Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AltisticRight]

Anyway Jack gives health advice he doesn't follow or has misinformation

Gay BuzzFeed list easy to debook, just look at Jack Russell Scalfani.

What does he think table salt is made of?
Sodium chloride?

Idiot

 

[ANF]

Nicest guy on Youtube

No way, a 76 year old man with a history of heavy drug abuse had a heart attack? Must be dem vaxines.

 

[ZipDisk]

I knew this cocksucker was going to have a go at Ozzy.

 

[VenomPlug]

Such an empathetic Christian.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Not saying this to be unnecessarily graphic…but she could absolutely become a performer for Private Society. They’d take her without a second thought.

TAKE THAT BACK!

Do not ruin private society for me!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yes, Ozzy died from the vaccine and not because he was a 76 year old who spent most of his life doing drugs and drinking alcohol. If only he had been a healthy unvaccinated stroked out fat ass who can't even walk

 

[ZipDisk]

Stop blaming the drugs it was that fucking quad bike.

Someone should "gift" Jack a Quad bike.

 

[AnOminous]

The kernel of this is likely to be the story of an English woman being arrested for silently praying outside of an abortion clinic/centre a couple of years ago.

There have been a series of such cases. At least two have resulted in acquittals, with the government having to pay for the unjust prosecution in one case. Another man was criminally convicted for silent prayer near an abortion clinic (not even on the property). That case is on appeal and will likely be reversed.

So as usual it's a Jacked-out mangling of what actually happened (even though what actually happened is clearly pretty bad).

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Stop blaming the drugs it was that fucking quad bike.

Someone should "gift" Jack a Quad bike.

He’s got a scootypuff already. All Tammy has to do is lure him outdoors, switch the chair off, and then brick his phone via the FindMy app, then Enjoy all of the screaming, yelling, pleading, begging, laughter, and finally whimpering as Jack expires in the elements just a few normal people “steps” from his normal climate controlled environment from where he makes everyone miserable from.

 

[Marc]

Yes, Ozzy died from the vaccine and not because he was a 76 year old who spent most of his life doing drugs and drinking alcohol. If only he had been a healthy unvaccinated stroked out fat ass who can't even walk

I expect I won't be the only one to refer to Jack as another casualty of the covid vaccine. As has been discussed previously, the guy is the kind of dependable hypocrite none of us would be surprised to learn has been vaxmaxxing, then dancing on peoples' graves to compensate.

 

[Tiresome]

I expect I won't be the only one to refer to Jack as another casualty of the covid vaccine. As has been discussed previously, the guy is the kind of dependable hypocrite none of us would be surprised to learn has been vaxmaxxing, then dancing on peoples' graves to compensate.

In Mach '21, Jack got excited about the vaccine for literally the only reason he would have.

But I'm of the camp Jack absolutely got vaxxed, lied about it and will now spend the rest of his life shitting on people for making the same decision, because that's what he does in literally every other aspect of his diet and health.

 

[the khat quaffer]

In Mach '21, Jack got excited about the vaccine for literally the only reason he would have.
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But I'm of the camp Jack absolutely got vaxxed, lied about it and will now spend the rest of his life shitting on people for making the same decision, because that's what he does in literally every other aspect of his diet and health.

I'm imagining what the universe would like more.
a) Tammy secretly vaxxed Jack in one of his nightly stroke comas and let him keep believing he's of pure stock, just to let us keep laughing at him or
b) letting him die because of the chink flu with a small blurb in the local news saying anti-vaxxer dies from COVID

Stop blaming the drugs it was that fucking quad bike.

Someone should "gift" Jack a Quad bike.

Someone should gift him an exercise bike. A white elephant for a white elephant.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Someone should gift him an exercise bike. A white elephant for a white elephant.

Elephants are mostly muscle. Jack is more of a walrus

 

[Tiresome]

Elephants are mostly muscle. Jack is more of a walrus

Either can be an actual danger. I'm going to go with manatee. Fat, slow, dumb and helpless.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Either can be an actual danger. I'm going to go with manatee. Fat, slow, dumb and helpless.
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That is true. Walruses regularly kill polar bears. Fatty is not killing anything

 

[the khat quaffer]

Elephants are mostly muscle. Jack is more of a walrus

Or the result of Operation Infinite Walrus.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Bro really responded to a year old comment

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Nicest guy on Youtube

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This faggot has suffered five strokes at this point and sounds like he's on death's door yet thinks he can cast shade at the Ozzman? A man who's accomplished more in his life than Fatty could ever dream of accomplishing in his. Also Ozzy, for all his performance, was a Christian and possibly a better one that Fatty is.

The hubris is shocking.

 

[the khat quaffer]

This faggot has suffered five strokes at this point and sounds like he's on death's door yet thinks he can cast shade at the Ozzman? A man who's accomplished more in his life than Fatty could ever dream of accomplishing in his. Also Ozzy, for all his performance, was a Christian and possibly a better one that Fatty is.

The hubris is shocking.

He's just jealous because bats and doves are the only meat he hasn't tried yet.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

That is true. Walruses regularly kill polar bears. Fatty is not killing anything

I mean Jack could kill himself with the way he is eating, or he could be capable of killing his grandchild or small animals. They're like the only ones this fat fuck could hurt at this rate.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I mean Jack could kill himself with the way he is eating, or he could be capable of killing his grandchild or small animals. They're like the only ones this fat fuck could hurt at this rate.

I wouldn't be surprised if fatty accidentally devours his grandchild because MEAT GUD