Money FB 4/22 - Barb borrowed from life insurance, eBay updates

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At least Cole's Patreon is about supporting his trade. Chris' is, as is usually the case with him, holding his work to ransom to help get him out of a hole because he doesn't give a shit about doing it for himself any more. Now it's just a thing he thinks he can hold over his "fans". Also it was wise (or entirely accidental) of Chris to set it up per month as opposed to per creation, because in the latter case he wouldn't see a fucking penny. BET DSTECKS IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE RIGHT NOW AMIRITE.
 
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Do You Realize said:
Then he better get cracking -- Neptune Society cremation (including several copies of the death cert, which you absolutely need but he will absolutely not think of) was $2600 for a family member, and that was someone who had a plan in place. $300 is nowhere near the total cost. That may be the plan membership fee.
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Seeing that Chris is now a fat tranny mermaid, the Neptune Society seems appropos
 
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I gotta admit, I kinda hope Chris actually gets paid. I'm just conflicted on whether I want him to pay off debt or blow it all away in hilarious fashion.

thenakedhomeless said:
Their cars would probably be worth a case of beer. ;)

(interestingly enough that's how much my sister paid for hers and I don't care if it's a bit power-levely to say)
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She probably left out the part where she had to bang the seller, but still sounds like a pretty sweet deal.
 
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haha wow, he thinks the buyer wont do a dispute because the totem is broken as fuck?
this guys delusional - even his white knights are telling him to stop being so insane
 
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I can't form the words "Chris is more successful than Cole" about anything, but boy, Cole is not successful at whatever it is he's trying here.
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Chris got offered $1,500 for a piece of paper mache that he didn't even feel like shipping. He's more successful than Cole at begging.
 
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In a weird, cold-blooded way, it kind of makes sense to dip into Chris' life insurance. Realistically, Barb will die first. Chris has no other dependents - just about the entire family is estranged. The chances of him getting married or having kids are absolutely miniscule. I'm not saying it's a good thing to do, but it's not like anyone else was going to benefit from that money.
 
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"I am still waiting on payment from the mother of one of my fans"

This is fucking hilarious, either Chris genuinely thinks this is a legit excuse or some woman is going to hit the roof when she sees what her exceptional son has stolen her credit for. Either way it is win/win for us, Chris gets trolled or we get another lolcow.
 
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Slowinthemind said:
"I am still waiting on payment from the mother of one of my fans"

This is fucking hilarious, either Chris genuinely thinks this is a legit excuse or some woman is going to hit the roof when she sees what her exceptional son has stolen her credit for. Either way it is win/win for us, Chris gets trolled or we get another lolcow.
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But this ladies son is such a huge fan, Slowinthemind, he's such a huge fan!!!!
 
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