysto so he would be the one getting pregnant. we want the baby to be biologically related to both of us so it feels like our best shot would be to ask my cis older brother for his sperm. would this be weird and crossing a boundary? we genuinely can’t tell and we don’t know how else we would conceive with both of us biologically related to the kid.

This comment is a good example of the consensus.

me personally I dont think its weird, i had the conversation with my brother when I was 18 and single and he was 15ish, its been a thing I've brought up every few years just to see how he still feels about it. When he was younger he obviously had slightly more reservations but hes always been open to the idea. when it actually becomes more relevant we will revisit in more detail. IMO if youre worried about talking to your own brother about something like this maybe you should reflect on that tho?

The other point of view expressed is "it depends on your relationship".

 

[Magic Pickle]

Something about troonacy always brings about a battle of the sexes every so often to threads in the Stinkditch, and my opinion remains the same each time: whether one sex's suffering matches or outweighs the other's, can't we all be grateful that we're, at the very least, not degenerate tranny freaks?

Thread tax.
This shrimp is a Barbie: a wee TiF resents that she's so itty bitty that she can't find anything to wear even in boys' sizes, which calls to mind a level of pixiehood that rivals even Tinkerbell.
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I’m so SICK of not being able to find men’s clothing I like or fit in because I’m so small!!!​

I’m only 5ft, I BARELY fit into men’s pants and don’t at ALL fit into men’s shirts. I can manage XXS jumpers & outerwear at times, but nothing else, even falling between both men’s and boys at times leaving me with no options. I’ve been so desperate since the age of around 10 to dress really masculine, and the fact that it’s been 15 years since then, and I’m post top surgery and have been on T for a good couple years now, and I STILL can’t dress the way I’d like to. It’s really starting to get unbearable (and I’m a very patient person, believe me)
Pants are hard to come by because even though my hips & behind have reduced DRASTICALLY, it’s still not enough for the slimness of men’s pants to fit properly. I still haven’t found a great fit because half of the stores here in Australia don’t necessarily carry a size 28, or they’re just entirely not my style. Even out of the ones I can fit into, they’re either unflattering/accentuate my hips, or I’d be a size 29, which practically doesn’t exist. And in boys, the pants for them is even MORE slim, and the crotch is just excessive & restricting!
I’d love to dress nice in a smart casual look, or essentially just nice slim/straight chinos, with a nice button down, maybe a tie, I’d love sweaters with it or even a casual blazer, but alas… I cannot find the clothing bc boys wear SUCKS!!!! Even the nice and expensive boys blazers I was looking at last week don’t have an inside pocket! Cuz yk, it’s not like boys don’t have phones or anything nowadays they’d put in there at all, nope. And as much as that’s not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, it’s just frustrating bc I WANT the pocket, I WANT a men’s quality and style blazer, but I’m stuck in a section that is made for a demographic that don’t dress buy or dress for themselves and will grow out of the item in 6 months, so who even cares about making it great anyway
But anyway, back to the actual problems, I’ve been trying to search for YEARS for boys shirts that don’t have awful proportions, and now more recently I’ve been looking for shirts that have a normal/long-ish collar with buttons (exactly what the Uniqlo men’s shirts are). My DREAM shirt would be a light blue/navy long sleeve button collar shirt, but every time I find one, both in store and online anywhere (and I’ve searched), the boys collars are all soft, short, stubby & ugly (both with and without the buttons). I just want a normal shirt, like the mens equivalents which are PERFECT, and SO easy to find!! One quick google search and-oop, there they are! A million of them! But in boys…. I’ve only seen the collar button shirts with a normal button collar in designer brands (that are WAYYYYYYY out of my budget), as well as from a company in England that doesn’t have my size (or many at all) in stock anyway (even tho they’re kinda too expensive as well, UGHHHH).
I’m just so tired of all this, Uniqlo shirts are so PERFECT, everything I’ve ever wanted, but even shrinking the XXS doesn’t do enough. I can wear it unbuttoned, but the neck is still just too big (which is ACTUALLY because they use the SAMEEEEEE SIZE NECKKKKK for both the XS and the XXS, which is STUPID!!!!) and I want shirts to fit my neck well, especially as now they should bc It’s within proportion to the rest of my body finally!!! cries
I just feel so defeated, and I LOVE clothing, and want to look nice, but all I have in my wardrobe now are pants that are too big for me, and crappy kids shirts that I don’t like. I’ve also been learning sewing in recent years, so I do hope to eventually make some items of clothing for myself, but I also unfortunately have ADHD which is really incredibly difficult to manage. I would love to do that one day, and I will, but I also shouldn’t have to! I’m a human, why don’t they sell clothing in every size to the right proportions and to a fair quality?? Especially silly things like a collar, why is that different??? And it makes me feel stupid & my problems trivial bc it’s literally just clothing, not even anything major, but on the inside, I feel crushed every single time I leave a store, or try a new pair of pants, or check the sizes a store stocks... I’m just so tired, and I still have the whole rest of the internet to search.
My plan is to buy an item or two from a few online stores to try their sizing out, and just pray that they fit well (bc returning items also cost money ugh). I don’t have much hope for the shirts unfortunately (which is my main priority), but hopefully one of these websites or stores will come through, and if/when that’s the case, I’ll be going bankrupt bc GIVE ME ALL OF THE SHIRTS WAHHHH!!!! Haha
Anyway, I don’t expect anyone to actually read all of this but if you’re still here, firstly, thank you for reading all of that wow, I really appreciate it, and secondly, if you relate or have any advice/suggestions, please feel free to leave a comment. I would love to hear anything you would feel comfortable sharing
Thanks guys, I hope you’re all having a great day

A HSTS finds the parts in his pooner partner's pants positively pukatronic and isn't sure how to let her down easily because he's been stringing her along for months. This is really an L on his girlfriend's part, but hey, whether it be troon or poon, an L is an L.
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How to tell my partner I don’t like vaginas​

I’m MTF and my partner is FTM; seems like a perfect match right? I don’t know how to address this but earlier I was sent an image of his junk and I gagged and I’ve been slowly coming to terms with the fact that I would rather have a partner with different parts. I feel like I’m like being transphobic or something but that’s not it, we have done the deed on a few occasions and every time I found that I ultimately got no pleasure from it and ended up feeling dirty and wrong. The love wore off months ago and it really has been messing with me, I don’t want to break him he’s great but I don’t feel like I am able to reciprocate his feelings. Anyways there’s a lot of issues and I really need some advice. I have a lot of anxiety about this situation because I don’t know what to do and I really hope this doesn’t get taken down.

A tranny who seems convinced of his stealth status is stunned when he sees a man he connected with through Tinder on Grindr, feeling that it is somehow a betrayal despite the fact that they've only been talking for a few weeks. Brother, do you think there might be a reason why a man may have a Grindr and hit you up?
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Discovered his Grindr account​

I’ve been talking to this really nice guy on Tinder for the past couple weeks and we just started texting. He’s currently out on a trip in the mountain somewhere I think Wyoming or something, but I also have a Grindr account that I don’t use, but I check sometimes. That I found on there, his. He did not show his face, but the guy in the picture is wearing a sweatshirt that’s similar to the one that he has in his Tinder profile and also the body stature match up to his. I mean guys don’t even try to be incognito anymore. But then again he doesn’t even know that I’m trans so yeah, there’s that. I’m going to tell him, but now I have to play my cards right because I wanna know and see how this goes. I know it does make me a little weary, and we were both single and we haven’t dated yet but you know it makes me anxious. He’s also 5 years younger than me so I guess I can’t be to upset or expect loyalty from a man especially so early on.

A teen girl debates never making anything meaningful of her life lest some wretched quote-unquote feminists dare to attribute her accomplishments to icky yucky girls. Hoping OP grows out of this level of NLOGgery; it suits no one.
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"Nothing matters because all my accomplishments would end up being credited to a cis woman anyway, why would I even try?"​

Need some actual advice on this. There's actual goals I have in my mind that I aim to succeed in. The problem is, when I inevitably gain a reputation for accomplishing these goals before transitioning, I'm afraid people will find out who I used to identify as before transitioning and decide to credit my accomplishments towards that self because they see it as my "real self" and not the man I presented myself as throughout my entire venture.
That's the entire logic behind it, and I can't seemingly find a way on how to deal with this without taking myself down a peg because I'm afraid I would be paraded by "feminists" years after my death (or even worse, while I'm alive) like I was Alan L. Hart to them. This has been a problem that has dunked my self-esteem ever since I found out I was trans, and I recognize that I need to erase this if I have to get out of the world without anyone wondering what the hell is wrong with me, but I don't know how..
Edit: for clarification, I have no problem doing the bare minimum to survive my situation (whatever it is), but to go above in beyond in this state, no way...

 

[graywolf88]

How is anybody content and even considering it as a romantic partner... ?

You'd be surprised at the number of desperate and lonely men on the Internet. Hell, that's what caused a good deal to troon out in the first place.

 

[Waffle Iron]

The conversation reminds me of this.

It's insane an interest in curiosity can cost you your penis/breasts now.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

This Gullible Bitch Trusted Her MAGA Mother

AGP

u/anonymouspuma - his mom is financially supporting his jobless ass because he says he is ill. What illness?

Obesity and Lyme disease.


135kg and 168cm is 47.8 BMI. Also, pretty short for an adult male.

 

[Crunchy Bone Sandwich]

5 foot tall FTM

Holy shit why do these people even bother, thats damn near freakishly short for a woman, but its fucking circus freak midget tier for a man. Like.. just, why?

 

[graywolf88]

Almost forgot how being told by your parents to take a shower after 4 days straight of not doing so is literally abuse. Who does this pooner bitch think she is, Pixyteri?

 

[Dr Bathroom]

Oh. That's. Ok. That's two young children talking about buying sex toys. Thank you reddit. If you're too young to buy your own sex toys you're too young to touch any tranny shit, probably too young to touch reddit as a whole.

Also why the fuck would you store your dildos under the fucking sofa in a sock? Do you retards not have wardrobes or some shit? Throwing your sex toys at a family member is also fucking disgusting. I do not care if it is not meant to go inside you it is fucking disgusting. That's not funny you're just vile and the fact you have no shame about that sort of shit speaks about how desensitized to pornography you are even at a young age.

I can’t believe you are making me defend a tranny. It’s not a sex toy or a dildo, it’s a packer. Some packers look like a realistic flaccid cock and balls and others are basically just the shape of a bulge.

> Do you retards not have wardrobes or some shit?

No offence, but you sound like someone who never had their bedroom door taken away as a punishment.

 

[Continuum Transfunctioner]

Brother, do you think there might be a reason why a man may have a Grindr and hit you up?

"I found the guy I'm not even dating on Grindr which I have because shut up that's not important but it effects MEEEE."

 

[Dr Bathroom]

troon said his husband said he was 100 percent straight, yet his "Wife" has a dick.

No Country for Confused Men