Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[soulless guarantee]

So now 2 out of 3 scalfani brothers are youtubers? Charles needs to get off his ass and post some videos on his channel that he teased months ago - thats the kinda lolcow lecturing I want to see. Complete the scalfani trifecta!

 

[Marc]

I'm waiting to see if Jack can resist increasing the number of content creators he boasts of "mentoring" once his brothers have their own fart-huffing streams.

Does this heap's mentorship entail anything more than demanding people with utoob channels travel to his house and act reverent towards his couch-restricted torso while appearing in one of his videos, and resulting in neither channel's view or subscriber counts increasing? Even when Jack had more working appendages, his Jack Pack cross-contaminations promotions seemed like the laziest attempt at building a cult of personality around oneself in food entertainment history.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm waiting to see if Jack can resist increasing the number of content creators he boasts of "mentoring" once his brothers have their own fart-huffing streams.

Does this heap's mentorship entail anything more than demanding people with utoob channels travel to his house and act reverent towards his couch-restricted torso while appearing in one of his videos, and resulting in neither channel's view or subscriber counts increasing? Even when Jack had more working appendages, his Jack Pack cross-contaminations promotions seemed like the laziest attempt at building a cult of personality around oneself in food entertainment history.

If I was going to make content I think that a stroked out lardo who has never made it as a content creator would be the last person I'd go to for mentoring

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

He seems like a decent guy but his conspiracy theories are fucking retarded. He's more intelligent than Jack (which isn't saying much) but he's definitely not very bright either

We keep confusing Jim Scalfani with James (Jimmy) Smith…..

Jim is the brother and the bald shredded gay dude with @pignips, and seemingly a thoughtful and decent human being. Jim works in product development with a concerning amount of job hopping for someone that Jack labels an expert and genius in his field, He appears to have a broad and complex worldview and political identity that values individual freedoms, but does not appear to be a conspiracy theorist, and is at least considerate of, and understanding of the appeal and societal function of core conservative values without necessarily agreeing with them. He wants to help his brother but has been cautious about it. He appears to engage his brother as a means to both try to help Jack, but also as a personal challenge to do better and be better. We kinda like Jim





James (Jimmy) Smith is Tammy ‘s cousin. Hes the wiry looking guy with the ear gauges, leather cowboy hat, and scraggly beard. He’s from Aunt Myrna’s side of the family. He works at some Lexus Dealer outside of Chicago in the parts department, He mostly identifies lightly with more alt right America firstish views. But isn’t seemingly oblivious to the wackier side that spectrum. But he tries to avoid conflict with Jack and Jack bullies and pushes him around until Jack gains consensus with Jimmy. The guy wants to have a decent sized audience for his gaming streams for his own entertainment, but got wrapped up with Jack. We kinda feel bad for Jimmy



And for those still confused…..Charles, Chawls, Chaz, Chuck, etc is Jack’s “tech CTO” brother that apparently has to have mastered like 32 languages (anyone with 32 program langs isn’t a master in any of them). He’s the spastic woman hating, bloviating ASMR fetishist who lives on the California coast and is an insufferable expert in his own mind, his waifu has a big gummy smile, but his daughter appears attractive enough that id hit on her at the gym. Hes this little meat and butter powered spastic short cueball that will assert that he excels at a broad range of hobbies and interests from making music, to firearms and hunting, to writing books, to producing movies, to fitness, etc. we all think that he’s a real prick




Jack also has a half sister that isn’t notable enough for names or pics, and a Jewish ex wife (Karen, Garett’s mom )

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Even considering how retarded fatty is, to actually believe that last one takes some special type of retard

 

[Laura Pallmall]

Then who saved the King?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Even considering how retarded fatty is, to actually believe that last one takes some special type of retard

I can't even find anything remotely close to what he's talking about. But then this is Fatty we're talking about.

 

[An YTMND User]

I can't even find anything remotely close to what he's talking about. But then this is Fatty we're talking about.

Jack is lowkey Q from Q-Anon.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack is lowkey Q from Q-Anon.

I am genuinely surprised that fatty didn't go all QAnon and share that kind of shit. He's not exactly far off from it but still

 

[Sneedmiser]

I am genuinely surprised that fatty didn't go all QAnon and share that kind of shit. He's not exactly far off from it but still

Unironically he's too Christpilled to go full Q, the Evangelical brainworms could not be dislodged by the boomer pied piper.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm starting to think Jack is obsessed with arresting people





Of course even when doing political takes, he still thinks about food

 

[Super Hans v2]

Of course even when doing political takes, he still thinks about food

Jack's mishearing when he thinks random passerbys are yelling fascist at him.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm starting to think Jack is obsessed with arresting people

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Of course even when doing political takes, he still thinks about food

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Of course. Fatty thinks that anyone who doesn't want to suck off Trump should be arrested and executed.

 

[soulless guarantee]

Even considering how retarded fatty is, to actually believe that last one takes some special type of retard

I can't even find anything remotely close to what he's talking about. But then this is Fatty we're talking about.

The kernel of this is likely to be the story of an English woman being arrested for silently praying outside of an abortion clinic/centre a couple of years ago. There was an exclusion zone around the clinic that banned any protest - including things like counselling people going into the clinic. From what I've found, it seems to be a law specific to Birmingham council, rather than the UK as a whole -- which strikes me as odd, I had no idea that local councils could do this. The lady in question was outside the clinic, standing quietly and being filmed IIRC. Police spoke to her, and she then confirmed that she was praying silently in her head, which was taken to be admitting to breaking the exclusion order within that location.

So while it is a horrendous abuse of free speech (which doesnt exist in the UK anyway), it was specifically limited in the context of being in a hyper local area (outside an abortion clinic) within a community (Birmingham) that had enacted this local law. Jack has spun that to mean that Christian prayer is illegal throughout the country -- a country whose monarch is literally the head of the Church of England, who are (if only nominally) fans of praying to Jesus.

 

[Adamska]

I'm starting to think Jack is obsessed with arresting people

Well yeah, low-iq manchildren like him love for the big authority to destroy the people they hate, just as often as they think they don't have to worry about it. Just look at Fatrick Tomlinson as another example of that.

He can't watch them scream as he goes to heaven in the Rapture via Daddy-god, so this is his next best option.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I am genuinely surprised that fatty didn't go all QAnon and share that kind of shit. He's not exactly far off from it but still

He's been all over Q since the start as has Jr but he's never gone full Q-tard for unknown reasons or if he did he never sperged about it online. Jr did for a while which is why we were calling him Qali.

Of course even when doing political takes, he still thinks about food

And of course he has no idea what "fascism" is either.

The kernel of this is likely to be the story of an English woman being arrested for silently praying outside of an abortion clinic/centre a couple of years ago. There was an exclusion zone around the clinic that banned any protest - including things like counselling people going into the clinic. From what I've found, it seems to be a law specific to Birmingham council, rather than the UK as a whole -- which strikes me as odd, I had no idea that local councils could do this. The lady in question was outside the clinic, standing quietly and being filmed IIRC. Police spoke to her, and she then confirmed that she was praying silently in her head, which was taken to be admitting to breaking the exclusion order within that location.

So while it is a horrendous abuse of free speech (which doesnt exist in the UK anyway), it was specifically limited in the context of being in a hyper local area (outside an abortion clinic) within a community (Birmingham) that had enacted this local law. Jack has spun that to mean that Christian prayer is illegal throughout the country -- a country whose monarch is literally the head of the Church of England, who are (if only nominally) fans of praying to Jesus.

Well that is fucking stupid but Britbongland is such a nanny state at this point it's utterly ridiculous.

And of course Fatty immediately leaps to the conclusion that Jesus is illegal in the UK. He's such a moron.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bro really responded to a year old comment



Nicest guy on Youtube

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack is a Minnesota prude…


Also, I like August,

 

[Pig Cups]

Tammy's looking huge in this pizza ATM video.

Not saying this to be unnecessarily graphic…but she could absolutely become a performer for Private Society. They’d take her without a second thought.

Looks like a giant Bartlett Pear lymphedema.

Spoiler: FTFY

i wonder if black guys hit on her…..

Funny enough, I’ve actually seen women like her with black guys who looked like this:


Sweaty, shirtless, and wearing a grill. And she’d be wearing an LA Dodgers cap with the brim turned sideways. And you just knew that she was getting fucked down properly.