Money FB 4/22 - Barb borrowed from life insurance, eBay updates

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AnOminous said:
Think about it this way. He gets to lay around doing nothing, gets china, and gets laid.

Meanwhile, Chris gets paid money to spout ignorant bullshit on YouTube and people buy even total garbage he creates, and is world famous.

Both brothers have everything the other brother wants but not what they want!

That's some justice right there.
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This is what I find so hilarious, Cole is only famous because of his brother which must eat him up inside , while Chris is furious because he thinks Cole is super rich (he isn't) and has a girlfriend which is something Chris will never have.
 
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Subconcious Offense said:
Wait wait wait. What exact life insurance do they have? The type where if Barb dies Chris gets money and is funded by Barb, or if Chris dies Barb gets money and Chris is being forced to pay its bill? Which one did Barb take money from?
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Possibly Barb has her own life insurance and Chris was added to it as a child rider, or maybe they have separate policies. Chris has never mentioned(as far as I am aware) to having to pay towards life insurance and here he calls it "Our Life Insurance", so who really knows.
 
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Aldora said:
Possibly Barb has her own life insurance and Chris was added to it as a child rider, or maybe they have separate policies. Chris has never mentioned(as far as I am aware) to having to pay towards life insurance and here he calls it "Our Life Insurance", so who really knows.
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I would not be shocked if Barb cancelled and collected Chris's life insurance and has not told him, it's logical really since Barb knows she will not outlive Chris and Chris will not have anyone to leave that money to anyway.
 
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Slowinthemind said:
I would not be shocked if Barb cancelled and collected Chris's life insurance and has not told him, it's logical really since Barb knows she will not outlive Chris and Chris will not have anyone to leave that money to anyway.
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Is that even possible? With the life insurance policies I know, if you stop paying, you don't get the money back.
 
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Aldora said:
Reading thought Coles Patreon, it seems the $23 is either from Cole himself, or from Coles brother-in-law, John Kyle. Apparently John introduced Cole to Patreon and Cole contributes to Johns patreon, although being unemployed, Cole probably gives less than $23 to JK.
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So basically they both pay each other so Patreon can take their cut. They are about as good with money as Chris
 
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Aldora said:
Is that even possible? With the life insurance policies I know, if you stop paying, you don't get the money back.
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Many life insurance policies do allow you to collect early but always for a much lower amount than actually dropping dead. They pay a percentage of what you have paid in over the years so as usual the Chandlers are making a loss, not that Barb cares because she is a selfish bitch and only cares about her present living conditions.
 
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Slowinthemind said:
Hogan says it far better than I could, the two are more alike than either is willing to admit.
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One of the pseudo-mystical things people often say is that whatever quality you hate the most in others, is what you hate because you find that quality within you and you resent its existence.

In this case, it may very well be true.
 
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Slowinthemind said:
I would not be shocked if Barb cancelled and collected Chris's life insurance and has not told him, it's logical really since Barb knows she will not outlive Chris and Chris will not have anyone to leave that money to anyway.
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Non-sequitr question, I know, but this does make me wonder what will be done with Chris's body when he dies, as of course he'll have no significant others or family who would want to give him a large funeral.
 
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Financhu Crisis said:
Oh, and the "restoring" will include stuffing it in an old picture frame from the hoard and shipping it priority in bubble wrap.
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The restoring will be him taping the holes on the shirt then taking two smaller frames and taping them together to make one frame and stuffing the "shirt" inside
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Non-sequitr question, I know, but this does make me wonder what will be done with Chris's body when he dies, as of course he'll have no significant others or family who would want to give him a large funeral.
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His life will probably end up with him surrounded by a team of doctors and scientists in hazmat suits studying him and whatever disease that evolved in the cesspool of the horde that ends up taking his life
 
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Isn't Cole a stay at home dad? Lots of people in here flipping out about him laying around all day and drinking craft beer or whatever but plenty of stay at home moms have dumb little side hobbies that don't make any real money like selling jewelry on Etsy or whatever. I don't really buy the narrative that stay at home parents have the hardest job in the world but it's a valid household arrangement. Cole is a pretentious dick but if the missus makes enough money for one parent to be able to stay home with the kids (and throw an ill-informed movie review online now and then), what's the issue?
 
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