Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Jobama said:
He’s selling three wands for 666$. He says that they’re from his personal collection.
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This is breaking news indeed. It means the boy's account has broken once more. Get yours today, doodt !

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Jobama said:
He’s selling three wands for 666$. He says that they’re from his personal collection.
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He's not even bothering to collect and paint fresh sticks anymore, the last wand he sold was Methica's old one. But he's still charging the same ridiculous prices. It's insane how much his work ethic has completely rotted away over just a couple of years.
 
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
He's not even bothering to collect and paint fresh sticks anymore. The last wand he sold was Methica's old one.
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The boy is just reaching new God tier levels of lazy. No cameos, no lathing, no new music, no innovation. His hippocampus and motivation lobes are fried. Prefrontal cortex is pickled.

Even if he was hungry, he would wait for some alog to just eventually Door Dash him a Fuego Takis Wendy's, because he's 100% unable to do things for himself anymore. Sucks.
 
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lebean said:
The boy is just reaching new God tier levels of lazy. No cameos, no lathing, no new music, no innovation. His hippocampus and motivation lobes are fried. Prefrontal cortex is pickled.
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As much of a faggot as Bitesize is, I can empathize with his frustrations. Cobra used to be a likeable weirdo, a local cryptid like the Milwaukee Wolverine, with his bizarre cast of side characters and lore. Now he's just rotting away in his trailer, alone, slowly drinking himself to death and barely doing anything.

The worst part is that he (and Clint) are totally content with him living like this, so it's never going to change.
 
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lebean said:
The boy is just reaching new God tier levels of lazy. No cameos, no lathing, no new music, no innovation. His hippocampus and motivation lobes are fried. Prefrontal cortex is pickled.
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Cobra taking up DoorDashing constantly was his downfall. If he hadn’t picked up that habit I believe he’d be closer to his old self. All that booze definitely hasn’t helped but before he started getting everything delivered he would get out some. Between that and alogs always calling whatever place he went and getting him kicked out, he is afraid to get outside again.

It’s as simple as this, why leave when everyone just sends all the food/cigs/booze to you? I agree with you. His laziness is reaching all time peaks. I feel bad for the BOY, I say it a lot, but imagine how sad it must be to be trapped with your own warped vision of the world all day everyday, alone. Clint needs to stop being the biggest piece of shit bogdad and get his son to go fishing, bowling, fucking anything but just sit there and drink himself more retarded.
 
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Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
I would love to hear Cobra try to do Freddie Mercury's superhuman harmonies.
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“Fat-Bottomed Girls” would be amazing from Cobes. Especially a few drink combos deep into a stream.

Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
He's not even bothering to collect and paint fresh sticks anymore
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He could literally get sticks doordashed to him to spraypaint into wands, but he's become so lazy that he can't/won't even do that.
 
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
Cobra taking up DoorDashing constantly was his downfall. If he hadn’t picked up that habit I believe he’d be closer to his old self. All that booze definitely hasn’t helped but before he started getting everything delivered he would get out some. Between that and alogs always calling whatever place he went and getting him kicked out, he is afraid to get outside again.

It’s as simple as this, why leave when everyone just sends all the food/cigs/booze to you? I agree with you. His laziness is reaching all time peaks. I feel bad for the BOY, I say it a lot, but imagine how sad it must be to be trapped with your own warped vision of the world all day everyday, alone. Clint needs to stop being the biggest piece of shit bogdad and get his son to go fishing, bowling, fucking anything but just sit there and drink himself more retarded.
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Cobra’s old apartment was in the center of Caspar so he could ride bike to all of his favorite spots. His second appearance was more on the outskirts of town which is why the door dashing picked up.
 
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
He's gonna blow all that money within a week, and won't ship out the wands until next month.
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Damn, still can't believe this is actually Cobra's one and only lucrative side hustle. 109 reviews at 5 out of 5, even if fake or trolling, he's had almost 500 purchases over the years.

The infamy is there to want to buy anything he puts out. Too bad at this stage he can only sell what artifacts he already has made whenever he blows all his money on Albertson's deli sandwiches and Little Squeezers.

Even Papa Clunt gave up on working with his son trying to crank out those wands like a Chinese sweat shop.

Boy has no work efficacy or desire no longer to do hard labor. All he has to do is go live and end the stream prematurely when he gets those deliveries and donations.

TMDNWU.
 
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