Money FB 4/22 - Barb borrowed from life insurance, eBay updates

[repentance]

@Marvin
Is this the second or third time Barb had hit off the life insurance? I know she's hit off Chris's but now Chris says they took from both. At this point, I can't imagine there is much left.

Chris uses "our" and "we" a lot, even when he's talking about clearly individual things. You'd think they were a married couple sometimes, the way he talks.

 

[The Dude]

"They will go down in history"...fucking Hell, the ego on Chris. Even when he's talking about someone else it's still tainted with his unwarranted sense of importance and self-centered. Christory is not history.

Chris uses "our" and "we" a lot, even when he's talking about clearly individual things. You'd think they were a married couple sometimes, the way he talks.

They're essentially an old lesbian couple now, except one of them isn't even middle aged yet and has the mind of a nine year old. Oh, and isn't even female.

 

[repentance]

The life insurance money paid for this.

Is this the second or third time Barb had hit off the life insurance? I know she's hit off Chris's but now Chris says they took from both. At this point, I can't imagine there is much left.

Bob's policy wasn't even enough to pay off the mortgage. It's hard to imagine that either Chris or Barb would be insured for more than Bob was, so their policies are probably useless at this point beyond being an ever-dwindling source of small amounts of "last resort" cash.

 

[Medley]

I really really hope the shirt bids are fake. I love watching fatty's ego take a hit when he realizes his stuff isn't worth money

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Anyone whose parents will drop $25,000 on memorabilia for them is probably an authorised user on their parents account and doesn't need their parent to "arrange" anything. One of the reasons bids over $15,000 have to be linked to a credit card is to ensure that the bidder is over 18.

His "mother" likely isn't paying for it and is a 100% made up story.

His "mother" won't pay and thus Chris gets trolled

 

[CatParty]

Sure is a good thing barb cares about her tard son's well being when she dies later this year

 

[Lucas Wolf]

Doubt this is real, but judging by Chris's recent purchases, and the stuff he bought with the $500 card sent by rain boom, If the buyer pays I think Chris will spend $5,000 on custom Christine Chandler Skylanders Figures, none on food, bills, or debts, $7,500 for Barb so she can stuff the bathroom as well as kitchen with dry wall, chocolate lab puppies, Antiques, stray cats, yard sale furniture, and VHS tapes from goodwill, $20 on cheap canned cat and dog food from dollar tree, $200 on McDonald's , $1,200 on a nintendo switch and all the games available on the eshop, and $11,100 on Lego Sets. Then the buyer will open a return request and the chandlers will be an extra $25,100 in debt, as well as the tugboat taken away since they would make too much this year to recive it ( PayPal sends a 1099 if you make over $20k in 1 year).
Oh, and the "restoring" will include stuffing it in an old picture frame from the hoard and shipping it priority in bubble wrap.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

"Yes, my mother will be taking care of that bill."

Now WHERE have I heard that before, hmm...

 

[dacwcman69]

The life insurance money paid for this.
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Bob's policy wasn't even enough to pay off the mortgage. It's hard to imagine that either Chris or Barb would be insured for more than Bob was, so their policies are probably useless at this point beyond being an ever-dwindling source of small amounts of "last resort" cash.

After drinking that thing Chris is gonna really regret letting Barb borrow from their life insurance

 

[Tubular Monkey]

"Yes, my mother will be taking care of that bill."

Now WHERE have I heard that before, hmm...

The buyer could be named Wistine Creston Wandler, and Chris wouldn't connect the dots.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Netflix should produce a documentary on the shirt restoration tbh. Anyone who claims to have disinfected Chris shirt deserves to go down in herstory.

Today on How It's Made: germ warfare.

 

[Hyperion]

The life insurance money paid for this.
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It figures Chris would like that abomination.

But hey it smells bad and everyone hates it so that coffee and Chris have a lot in common.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

The troll who won the bid on the shirt basically told Chris "my mother will be taking care of that".

 

[Subconcious Offense]

The troll who won the bid on the shirt basically told Chris "my mother will be taking care of that".

Was there ever a jab at him so in-his-face that he actually understood?

 

[bigshot]

Often life insurance is used to pay funeral expenses. Since no one would want to come to Barb's funeral, she doesn't need it. All she needs is a $300 Neptune Society bag, burn and dump job. A couple of drawings should be able to cover the cost of that.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

I don't think any amount of disinfection can prevent the horrifying disease you'll catch from wearing that fucking thing. I won't be surprised if we end up hearing reports of a mysterious death somewhere in the country from incurable fungal meningitis sometime soon.

Not fungi, but terminal autism.

 

[CatParty]

Often life insurance is used to pay funeral expenses. Since no one would want to come to Barb's funeral, she doesn't need it. All she needs is a $300 Neptune Society bag, burn and dump job. A couple of drawings should be able to cover the cost of that.

Nah she'll just become one with the hoard

 

[m0rnutz]

"Our" life insurance.

Yeah, he's totally not abusing her. Totally not.

Anyone whose parents will drop $25,000 on memorabilia for them is probably an authorised user on their parents account and doesn't need their parent to "arrange" anything. One of the reasons bids over $15,000 have to be linked to a credit card is to ensure that the bidder is over 18.

Former owner of a Minecraft server, before the EULA shutdown on shops and sales of in-game assets. Can confirm, there were servers selling "premium" packs at well over $1000 sometimes, consisting of a diamond pickaxe and golden apple. Parents would complain to Mojang, but there was nothing that could be done on their end, because it wasn't their servers.

This is why you don't let your children have your credit cards. They'll be spending your paycheck on camshow tokens by the hundreds and putting you in more and more debt.

 

[Optimus Prime]

At this point it's obvious Barb doesn't give any fucks as to what happens to her body or even possessions one she bites the dust. Let alone how her autistic son can possibly handle things without even a basic safety net in place.

The life insurance money paid for this.
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Bob's policy wasn't even enough to pay off the mortgage. It's hard to imagine that either Chris or Barb would be insured for more than Bob was, so their policies are probably useless at this point beyond being an ever-dwindling source of small amounts of "last resort" cash.

Oh sweet jesus, that is the unicorn monstrosity? I only heard about it today when one of my co-workers was talking about it with another co-worker. Allegedly that thing has three times the maximum daily sugar intake healthy adults should take.

Given how much Chris likes sweetening his beer, I'm not surprised he loves the crap out of it.

EDIT: Okay, 1.5 times, not three.

 

[Xarpho]

She's cashed out Chris's previously, this sounds like it might be hers - so she's stealing it from Chris, essentially.

Yeah, besides what looks like being obviously screwed with by a fake eBay buyer, Chris seems blind to the fact that Barb's life insurance means he'll get fuck all when Barb kicks it. He flip-flops between "not as dumb as he appears" and -level idiocy on a dime.