Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[AfghanBlue]

Almost forgot how being told by your parents to take a shower after 4 days straight of not doing so is literally abuse. Who does this pooner bitch think she is, Pixyteri?

Can you even begin to imagine how smelly you must be, to not only be coax a non family member over the hurdle of awkwardness that is telling you to wash;
But the fact this lady specified that the girl was not permitted to, as a ground rule, sit on her new sofa, until she did so as a matter of regularity?

That is next level. That means the smell gets INTO the fabric. The sickly, sweet, staining smell of unwashed, unbalanced ph fat girl STANK.
Some unsuspecting husband will have slumped to take a rest in the evening and got a baffling then sickening faceful of that whiff, even after after the wife had been all day at it with the Febreeze and warm soapy water.
She is probably a fairly significant part of the reason why the "new sofa" appeared to replace the old sofa in the first place.

The mental image of the mother losing all control and tipping over and spanking this gargantuan, stinking, too old for it girl, after she retard screamed on the landing about the shower snake, in whatever stressful attempt at keeping their necks above Hovel level place they live, no thanks to the pooner adding her funk, is chaotic and like something from a John Waters movie.

Hahaha. Gross. I don't even want to look to see how many comments are still telling this poor wretch to poon full steam ahead out anyway.

 

[graywolf88]

The mental image of the mother losing all control and tipping over and spanking this gargantuan, stinking, too old for it girl, after she retard screamed on the landing about the shower snake, in whatever stressful attempt at keeping their necks above Hovel level place they live, no thanks to the pooner adding her funk, is chaotic and like something from a John Waters movie.

These snowflake zoomers, trans or otherwise don't know how good they have it. The homeless masses in every major American city lack the basic necessities to even take a shower, much less make the conscious decision not to for several days at the expense of their fellow housemates. I doubt she's paying rent either. Honestly the whole situation makes me MATI.

 

[Kokenami]

It's a T4T Jell-O wrestling event in Portland, Oregon, being advertised via posters in the Old Town section of Portland, which, if you know Portland, would be the last place you'd ever advertise your special event as the area is full of rampaging drug-addicted homeless folks. But it's also one of the areas where there are some gay bars, so maybe that's why whoever did this posted in Old Town.

 

[Chandelier]

Isn't saying "I need it deeper" just a somewhat kinder way of saying that the rotdog ain't getting the job done? Because I'm pretty sure they make lava lamp sized dildos that can reach your kidneys.

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This is my favorite comment. "I miss real dick." "So you're saying you want me to buy a bigger dildo? Polyamory? YOU'RE LEAVING ME? (note: this is going to happen) TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY. " I dunno, dood. Call me crazy, I think she just might want to get fucked and not have to pretend to like it.

Pooners will also admit that they miss dick, too. They'll say silicon is nowhere close to the real thing; that real dicks have feeling or what have you. Sounds awfully transphobic, doesn't it?

Like this TIM who's 2M (6'7) but would've loved to have mutilated his body at age 12 if it meant being a dainty 5'0 "girl".

Even puberty blocked boys still grow tall, because male genes win out over height. They will still be lankier and heavier than their female peers. This Troon would still be 6'7.

Mia Mulder is 6'5 and seeing him compared to other men really makes me wonder who the fuck is threatening them.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

“I don’t pass, but I’ve been passing recently, except when I don’t.” Ok bud thanks for the clarification.

My new troon pet peeve is them complaining about invasive questions. You openly joined a cult where y’all turn your genitals inside-out, then get mad if people ask you if you’re planning on getting your genitals turned inside-out.

We’re all sitting here waiting for grandma to die and pretending we can’t smell that Kennedy ulcer on her ass and we’ve already talked about the weather like five times, so…

I don’t think women are angels incapable of being evil but how are we just as bad as the men literally chasing and attacking you? Once again, MTFs complaining about feels over reals.

Most people aren’t going to throw themselves in between two crazy weirdos fighting, I sure wouldn’t, and I wouldn’t want the men in my family to put themselves at risk, either. There, I just cared about men’s safety. Just be glad it was 1v1 with no head stomps, you got off easy.

And yes, you did choose to put the “kick me” sign on your back. You can leave the dress at home Bradley, I can’t leave my pussy there.

Day 1,000 of them complaining that women don’t want to catch HIV from men who fuck other men, implies women should accept the risk to be good allies.

Dang, AFABs catching strays for…being too nice and feminine. Well fuck, are we supposed to be mean or not? You can’t force someone to genuinely like you, sorry.

“Women are usually more prejudiced than men.” Except they seem to be more accepting of troons based on any polling on this issue, but don’t let that stop your rant…

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'd like to dive in to this this roiling froth of autism with a question. This question is gross and horrible, and I don't actually know any FTMs to annoy with it.

Spoiler: Here goes:

When they use "stand to pee" packers, do they rinse them out in the bathroom sink after? Is there some kind of disposable liner situation going on? Or do they just walk around with peed-on silicone in their shorts all day? Cause that's nasty.

I swear I've seen multiple posts of FTMs discussing/debating/advising on this, because those ladies do get detail focused.

There's no kind of liner for them; the STP packers are silicone with a tube through the middle.

IIRC the consensus was to shake a STP packer's pee tube out in just the way they think a fella would, then rinse it once they get home. Or rinse it if they're in a single-seater bathroom or at home already. It didn't sound great.

 

[stupid frog]

My husband was naked in bed with another man. That man was a normal looking man

lmfao

Regarding the QR code, I have not tried it, fearing the code will link to something terrible.

Goes here:


https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfyXI7whabnHrbKMgxwEuP76ftxxWqaYd-_m2F4GNsT5aNviQ/viewform

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It's a T4T Jell-O wrestling event in Portland, Oregon, being advertised via posters in the Old Town section of Portland, which, if you know Portland, would be the last place you'd ever advertise your special event as the area is full of rampaging drug-addicted homeless folks.

Whatever happens, I do hope we get some hot Hon-on-Hon Jell-O action. God cannot deprive us of this bounty!

The @mutual_wrestling Instagram has two pictures on display of what we can expect from Null's new favourite sport:

Spoiler

 

[Positron]

wee TiF resents that she's so itty bitty that she can't find anything to wear even in boys' sizes,

She paid to get her breasts hacked, yet she can't afford to pay a tailor a visit?

 

[stupid frog]

She paid to get her breasts hacked, yet she can't afford to pay a tailor a visit?

It's cute you don't think the taxpayer is the one who paid.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

I don’t think women are angels incapable of being evil but how are we just as bad as the men literally chasing and attacking you? Once again, MTFs complaining about feels over reals.

I mean Troons have no concept of womanhood outside of the skewed perception viewed through a male sexual lens, so having a skewed perception of women themselves is pretty expected.

 

[Otterly]

Whatever happens, I do hope we get some hot Hon-on-Hon Jell-O action. God cannot deprive us of this bounty!

The @mutual_wrestling Instagram has two pictures on display of what we can expect from Null's new favourite sport:

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Mmm…. In a barren badly landscaped backyard, a cavity filled with bits of flesh and goo, used for fetish fulfilment?
I’ve seen this before somewhere …

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

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You are my hero; thank you, Stupid Frog!

>This event is by and for perverts
No shit, Sherlock.

 

[graywolf88]

This is the type of shit I frequent this thread for. The activities troons I know attend are normal shit like roller derby and stuff. This amateur setup and frankly gross image this activity presents could be envisioned only by a rattled, pornsick mind of a tranny.

 

[Sean Andalou]

T4T Jell-O wrestling event in Portland, Oregon

Goes here:

... 100% of proceeds after event costs will be donated to the Immigrant & Refugee Community Organization. ...

Of course.

 

[Waffle Iron]

If these guys just organized cross-dressing jelly wrestling once per year, and otherwise were normal human beings. I could just laugh at them without hating them.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

The activities troons I know attend are normal shit like roller derby and stuff. This amateur setup and frankly gross image this activity presents could be envisioned only by a rattled, pornsick mind of a tranny.

Trannies like roller derby because powerful women is what they're attracted to and what they want to be. It all leads back to autogynephilia. Your "good ones" acquaintances are rattled and pornsick.

 

[JudyTester]

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Archive link: https://archive.is/1OnDG

Reminder not to click on Google docs or drive links when logged into a Google account or not in incognito mode.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Trannies like roller derby because powerful women is what they're attracted to and what they want to be. It all leads back to autogynephilia. Your "good ones" acquaintances are rattled and pornsick.

I'm sure some of the less vocal trannies, the more quiet "good ones" are just living in a deep state of fatalism, having permanently changed their bodies for something they now realized was an impossible sexual fantasy. Can't go back, gotta try and move forward as much as possible. That viewpoint has come up a few times in various confessionals in trans documentaries and comments from detransitioners about others in the community. It's not the worst attitude to have but it would still have been better if no one had ever tricked them into believing transition was possible in the first place. And they probably would still be better off trying to just live as a damaged version of their actual sex then to pretend, but that sort of realization is probably avoided as way too painful to come to terms with for a lot of them.

 

[Eva Braun]

Protect the L's
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Remember: coddle and flatter and obey ALL men - not just the ones who can convincingly disguise themselves as pretty women.

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