Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[TismFarmer]

I'll peek around.

https://www.youtube.com/@Silvexatious/videos

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Newest to oldest, I never saw an age, but this is def some teenager. Only two months ago they knew they were a man, and now this shit. RIP kid got groomed on Discord, reddit, and probably TF2. I don't wanna scroll further back.

He posted this tho lmao
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Lukyan is a Russian or Ukrainian name...

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Nickelodeon-style "slime."

The nickelodeon slime shit was also kid's fetish mining, same as the foot stuff but so wack that most people didn't even pick up on it being a sexual thing. Go on /r/wam or whatever and you'll find countless people saying that that sort of shit formed the basis of their sexuality.

 

[Stan]

Late and autistic, but I found this interesting: wrestling "Jell-O" isn't Jell-O, unless the event organizer is rich and really bad at research.

It's sodium polyacrylate powder and food dye (archive); there'd be no way to set so much actual gelatin in a warm pool out in the middle of a field, and anyone who has/was a kid can tell you about how much the dye in legit Jell-O will stain skin and countertops.

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They use the same stuff as mud wrestling "mud" (unless the event organizer is poor and really bad at research and doesn't care about people getting cut on rocks) or Nickelodeon-style "slime." It's also been marketed to kids as e.g. Gelli Baff.

Is it edible though?

 

[Magic Pickle]

Another heartache, another failed romance: as predictable as the earth's axis, the rise and setting of the sun, and the inevitability of death for us all, a retarded tranny ruins his marriage because the call of the wild is simply too irresistible.
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Just told my wife​

Just told my wife and it f***ing hurts.she doesn t understand, is angry against herself, against me, afraid.Pretty much the same as me when my egg cracked.I really hope she will understand, but I m so scared it might have been the end of my mariage.I probably should have stayed in the closet...

De-Charlie'd angel: a TiM resents that getting his dick chopped off and shoved inside of himself has lowered his dating prospects, because for some reason none of them seem to realize mutilating your genitals makes you unappealing especially to whackjob fetishists who want you to be a hentai monstrosity. You should get an IQ test before you get SRS, honestly.
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Dating as a post op trans woman is hell​

I know dating in general is hell for us but I just wanna vent about my life rn. It feels like I’m in this weird middle ground where guys who wanted me before think I’m an angel who cut off her wings and guys who would date me now just apply so much stigma to me and see me as a pariah. A lot of the time it feels like society doesn’t want me anymore and I’m seen as damaged goods despite srs being the best decision I’ve ever made in my life. It’s so draining some days and I don’t want to lose hope but it’s hard out here.

A round li'l dood worries about the judgment of healthcare workers who inevitably have private opinions she cannot control about her physique. While medical bias is real and does impact the quality of patient healthcare, for the most part, the secret sass healthcare workers get to enjoy in their heads is one of the few perks of the profession when you're otherwise having your shit rocked by dementia patients or autistic children with tard strength.
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The way healthcare workers talk about patients make my dysphoria worse when accessing healthcare​

I think one of the worst things I could've done for my health anxiety and dysphoria was going to nursing school. Being in nursing spaces and seeing how they talk about bariatric patients, men who are less endowed, etc. makes me dysphoric and anxious thinking about having to go to nurses/doctors for trans related care. I recently had top surgery and the thought of the OR team having to place a catheter makes me want to throw up not only because they had to see my genitals, but also what they must've thought about my weight.
I know various career paths have their own morbid humor, but I just can't imagine making snarky comments about my patients' bodies, especially parts they can't change.

A TiF is ousted as a fraud to those around her and now worries what to do next now that the cat's out of the bag. I wonder if they realize that many people don't use their pronouns out of respect, but simply because they're going with best initial guess - so of course things would change if they realized they'd been wrong?
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After being stealth for a long time, someone outted me and I'm suddenly being she/her'd by people who he/him'd me for like a year and a half...?​

What does one even do about this? I live in a small town so unfortunately everyone just knows now and I can't afford to move. I pass fine to anyone who doesn't know.

Diamond in the rough: a sensible (you know, for their kind) troon asks that his fellow pervert crossdressers try to dial down on the perversion only to be shouted down in the comments about being "censorious" and "appealing to TERFs." Dude, when even trannies are calling you a fucking gross gooner, that seems like a sign from God to take your hand out from under your Chinese slave labor skirt and wash the dried spunk off the catcher's mitts you call hands.
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Can we quit it with the "euphoria boner" posts??​

I swear to god, every time I see someone posting about this sub, it's because one of y'all ladies decided you just had to post about getting horny from wearing women's clothing - that may or may not even belong to you, no less! And the sad part is, I can't even tell sometimes which posts are real and which posts are just someone trolling. It's disgusting! Nobody wants to see that! And most of all, you're making your sisters look bad - you're giving ammunition to TERFs and transphobes and making normal people think that we're all gross crossie fetishists!
Like, it's great that you're able to enjoy yourself, but please do it in private. That's not euphoria, you're just horny. Grown-ass women should have more self-awareness than this...

 

[Sean Andalou]

Is it edible though?

It's supposed to be non-toxic, but I wouldn't call it edible.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's supposed to be non-toxic, but I wouldn't call it edible.

There's "eat it with a spoon dry" edible and then there's "some rehydrated sodium polyacrylate got in my mouth during wrestling will I die" edible.

Sodium polyacrylate is used as a food additive (archive), but what isn't?

The really important point is that you wouldn't want to drink distilled water after a few Portland troons had wrestled in it.

Spoiler: nun joke, almost entirely off-topic

Three nuns die in a car accident and arrive at the pearly gates. St. Peter says to the first nun, "Sister, you've lead an exemplary life, performed many good deeds, feed the hungry, cared for the sick. Do you have anything to confess before I let you in to Heaven?"

The nun looks serious and answers him, "St. Peter, I have to confess something. Once, when I was a young novice and naive about the world, I gave a man a hand job in the confessional."

St. Peter is surprised, but he tells her, "Well, sister, that was one tiny mistake in a lifetime of pious service. Wash your hands in the holy water, say 10 Hail Marys and you can go on in to Heaven."

Seeing all this, the third nun in line taps the sister in front of her and says, "Sister, would it be OK if I cut in front of you in line?"

The second nun says, "well, certainly Sister, but why?"

The third nun replies "I want to gargle that holy water before you stick your ass in it."

 

[Sean Andalou]

The really important point is that you wouldn't want to drink distilled water after a few Portland troons had wrestled in it.

Or even have to smell it.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Cool it with the genocidal language, geez!

 

[greenthrowaway]

Cool it with the genocidal language, geez!
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Why are we being truthful with that "gender euphoria" means "boner"? Our coded language is meant to disguise our actions, and to confuse/distract our enemies!

 

[Paper Machete]

You should get an IQ test before you get SRS, honestly.

Wanting to get SRS is the IQ test.

 

[Stan]

There's "eat it with a spoon dry" edible and then there's "some rehydrated sodium polyacrylate got in my mouth during wrestling will I die" edible.

Sodium polyacrylate is used as a food additive (archive), but what isn't?

The really important point is that you wouldn't want to drink distilled water after a few Portland troons had wrestled in it.

In New Orleans I believe that is called a lagniappe. A little something extra

 

[stupid frog]

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Ik trannies are funny, but I always get a little depressed at the thought that someone can coom themselves into cutting off their dick or grafting a rotdog onto their crotch.

"I cut off my dick, I am your soul mate."

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Pooner can't figure out where she should pee. Here's a hint, lil dood: look in your pants.

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

Pooner can't figure out where she should pee. Here's a hint, lil dood: look in your pants.

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We’ve had gender neutral bathrooms for decades, the fuck is lil dood bitching about?

 

[FinnSven]

We’ve had gender neutral bathrooms for decades, the fuck is lil dood bitching about?

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Or just be one of those odd people who refuse to use any other toilet than their one at home.

Which while peculiar and a baffling self imposed inconvenience, is way less strange and detrimental to daily life than being a pooner.

 

[Otterly]

there'd be no way to set so much actual gelatin in a warm pool out in the middle of a field,

There’s a great mark rober episode on you tube where he fills a pool with jelly and he goes through all the insane rigmarole you need to actually set that much jelly in that much volume. They had to do it overnights in Utah in April, and use a cooling system and even then it liquified in the sun once they got in it.
Maybe he can make a Troon death ray….

 

[Mad_Dog]

Or just be one of those odd people who refuse to use any other toilet than their one at home.

Which while peculiar and a baffling self imposed inconvenience, is way less strange and detrimental to daily life than being a pooner.

Diogenes would have just shit himself then and there. We've been pussified beyond belief. India is 1000 years ahead of us both in how they approach shitting in public and groping white women. I kneel.

Pooner can't figure out where she should pee. Here's a hint, lil dood: look in your pants.

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Men's rooms always have stalls wtf is she on about?

 

[gampboonerisms]

Men's rooms always have stalls wtf is she on about?

"People stare at her" this girl has to be in highschool. Yeah idiot the mean girls stare at you, you don't fit in. Big whoop, use the bathroom when nobody else is. It's pretty easy.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

We’ve had gender neutral bathrooms for decades, the fuck is lil dood bitching about?

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You see these "gender- and regular spastics" signs all the time?

 

[Sean Andalou]

Those darn gays.


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Okay, I am not trying to cause "infighting", but I wondered if there was a difference in the way prejudice/oppression is expressed WITHIN the queer community compared to outside, by cis/non-queer ppl?

This is not specific to transphobia, but transmisogyny, do you face it from men within the queer/trans community? What about the women? And what about nonbinary people, have you ever faced transmisogyny from someone nonbinary?

What makes it different from transmisogyny cishetero people express? Like with them, it is usually: trans women are predatory, stealing cis women's spaces, not real women due to their body parts...etc.

No answers yet, but I'll check back later.