Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hooked on phobics]

Incoming game jam drama?

Screenshot included in higher res

Really this could be just another symptom of collective shout causing damage to the industry. I cannot say for CERTAIN, but I'm thinking this is effected by their bs.

Not saying Itch is JUSTIFIED in doing that, but it makes me think maybe of how banks crash : IE everyone tries to withdraw their cash at once, and the bank has literally no money due to thousands of loans, and people get shafted? I might be incorrect here, but I could see something like that, if payment processors fucked them, and a ton of money got messed up

COULD also be someone just being shady but still

 

[The Stranger]

Incoming game jam drama?

As far as I can tell it has nothing to do with the game jam. Khronos the snake just thinks them running the game jam through itch.io gives them the clout to demand change lol

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Since been removed from the site I think, it used to show up and you could highlight it (black text on black background, insanely hard puzzle, DOE haxor!):
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This is the most embarrassing """""puzzle""""" I have ever seen. 7 years at blizzuhrd.

 

[Colon capital V]

I hope Mald sucks dick for cock for payment processors and puts down people speaking against it so that maybe we can actually get some change to card companies like he did with SKG.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

And no revenue flow... I genuinely don't know what going trough his head... The 15 asspat best case on salary worst case hourly employees... And this fucker think he can throw a hissy fit any time cuz he has no boss anymore? No faggot you need to grind as well cuz 15 asspat paycheck depending solely on your stream..

Considering the money he was making employees are probably fine for the length of a vacation.

Thing he might struggle with is with everyone shitting on him because it is the in thing his employees may decide to get out the way. There’s loads of other streamers that don’t implode that could pay for them.

 

[my penis is on fire]

COULD also be someone just being shady but still

Itch.io has been acting weird for a while now, even before the Global Internet Censorship Crusade began. The Buckshot Roulette developer posted about a similar issue, and at some point they added a feature where if you set your revenue share to 0% it makes the whole site grayscale and they didn’t announce or explain the change. It’s probably even worse now since porn games were a massive chunk of their revenue that’s now gone.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Lol someone made an itchio game based on mald and SKG. Its nothing special but its a free meme game.

https://sloppy-dev.itch.io/thepiratesoftwaregame

employees are probably fine for the length of a vacation.

Do we KNOW the length yet? Don't forget


Vacation will continue until morale improves

 

[Bob Faget]

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Please don't. It's funny to observe. And clearly the community wants to talk about it

Literally George Orwells 1984

 

[big pauper]

You might be thinking of this story?

this guy has borderline personality disorder doesn't he? i don't know why explaining why baby sippy cups are actually a good tool to prevent date rape just makes me think of BPD. its like the superficial appearance of a mature thing to say but its actually nightmarish in its chaotic implications

 

[Forklift Certified]

this guy has borderline personality disorder doesn't he? i don't know why explaining why baby sippy cups are actually a good tool to prevent date rape just makes me think of BPD. its like the superficial appearance of a mature thing to say but its actually nightmarish in its chaotic implications

Might be a murrican thing but at Houseparty you invite someone you already know... Yes ? If I remember correctly He explicit stated he handing sippy cups during his house parties...

So either:

A, Handing sippy cups to prevent drink spiking says a lot about your friend circle... Probably he organized an in hous furry fag fest but he is too pussy to do drugs or dealing with OD-d guests...

B, nigger faggot open invite everyone which is not a smart move because all the micromanagement and shits like watching out for theft or vandalism, you throw a party to relax not to work on it like a fucking security guard (at least I can't fathom this behavior with my superior European brain)

 

[Facom]

Oh fucking hell
Using youtube captions on streams back to 2023 or I did a search for "worked at blizzard". The word "Blizzard" just on its own comes up 5815 times from 2023 till present day.
This is over one month for example. Time for the longest supercut of all supercuts?

All of these are over 1 single month


Some "Blizzard" on its own hits over a SINGLE STREAM

 

[ADHD Mate]

So either:

C. He made shit on the go to sound smart without thinking of implications of what he is saying.

 

[cigint]

Time for the longest supercut of all supercuts?

I think the point's been made by the supercut that was already posted, and you'd need to get a little creative to outshine it.

 

[big pauper]

Might be a murrican thing but at Houseparty you invite someone you already know... Yes ? If I remember correctly He explicit stated he handing sippy cups during his house parties...

trying to set clearly defined boundaries when we're talking about a "house party" is retarded because the whole point is for people to get inebriated and transgress boundaries. the red solo cup rules double as bumpers to make sure that people are capable of maintaining their own personal responsibility, so when someone takes their shirt off everyone knows that they had too much to drink and aren't making good decisions. how that shakes down past that is up to the people you've surrounded yourself with.

its not even the idea that you need to protect yourself from the people you've surrounded yourself with, because thats somewhat of a given in any situation when inebriated people are involved. it's the fact that the party host is instead going to provide essentially drink condoms. is this a party or a fucking bathouse orgy? Does this guy think that makes him sound less weird?

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

trying to set clearly defined boundaries when we're talking about a "house party" is retarded because the whole point is for people to get inebriated and transgress boundaries. the red solo cup rules double as bumpers to make sure that people are capable of maintaining their own personal responsibility, so when someone takes their shirt off everyone knows that they had too much to drink and aren't making good decisions. how that shakes down past that is up to the people you've surrounded yourself with.

its not even the idea that you need to protect yourself from the people you've surrounded yourself with, because thats somewhat of a given in any situation when inebriated people are involved. it's the fact that the party host is instead going to provide essentially drink condoms. is this a party or a fucking bathouse orgy? Does this guy think that makes him sound less weird?

He wanted to sound smart and a white knight for being against roofies, a position that i think is pretty universal. While ignoring the implication that he distrusts the people he invites into his house because they are known to roofie people or complete strangers

 

[big pauper]

He wanted to sound smart and a white knight for being against roofies, a position that i think is pretty universal. While ignoring the implication that he distrusts the people he invites into his house because they are known to roofie people or complete strangers

hoist by his own petard

 

[Forklift Certified]

C. He made shit on the go to sound smart without thinking of implications of what he is saying.

Probably...

Well shit I don't like to do one word replays so I like to use this moment to throw a bone to mald...

Hey Mald ! if you reading this thread here is a freebie life hack from balkanistan...

Keep couple of clean glass container (like cough syrup or small sauce ones) just in case if you need to do a "drop by" PISS sample at your hospital as a part of a medical exam...

200 IQ isn't it? Just as smart as your sippy cup solution eyh ?

Or.. or.. watch this: YOU JUST BUY A FUCKIN SAMPLE CONTAINER BEFOREHAND AT YOUR DRUGSTORE!

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Like how hard to buy a pack of one use plastic beer cup whit lids ?

No he need to throw a simple solution in his 733T-a-troon IQ2000 machine to sound smarter ... fucking sippy cups man... I swear he has a secondary infantilism disorder/fethis on top of his furry faggotry

Feel free to autist me cuz I'm legit tilting on this...

 

[Hit Squad]

He wanted to sound smart and a white knight for being against roofies, a position that i think is pretty universal. While ignoring the implication that he distrusts the people he invites into his house because they are known to roofie people or complete strangers

It's literally this:


Jason: I'm smart enough to utilize a sippy cup around my guests as they are known to roofie drinks on occasion.
Me: So... You hang around and party with rapists?
Jason: erm....

Wait a minute... the overcaution from Jason... Has this fucker been roofied and raped in the past? Hence the sippy cups?

 

[Facom]

I think the point's been made by the supercut that was already posted, and you'd need to get a little creative to outshine it.

5 Hours of "worked at Blizzard" for you to fall asleep to

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Wait a minute... the overcaution from Jason... Has this fucker been roofied and raped in the past? Hence the sippy cups?

I have a hard time believing anyone would want to rape him, but then again furries are fucking weird and their entire existence leaves me in confusion so much that I just try not to make sense of it.