Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[The Judean People's Front]

The weight loss (X) thing is a fun little sprinkle of ED on top of the BPD. The messaging is clear: do what I say, or I'll literally waste away. It is so transparently an attempt to communicate her inner turmoil in a way that she thinks others will be concerned about.

Unfortunately how I read this is: I'm such a fucking lazy layabout that a week of mild to moderate exercise (packing/cleaning/moving boxes) has knocked 4lbs of water retention off of me.

That and I think Daniel likes em skinny, and she's still trying that angle.

She also posted this last night which is hilarious to me. I shop for a lot of the kid's clothes at Target (especially since they pissed off the lefties) and she worked HARD to find two such extreme examples of "gendered" clothing.

 

[unexpected onions]

She also posted this last night which is hilarious to me. I shop for a lot of the kid's clothes at Target (especially since they pissed off the lefties) and she worked HARD to find two such extreme examples of "gendered" clothing.

She worked hard and still couldn't find a decent example. The barbie thing is a swimsuit and the other one is just a shirt that would be fine on either gender.

 

[Harvey Danger]

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All that box dye is starting to take its toll

She already has another home. She already has stuff there, including a bed/couch (if that recent picture really was at the new place). She is not TRAPPED in the McMansion, she is literally choosing to stay there and seethe instead of sleeping perfectly fine in the other place.

Can you imagine any woman fleeing an actual abuser, who already has a new place set up, trying to convince you she's still "trapped" in the old place? What's keeping her locked in, her own watchful vigil over the kitchen plates?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Lay off guys, Daniel is literally throwing out of her matrimonial home and nobody is helping her! I mean, sure, people supposedly gave money, mami and papi flew across the whole continent to pitch in, but Daniel is simultaneously raping her to death, beating her to death, ignoring her to death to be with his hot new young wife, his new kids that he loves so much more than Hannah.

After all the dust has settled, both parties will feel they've forgotten something. Nothing important, mind you. Weeks after Becky has fled, Daniel is slowly clearing out the rooms and finally goes to check in the room where Jackson's gooncave is to find him still there, still gooning.

 

[RubberDinghyRapists]

Ok so who wants to bet Bex met new wife in person today and realised how much thinner she is


Still not a single interaction on her countdown to escape tweet 3 hours later, everyone who know her just automatically tunes out her histrionics

 

[Fat Black Woman]

Becky is FAT.
The only skeleton she resembles is the skeleton of a house. Because she's as big as one.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

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Ok so who wants to bet Bex met new wife in person today and realised how much thinner she is


Still not a single interaction on her countdown to escape tweet 3 hours later, everyone who know her just automatically tunes out her histrionics

Lol remember how like 6 months ago she was lying about her age and bragging about her weight loss as "hard work!" on Reddit?

Found it

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Lying about massive weight loss seems like such a hallmark for BPDemons and I don't know why. You also see people like Tuna Slater do this, who is a heaping sack of fat despite being on heroin. They are aware we have eyes and can see they're still fat, right?

 

[RubberDinghyRapists]

Lol remember how like 6 months ago she was lying about her age and bragging about her weight loss as "hard work!" on Reddit?

Found it

I'm pretty sure at the same time as she was making those reddit posts she was on bsky giving it the usual 'I wish people would stop triggering me by mentioning my weight loss' its a pattern I've noticed with her its like some weird coping mechanism for when she's feeling particularly body conscious because she's fat and unfuckable

 

[swingbatta]

You know, I just moved myself, and I'll admit that it does suck to do so by yourself. Movers ain't cheap (and I live in a much smaller city than she does) and schlepping boxes up and down stairs for days on end can really take a toll on you physically when you're alone. I don't blame her for crying on--

Oh wait, what was that? She's not paying for the movers herself? She's not moving anything herself? She has at least two men helping her? She's spent all her time crying on Bluesky instead of packing or moving?

Cry more, Becky.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

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All that box dye is starting to take its toll

Funny how Becky fluctuates from "I CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE INTO MY NEW LATINX COMMUNITY!" to "I AM READY TO DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT" to "I WANT TO LEAVE BUT I CAN'T OR ELSE MY NAZI EX WILL MURDER ME" to "I AM ALL PACKED AND READY TO GET AWAY FROM MY DEADBEAT HUSBAND AND HIS NEW FUGLY SLUT GOLDDIGGING WHORE WIFE" all the span of a few hours.

Her BPD speedrun is giving me fucking whiplash.

Come on, Becky - give us something splashy, with some sizzle! Something like "MY EX RUNS A KIDDY PORN RING IN OUR BASEMENT" or "I FOUND OUT MY BABY IS THE PROMISED ANTI-CHRIST BUT MY EVIL EX LOCKED ME IN THE ATTIC UNTIL I GAVE BIRTH TO SATAN'S FUTURE BRIDE"

 

[sarna]

Funny how Becky fluctuates from "I CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE INTO MY NEW LATINX COMMUNITY!" to "I AM READY TO DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT" to "I WANT TO LEAVE BUT I CAN'T OR ELSE MY NAZI EX WILL MURDER ME" to "I AM ALL PACKED AND READY TO GET AWAY FROM MY DEADBEAT HUSBAND AND HIS NEW FUGLY SLUT GOLDDIGGING WHORE WIFE" all the span of a few hours.

This is why the thread is so much fun. It's like looking through a kaleidoscope.

 

[repentance]

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All that box dye is starting to take its toll

It's been "two more days" for over a week now.

And 4lbs is nothing over the course of a week, even if it's true. If Bex is in such a terrible state, you'd think that Jackson would care enough to have them stay at his mother's until the move, but Becky is strangely silent on what Jackson is doing in all this (which will be everything that needs doing because Becky is doing none of it).

 

[sarna]

If Bex is in such a terrible state, you'd think that Jackson would care enough to have them stay at his mother's until the move, but Becky is strangely silent on what Jackson is doing in all this (which will be everything that needs doing because Becky is doing none of it).

Jackson's last Fetlife like was on Saturday, so he seems to be up to something.

 

[Sigmahat]

Meaty bits still considerably wider than knees. Not skeletal. She's just been fat so long she thinks she's a skinny queen now.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

It's been "two more days" for over a week now.

And 4lbs is nothing over the course of a week, even if it's true. If Bex is in such a terrible state, you'd think that Jackson would care enough to have them stay at his mother's until the move, but Becky is strangely silent on what Jackson is doing in all this (which will be everything that needs doing because Becky is doing none of it).

We've seen her recent Fetlife porn selfie (unfortunately), and Becky looks nowhere close to being the next Eugenia Cooney or Karen Carpenter. Sure, she looks LESS rotund than she did in her glory days of weeklong Disney trips and lobster dinners, but she's not in danger of being mistaken for Twiggy or Kate Moss either.

More BPD exaggeration, as usual. Where something as simple as, "please have your stuff packed and gone within two weeks" becomes "MY EX TOLD ME TO LEAVE WITH NOTHING BUT THE CLOTHES ON MY BACK OR ELSE HE WOULD RAPE ME TO DEATH WHILE OUR BABY WATCHES!"

 

[Printemps]

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Meaty bits still considerably wider than knees. Not skeletal. She's just been fat so long she thinks she's a skinny queen now.

Becky saw us saying her Fetlife selfie made her look like a decomposing corpse and thought, "They're saying I look like a skeleton because I'm such a skinny beauty!"

 

[AfghanBlue]

Becky saw us saying her Fetlife selfie made her look like a decomposing corpse and thought, "They're saying I look like a skeleton because I'm such a skinny beauty!"

Yup. For her information shes always looked like a fat skeleton. Just a really unfortunate facial structure. She looks like she's lost loads of teeth, the way very old women's mouths look when they don't wear their dentures..she just somehow managed this while not a toothless octogenerian, and carrying loads of gross lumpy fat all over.

The mental picture of her giving up exhausted in her fat bitch dress and returning to her sack-of-shit position horizontal on what is now definitely not her-sofa, in a house where a whole new relationship is supposed to be Home, is hillarious. How she doesn't think this reads as utterly pathetic is beyond me. I suppose it's the same way she thinks her role-playing a domestic abuse victim, asking if she is thinking straight, saying she's been told to "behave" looks any way convincing.
She's literally only got one (1) blatant cow tippin' pootoucher replying now, and those replies are clear needles.

She's gonna lose it when the drama of the move out fades to quiet.

 

[repentance]

She's gonna lose it when the drama of the move out fades to quiet.

The drama of the move out will never fade. She'll keep resurrecting it just like she resurrects every other past drama.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

The drama of the move out will never fade. She'll keep resurrecting it just like she resurrects every other past drama.

BPDemons like Becky need drama more than food, water, or oxygen. She will at least post once a day about how her EVIL NAZI EX KICKED HER OUT OF HER HOME, LITERALLY RAPED HER MONEY OUT OF HIS BANK ACCOUNT, AND TOTALLY DID NOT WANT THE BABY (despite him being the one who puts the most time and effort into Hannah).

Even if Becky were to somehow find a guy who is hotter, younger, and richer than the Fat Kraut, she is never going to let it go.

Speaking of not letting go of her exes, whatever happened to Punning Pundit? I can't seem to find much of a digital trail of him anymore.