Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Stabby_Pencil]

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What even is a woman?

Are they at the eating their own stage now?

 

[Chemex]

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What even is a woman?

Gonna bet that the commenters don't even pass themselves. Though, like all cases, they probably do think they actually pass.

 

[Eva Braun]

Gonna bet that the commenters don't even pass themselves. Though, like all cases, they probably do think they actually pass.

Wdym a 1.65m tall human with giganormous hips, who dresses all black with 10+ piercings and guyliner, who speaks like a 12 year old boy faking a deeper voice, who walks around like an anime villain, doesn’t pass as a guy? Wdym?

 

[Deer Warts]

It's insane an interest in curiosity can cost you your penis/breasts now.

What does the mom mean by "She is in reception moving to year 1"?

All I can think of is it's a "kindergarten moving to first grade" kind of thing. I would very much like to hear that I am wrong, and we're not talking about a fucking five-year-old here.

 

[Stan]

The mental image of the mother losing all control and tipping over and spanking this gargantuan, stinking, too old for it girl, after she retard screamed on the landing about the shower snake, in whatever stressful attempt at keeping their necks above Hovel level place they live, no thanks to the pooner adding her funk, is chaotic and like something from a John Waters movie.

I asked Sora to make this for us and after rejecting the prompt several times (because trans, and then probably because of the violence of Mom storming up the stairs and beating on lil pooner) I got this:
"Tense Shower Dispute"

Idk. I don't think it captures what I think it should look like:

Hahaha. Gross. I don't even want to look to see how many comments are still telling this poor wretch to poon full steam ahead out anyway.

Actually she only got one comment it told her to fucking shower.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

The conversation reminds me of this.
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It's insane an interest in curiosity can cost you your penis/breasts now.

Rowling right again.

 

[horseorigin]

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“I don’t pass, but I’ve been passing recently, except when I don’t.” Ok bud thanks for the clarification.

My new troon pet peeve is them complaining about invasive questions. You openly joined a cult where y’all turn your genitals inside-out, then get mad if people ask you if you’re planning on getting your genitals turned inside-out.

We’re all sitting here waiting for grandma to die and pretending we can’t smell that Kennedy ulcer on her ass and we’ve already talked about the weather like five times, so…
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I don’t think women are angels incapable of being evil but how are we just as bad as the men literally chasing and attacking you? Once again, MTFs complaining about feels over reals.

Most people aren’t going to throw themselves in between two crazy weirdos fighting, I sure wouldn’t, and I wouldn’t want the men in my family to put themselves at risk, either. There, I just cared about men’s safety. Just be glad it was 1v1 with no head stomps, you got off easy.

And yes, you did choose to put the “kick me” sign on your back. You can leave the dress at home Bradley, I can’t leave my pussy there.
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Day 1,000 of them complaining that women don’t want to catch HIV from men who fuck other men, implies women should accept the risk to be good allies.
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Dang, AFABs catching strays for…being too nice and feminine. Well fuck, are we supposed to be mean or not? You can’t force someone to genuinely like you, sorry.
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“Women are usually more prejudiced than men.” Except they seem to be more accepting of troons based on any polling on this issue, but don’t let that stop your rant…

These are all literally indistinguishable from the trite incels complain about woman on your average 4chan /pol/ thread. It’s just tweaked with trans terminology to make it socially acceptable to dunk on females in public. Even down to calling them ‘cissoids’ (which is obviously a play on ‘foid’.) Everyone knows what you REALY mean, fellas. You’re just too chicken to be misogynistic as a man.

Well whatever! Even boys trans gals need a hugbox support group to cry publicly about how rude and awful those scary woman are where they won’t be judged! Just say you hate woman with your full chest you cucked nerds! Embrace your chudness!

 

[Dolly Brooks]

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Oh no, Stinky Princess! Why would the parents think you’re some bathroom pervert?

Some of these may be out of order time-wise but you get the idea.

Spoiler: Gross

Nudist but okay…I guess it could be worse.
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CURIOUS ABOUT BEING A LITTLE, DEF NOT A SEXUAL THING THOUGH…
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POSTS ABOUT HIS POOP A LOT
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FINDS DRESSING LIKE A WOMAN AROUSING BECAUSE HIS MOM LAUGHED AT HIM ONCE
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There were A LOT of poop posts.
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3 troons and a pear tree or however the song goes
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Top question is a CJ question but it’s a good one.
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Of course, MTF friend is a rapist, MTF partner is cool with it, this MTF says “she” makes them all look bad. “They still can’t sit with us” but they can live with you?
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Feels so much better, even though they post about being depressed constantly.
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It wasn’t even that big of a shit tbh, not sure why he made that comparison. I guess add pregnancy to the fetish list.
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Literally the meme
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One thing I’ve noticed about MTFs is they rate the women in their lives on a serious curve. Like “my dad was a mean drunk” and then “my mom laughed at me once.” In a recent story, an MTF’s male friend was rude as hell and his friend’s gf politely said she didn’t think dressing as a woman would make him happy, guess which one stung him more? It’s…interesting.
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Idk why anyone would think this guy is some bathroom pervert!

Stinkyprincess17 is back to give relationship advice and look at scat porn (an incredibly Islamic one at that, I very much regret clicking on it for science.)

 

[graywolf88]

Idk. I don't think it captures what I think it should look like:

 

[Asda Smartprice Sausage]

What does the mom mean by "She is in reception moving to year 1"?

All I can think of is it's a "kindergarten moving to first grade" kind of thing. I would very much like to hear that I am wrong, and we're not talking about a fucking five-year-old here.

Reception is about 4-5yo and year 1 is 5-6yo. So pre-k and kindy in the US? Insidious.

I really, really hope it’s a troll post, tbh, but. Doubt it.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

It's a T4T Jell-O wrestling event in Portland

This is called wam/sploshing btw and also from the photos it looks like they skimped on the gelatine 3/10 at best barely even popped a boner.

 

[Stan]

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I'm not the best artist, but I think @AfghanBlue is right that this whole scene could be in a modern day John Waters style film.

If only I could become a perv director of midnight crazy films, but I doubt I could get a Divine who'd want to film with me...

 

[Dr. Butt]

Mmm…. In a barren badly landscaped backyard, a cavity filled with bits of flesh and goo, used for fetish fulfilment?
I’ve seen this before somewhere …

And to think, I hesitated to scan that QR code!

 

[Pig Cups]

I get the feeling that events explicitly advertised as “T4T” are going to see downward trends in attendance as time goes on because the troons are going to start feeling dehumanized by the idea of spaces/events designed for them only. Ergo, it’s another stark reminder of how abnormal they are, and their self-conscious asses can’t handle it. That’s why, rather than stick to T4T spaces where they belong, they insist on harassing lesbians in the spaces designed specifically for them.

It's a T4T Jell-O wrestling event in Portland, Oregon

Did you take those pics of the posters? If you’re a local, you should throw on a Party City wig, grab your camera, and go undercover to the event. I’m sure the folks over in the Troon sightings in the wild thread would thank you kindly for your service.

Imagine the sights! You might have two spaghetti-arm’d pooners trying to LARP as tough wrestlers, doing their best impression of Hulk Hogan vs André the Giant! You might have two ogrehons trying to LARP as WWE Women’s Wrestling champs by doing falsettos, while masculinely beating the shit out of each other! And any troon vs. poon matches would be a sure-fire hoot!

Also, I love the inclusion of ‘BYOB’ on the poster. A group of mentally ill defectives getting together for anything-goes amateur wrestling matches (in a slippery substance to boot)- what could POSSIBLY go wrong? At least when the college that I went to held Jell-O wrestling, it was a rule that all participants had to be sober…

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Did you take those pics of the posters? If you’re a local, you should throw on a Party City wig, grab your camera, and go undercover to the event. I’m sure the folks over in the Troon sightings in the wild thread would thank you kindly for your service.

Probably not a brilliant idea. The photos look like it's just someone's fucking garden. You would already stand out in that crowd and if they read the thread they will know exactly who it was. If they would even be ok with you taking photos, not like you could do it secretly very easily. But if you don't give a shit then please do.

Or you could just wait a couple weeks, let's be honest, they're trans, they're going to post the full video of their fetish event on their own anyway.

 

[Revolved]

I don’t think women are angels incapable of being evil but how are we just as bad as the men literally chasing and attacking you? Once again, MTFs complaining about feels over reals.

This part was so revealing. He can't contain his raging hatred of women, so despite being chased down and assaulted multiple times by men, he still considers their mean words to be worse than physical violence. How dare women notice he's a dude? I loved the part where he rants about how he's not "invading women's spaces" and they still won't be nice to him. This is legit the same thing as wearing blackface and complaining that niggers are still a bit ornery despite going out of your way to avoid them.

The comment "cisfoids still get a chip on their shoulder when they see a passing troon" sure is something. If the tranny "passes" (fucking despise this retarded terminology), then how would they know to get pissed? Yet more evidence that "passing" is just hitting a lucky string of polite people who don't want to set them off.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

These are all literally indistinguishable from the trite incels complain about woman on your average 4chan /pol/ thread. It’s just tweaked with trans terminology to make it socially acceptable to dunk on females in public. Even down to calling them ‘cissoids’ (which is obviously a play on ‘foid’.) Everyone knows what you REALY mean, fellas. You’re just too chicken to be misogynistic as a man.

Came to say this. It's literally just men complaining about how women have it easy and that it's not fair. They even shot strays at pooners because they hate women and don't actually believe their own lies. IDK it's just really funny when troons go mask off.

 

[Dr. Butt]

when the college that I went to held Jell-O wrestling, it was a rule that all participants had to be sober

God, Americans are no fun.

 

[Stan]

I get the feeling that events explicitly advertised as “T4T” are going to see downward trends in attendance as time goes on because the troons are going to start feeling dehumanized by the idea of spaces/events designed for them only. Ergo, it’s another stark reminder of how abnormal they are, and their self-conscious asses can’t handle it. That’s why, rather than stick to T4T spaces where they belong, they insist on harassing lesbians in the spaces designed specifically for them.



Did you take those pics of the posters? If you’re a local, you should throw on a Party City wig, grab your camera, and go undercover to the event. I’m sure the folks over in the Troon sightings in the wild thread would thank you kindly for your service.

Imagine the sights! You might have two spaghetti-arm’d pooners trying to LARP as tough wrestlers, doing their best impression of Hulk Hogan vs André the Giant! You might have two ogrehons trying to LARP as WWE Women’s Wrestling champs by doing falsettos, while masculinely beating the shit out of each other! And any troon vs. poon matches would be a sure-fire hoot!

Also, I love the inclusion of ‘BYOB’ on the poster. A group of mentally ill defectives getting together for anything-goes amateur wrestling matches (in a slippery substance to boot)- what could POSSIBLY go wrong? At least when the college that I went to held Jell-O wrestling, it was a rule that all participants had to be sober…

You're assuming anyone shows up besides Kiwi plants.
Ten bucks says this guy ends up eating a kiddie pool's worth of Jell-O and vodka chaser to make his trouble worth it.
Damn if only we could figure out the number of responses to Google Forms though.

 

[stupid frog]

For the QR code, if you feed the image into a website vs scanning it with your phone, there are websites that let you preview the URL instead of just directly going.