Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I think it's rather ironic that it's intended as an attack on Christianity but actually more closely tracks Islam.

I've met Atwood a couple times. She's less cunty in her old age, but that's like saying Mount St. Helens chilled out noticeably after 1980.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Shes assmad about shared custody because she won't get any child support out of him in that instance, most likely. While she loves whining about Daniel's multimillionaire status, he lives pretty simply - albeit in a gigantic McMansion. It's likely a judge would look at Jackson's 150k a year plus what Becky SHOULD be making (like $50k a year, generously), and decide that the parental incomes/lifestyles are very similar and no one needs to supplement anyone.

It's all about the money for her.

@AfghanBlue Jackson is actually on the birth certificate. According to the state, he's not a random thumb person.

Also, Sammmmmmm looks like when Gene Belcher finds out he's allergic to lobster.
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Two legal fathers is the dumbest decision ever. Co-parenting is already difficult with 2 legal parents. 3 is a nightmare

I wish this would get even messier and have all three fighting each other. Who decides medical decisions? Schooling? Religion? What if Jackson leaves Becky. Hannah will be split between three households…???

Have them all at each others throats so California can see what a legal mess they have made. Would they prioritize Jackson over Daniel? Are they really legally the same despite Daniel being the biological (and active) father? Why would Daniel allow to have a man be Hannah’s legal father when he already is?! What an absolute moron.

Worst case scenario would require Jackson actually caring about Hannah though - so it won’t happen. But still, someone should face the consequences for allowing this mess.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Two legal fathers is the dumbest decision ever. Co-parenting is already difficult with 2 legal parents. 3 is a nightmare

I wish this would get even messier and have all three fighting each other. Who decides medical decisions? Schooling? Religion? What if Jackson leaves Becky. Hannah will be split between three households…???

Have them all at each others throats so California can see what a legal mess they have made. Would they prioritize Jackson over Daniel? Are they really legally the same despite Daniel being the biological (and active) father? Why would Daniel allow to have a man be Hannah’s legal father when he already is?! What an absolute moron.

Worst case scenario would require Jackson actually caring about Hannah though - so it won’t happen. But still, someone should face the consequences for allowing this mess.

Jackson has the opportunity to do something incredibly funny right now and hand her divorce papers.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

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There is no chance the court didn't mean households lol. Nice to have confirmation Daniel is going for joint custody though. What happened to him abandoning his family for his upgrade wife and kids?

Daniel is Schrodinger's Ex:

He both didn't want the baby and forced Becky to have her at the same time.

Wants Becky out of the house but also wants to keep her prisoner in it.

Traded up to a younger, thinner woman but still can't resist raping Becky's hot, skeletal body.

"Doesn't pay any child support" yet pays for the food, shelter, toys, and clothing for the baby

 

[Tanner Glass]

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There is no chance the court didn't mean households lol. Nice to have confirmation Daniel is going for joint custody though. What happened to him abandoning his family for his upgrade wife and kids?

You can't mandate someone to spend time with a child though, doubly so if it isn't theirs.

Also "signed by a judge" doesn't mean anything - you had an agreement that fit a specific situation, that situation has now changed and needs to be revised.

If only Becky knew a lawyer who could tell her some of these things.

 

[melty]

I think it's rather ironic that it's intended as an attack on Christianity but actually more closely tracks Islam.

It was originally based on Islam, but Atwood changed it when her liberal friends convinced her to make it about Christianity instead.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You can't mandate someone to spend time with a child though, doubly so if it isn't theirs.

Also "signed by a judge" doesn't mean anything - you had an agreement that fit a specific situation, that situation has now changed and needs to be revised.

If only Becky knew a lawyer who could tell her some of these things.

Becky also thought her Jewish mystical binding of three souls together ceremony was legally binding and the contract drawn up using a made up font was what held Danny boy shackled in place and burning it was the only way to be free of her rapist!

She just makes it all up. If a hypothetical thought enters what's left of her brain, she interprets it as something that has happened, is currently happening and will continue to happen forever. Even if it directly contradicts something else she says is currently happening, and pointing that out is transphobic, anti feminist, anti Semitic, pro capitalistic, Trump supporting, homophobic and disability discrimination.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Worst case scenario would require Jackson actually caring about Hannah though - so it won’t happen. But still, someone should face the consequences for allowing this mess.

This is Jackson taking care of Hannah:

I think it's rather ironic that it's intended as an attack on Christianity but actually more closely tracks Islam.

I've read the book and watched the show. Atwood wrote it in 1985 but has stated how it was inspired by the Iranian Revolution of 1979, where Iran turned from a monarchy to a ultra conservative theocracy overnight.

There is still a lot of overlap between Sharia law and what a lot of Evangelicals want that it can hold true for both parties.

Also, Sammmmmmm looks like when Gene Belcher finds out he's allergic to lobster.

Sammmmmmm looks like a fat Asian made out of wax that was partially melted and then slammed into a wall.

 

[sarna]

Sammmmmmm looks like a fat Asian made out of wax that was partially melted and then slammed into a wall.

Note that his hair has been freshly degreased for the occasion in that photo. That is Sam trying to look his absolute best for his mommy.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Note that his hair has been freshly degreased for the occasion in that photo. That is Sam trying to look his absolute best for his mommy.

And this was the best catch she could find to replace Daniel and make him jealous.
Love that for her.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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There is no chance the court didn't mean households lol. Nice to have confirmation Daniel is going for joint custody though. What happened to him abandoning his family for his upgrade wife and kids?

Highly doubt this represents any new information at all. Sounds like just the original shitty polycule parenting deal they put together at the birth. If there had been court appearances and such we would have heard louder noises about it.

If she can't gleam it from the 1 second it's on her screen

Glean. As in gathering kernels from a field. What did you think "gleam" would mean here?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Highly doubt this represents any new information at all. Sounds like just the original shitty polycule parenting deal they put together at the birth. If there had been court appearances and such we would have heard louder noises about it.

Glean. As in gathering kernels from a field. What did you think "gleam" would mean here?

Gleam. As in gleam. As in to shine and catch one's eye. She rapidly scrolls with her phone, so to catch her attention it must catch her eye, sparkle. Shine. Reflect light. Gleam.
What did you think it meant?

 

[Next Task]

If there's a way for someone to save BlueSky tweets as soon as they're posted to the account - like that Twitter account that used to post all the politicians' deleted tweets - Daniel would be a fool not to have it set up for Becky's account. Even just using our archives he's sure to miss a few really damning ones.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

If there's a way for someone to save BlueSky tweets as soon as they're posted to the account - like that Twitter account that used to post all the politicians' deleted tweets - Daniel would be a fool not to have it set up for Becky's account. Even just using our archives he's sure to miss a few really damning ones.

Isn’t he a software engineer? It would be pretty easy to automate that

 

[sarna]

Isn’t he a software engineer? It would be pretty easy to automate that

He is a game designer. He likely has rudimentary technical skills at best.

 

[melty]

She also posted this last night which is hilarious to me. I shop for a lot of the kid's clothes at Target (especially since they pissed off the lefties) and she worked HARD to find two such extreme examples of "gendered" clothing.

I thought that Becky was too poor for Target now and was forced to become a Walmart pleb.

Sammmmm looks like a human balloon. We haven't been hearing much about him lately.

 

[unexpected onions]

Sammmmm looks like a human balloon. We haven't been hearing much about him lately.

Yeah she doesn't really mention Sam or Jackson at all. Having two extra men on her side would ruin the "battered woman trying to escape" larp

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Yeah she doesn't really mention Sam or Jackson at all. Having two extra men on her side would ruin the "battered woman trying to escape" larp

That part never really made sense to me, since her entire audience especially since the account deletion is just people that already know her and what her version of the story is. I realize her followers are just ladies who do the 'ooooh, men are awful rapists they should support you forever without question and only do things you like' and trannies who offer platitudes and its all empty and meaningless to anyone but them, but do none of them ever just look at her posts over the course of a day, see the rapidly changing narrative to suit the part she needs to play at that moment and just go 'this fucking bitch....' ?

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

I thought that Becky was too poor for Target now and was forced to become a Walmart pleb.

Sammmmm looks like a human balloon. We haven't been hearing much about him lately.

I would not be surprised if he left already and Becky didn't mention it because it goes against her "I'm so hot no man would dream of lveaing me" narrative. Narcs like her also hate having to admit something so bruising to their paper thin egos.

Considering that there is no longer free room and food on Daniel's dime, Becky was pressuring him to put a baby in her, and she's probably been withholding pussy due to her BPD death-spiral speedrun, Samm most likely pulled a Penny Robo and bailed as soon as he could already.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

I would not be surprised if he left already and Becky didn't mention it because it goes against her "I'm so hot no man would dream of lveaing me" narrative. Narcs like her also hate having to admit something so bruising to their paper thin egos.

Considering that there is no longer free room and food on Daniel's dime, Becky was pressuring him to put a baby in her, and she's probably been withholding pussy due to her BPD death-spiral speedrun, Samm most likely pulled a Penny Robo and bailed as soon as he could already.

But he left his cat?