Zoosadist Pamperchu - Microwaved Diapers, Pedophilia, Zoosadism, and Meth

This but unironically.
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Lynching posses need to make a comeback.
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Every act of violence that history class told us was motivated by blind, ignorant, irrational bigotry, I am now convinced was in truth a response to hideous Islamic Content like this.

"Nothing is in the intellect that was not first in the senses."
 
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Eternal Patrol said:
Yeah, this rewritten OP is good. Since he's been community featured now, hopefully a moderator can pop the rewrite in?
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Apparently it's not as easy as hitting "merge" and then voila. Because the original thread is several years older than the author of the new OP, Null would have to manually edit the database to be able to successfully merge them together, which takes time he probably doesn't have to spare.
 
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I sat down and watched the video so the rest of you don't have to. I already worked a summary into the OP rewrite, but I'll just paste what I wrote here for the sake of convenience:

It begins with Pamperchu digging through a plastic bin full of used diapers. He loudly sniffs several of them on camera, commenting that they smell "so good," though it’s “an acquired taste.” He then pulls out a soiled diaper he claims has been sitting in the bin for over a year, opens it on camera, and starts salivating at the idea of putting it in his microwave. After rubbing some of the feces on his hands, he shoves the diaper into the microwave and says, “Yeah, I’m disgusting. You better believe it.”

While walking around his house waiting for it to cook, he shows off toys and knickknacks scattered around the room, bragging about the ammonia the diaper is generating and loudly sniffing it on camera. He then declares himself a “top scientist and doctor,” insisting that scientists like to do “goofy and crazy things” too. When the microwave finishes, Pamperchu pulls out the diaper and immediately lets it splatter on the carpet. He again brags about how good it smells, saying he’s going to put it back in the plastic bin later. He then tosses it onto the carpet in another room. He goes on to boast about getting high from huffing ammonia with an unnamed friend, followed by “putting our feet in our faces.”

Pamperchu then walks to his couch and sings Old McDonald, bragging that he’s a cult leader and wants kids to grow up worshiping the “Church of Pamperchu.” He says that earlier in the day, a kid threw eggs at his house while calling him a “diaper beast.” He then segues into showing off several boxes of children’s toys lying outside his house before stating, “If you have a kid or are a kid, please knock on my door politely and come on in. I’ll clean for you and I’ll cook for you. I’ll do anything to have a child.”

The video ends with a brief cut to his roommate, Sean, who is playing a video game in the living room. Sean tries to ignore Pamperchu and focus on the game, but Pamperchu continues to ramble and pester him for about a minute before Sean finally says, “Stop, I’m busy.” At that point, the video cuts out.
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King Metalia said:
Personally I think if Pamperchu is to die it would be funny/ironic if it was an infection from a used diaper.
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It's likely he's built up an immunity to e coli and other piss and shit based infections sadly. 15 years to microwaving used diapers and all he got was a little bit of lymphoma.
 
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