Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[AncientPhosphur]

"I should've said "Null your right, he is a pedophile, he's...he's fucking done, get out of my house." He's fucking done dude"

Somewhere out there Null is holding some fine cheese and smiling

 

[Paul-Denton]

Forgive me for being a gay tourist but I can't tell if this greasy fuck is being serious or joking. If he is being serious, was Vito disowned by Dick at some point or is this just happening like literally right now? It was my understanding that more or less Juju was just openly accepting of pedophilic behavior, not making any efforts to cover it up or something. Since when does this cocksucker have a problem with his toadies jacking it to kids?

A couple of years ago I don't think anyone would have thought that Dick would ever utter the phrase "Null was right" under any circumstances, so I'd say this is something for sure.

 

[break these cuffs]

A couple of years ago I don't think anyone would have thought that Dick would ever utter the phrase "Null was right" under any circumstances, so I'd say this is something for sure.

He's trying to be cool aloof internet man who does drugs, but he's genuinely seething that his prospects for a cohost consists of Vito or one of his pathetic fans. Dax understands he's at the bottom of the barrel.

 

[3MMA]

is Melton on Dax’s shortlist of replacement cohosts?

Highly doubt that. Juju & PaedoMelt both have to be the center of attention in their show. They couldn’t hold a regular, weekly, show together because it would always devolve into a diva-off of who is the real draw. They’re fine for guesting on each others shows, but they’d both want it to be their own venture. They are too parallel.

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Josh Moon / Kiwifarms proven inevitably right once again.
"I should've sold Vito out a long...when Null first having problems with Vito I should've kicked his ass out."
"I should've said "Null your right, he is a pedophile, he's...he's fucking done, get out of my house." He's fucking done dude"

Is this clip from the latest Dick Show after the latest disaster stream of Biggest Problem?

 

[Harm]

If he is being serious, was Vito disowned by Dick at some point or is this just happening like literally right now? It was my understanding that more or less Juju was just openly accepting of pedophilic behavior, not making any efforts to cover it up or something. Since when does this cocksucker have a problem with his toadies jacking it to kids?

This is fresh content. The TL;DR is that Vito kept picking retarded fights with their friends this year, and it culminated in Vito REPEATEDLY talking about raping various women they know IRL (on the latest BPITU he implied multiple times he'd rape Dick's wife and child in retaliation). Ever since, he hasn't been allowed in Dick's home, and they've had increasingly kino arguments about how Vito is a fuck-up retard loser who's lucky he hasn't been replaced yet.

The whole 180 on pedophilia has been in the works for about a year. In 2024, Dick had one of their tranny pedo orbiters Digibro claim it was all a big joke. The leading theory is that they've realized now that they lost more support than they gained over the Cuties bullshit. Alternatively, Dick is a father now, so he's not very keen on the whole "child molester" vibes he's been putting out. Others think it's Maddox's sloppy seconds, aka Dick's wife, who is pushing the turn against the pedo contingency in Dick's content.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Either it's Kayfabe wrestling bs, and Juju and Vito should kill themselves or it's sincere and legitimate, and Juju and Vito should kill themselves.

 

[SpellforceFan]

Alternatively, Dick is a father now, so he's not very keen on the whole "child molester" vibes he's been putting out.

It's 100% this. Having a child doesn't mess just with mother's hormones, the father also radically changes how he views certain things. Most of the time it's a change for good.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's 100% this. Having a child doesn't mess just with mother's hormones, the father also radically changes how he views certain things. Most of the time it's a change for good.

Our world teeming with abusive deadbeat dads doesn’t agree. I’ll believe Dax has changed when he actually changes.

Also he is going to claim he was joking and accuse Null and all of Karen Farms of being autistic.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Others think it's Maddox's sloppy seconds, aka Dick's wife, who is pushing the turn against the pedo contingency in Dick's content.

I'm thinking this. Remember she has more sway on him then ever before now that she has a kid. Ethan Ralph and the Horse separating are what happens when the father cannot compromise his attitude even for a kid.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Blame @tehpope for clipping on a fucking iPhone. Here you go:

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So Vito has been kicked to the curb, predictably after Dick because a father. Is this... character growth???

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

So Vito has been kicked to the curb, predictably after Dick because a father. Is this... character growth???

It wasn't until I had a child that I realized how utterly defenseless they are. Dick would have to be a major psychopath to not have some growth after having a kid.

 

[GaryGray]

If he is being serious, was Vito disowned by Dick at some point or is this just happening like literally right now?

Normally when Vito and Dick recorded their show Biggest Problem in the Universe Vito would be in studio which is Dick's basement. Biggest Problem 186 from April 17th is the last time Vito can be seen recording in Dick's basement. Something around that time has caused Dick to slowly distance himself from Vito despite him being tied to Dick through their shared ownership of Biggest Problem. This is definitely the biggest insult Dick has ever thrown at Vito.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Somewhere out there Null is holding some fine cheese and smiling

Of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
"Kiwi Farms was right again."

 

[30+GameOvers]

So Vito has been kicked to the curb, predictably after Dick because a father. Is this... character growth???

He did the same with a certain nameless ragepig that has been freeloading him for years, arguably his last "friend" he had too. I'm not sure if it's character growth, but maybe he realized that if he's actually going to get married and have a kid, he's not keeping around good company going forward.

Better late than ever, I wonder what the "ironic" pedophile will do now, or rather who will tolerate his dumbass.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It wasn't until I had a child that I realized how utterly defenseless they are. Dick would have to be a major psychopath to not have some growth after having a kid.

I mean my expectations for a man that gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow are rock bottom man. I'm more shocked he did it then said Josh was right.

He did the same with a certain nameless ragepig that has been freeloading him for years, arguably his last "friend" he had too. I'm not sure if it's character growth, but maybe he realized that if he's actually going to get married and have a kid, he's not keeping around good company going forward.

Better late than ever, I wonder what the "ironic" pedophile will do now, or rather who will tolerate his dumbass.

Vito is cooked. Nobody will tolerate his pedo ass.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

So Vito has been kicked to the curb, predictably after Dick because a father. Is this... character growth???

The only thing that Juju is capable of growing is his gunt

 

[SlimyCuntStain]

With a kid on the way, it's a good time to (be told by Marie to) disown his pedo friend. Now if only Dax could disown the pedo in the mirror...

 

[AnOminous]

It wasn't until I had a child that I realized how utterly defenseless they are. Dick would have to be a major psychopath to not have some growth after having a kid.

Maybe Dick is actually human enough to realize you can have a kid, or you can have a pedophile around, you don't get to have both.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Maybe Dick is actually human enough to realize you can have a kid, or you can have a pedophile around, you don't get to have both.

Has a better survival instinct than Lowtax did with Shmorky.

 

[Estate]

Well, it took him over 40 years to learn that someone who is FAT and makes ANIMESHIT a core feature of his personality, is actually a disgusting slimy faggot.
Not bad for someone of an inferior race.
I always thought spics could compete with dogs and dolphins for man's best friend.